# activities

name: The Dumb Actors
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 27-28
source_excerpt: Cast: Actors? Who said anything about actors? We're the cleaners! (All pickup brooms and exit.)
materials_category: props
materials_list: brooms, clapper board, camera prop
skills_developed: acting, timing, physical comedy
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, movie studio, actors, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "acting", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the dumb actors
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A movie studio skit where the director asks actors to perform a scene with no emotion, then with more emotion, then in slow motion, then fast. When the director criticizes them, they reveal they are the cleaners, not the actors.

rules:
Cast: Director, Clapper Board, Lighting Men, Cameraman, Mother, Son, Doctor, Undertaker, brooms for actors. Scene: Mom's son collapses; she calls doctor; doctor calls undertaker; undertaker measures body. Repeated with no emotion, then great emotion, slow motion, fast. Director criticizes; cast reveals they are the cleaners.


name: Easter Bunny
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 28
materials_category: props
materials_list: Easter Bunny costume, stick or umbrella
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, Easter Bunny, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: easter bunny
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
The Easter Bunny is arrested for breaking and entering while delivering eggs. After being believed and released, he tries another house and gets chased off by an old lady who accuses him of stealing.

rules:
Easter Bunny delivering eggs is arrested by police who don't believe he is the Easter Bunny. They finally believe him and release him. He tries to enter another house; an old man/lady accuses him of stealing and chases him off stage with a stick or umbrella.

source_excerpt:
The Bunny says, "Oh no, not again!" and is run off the stage by the old lady swinging a stick or umbrella.


name: Echo Point
variations: Can be adapted to a space theme (tour of the galaxy, different planets, USS Enterprise spaceship).
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 29
skills_developed: humor, timing, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, echo, tour, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: echo point
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A tour guide leads tourists to 'Echo Point' where any food called out echoes three times. Tourists test it out, but one tourist calls 'Baloney' which echoes only twice. After waiting, just as the guide says 'the food is so good', the echo responds 'Baloney!'

rules:
Cast: Guide, Tourists, Echo hidden in bushes. Guide leads tourists to Echo Point; explains that food names echo three times. Demonstrates 'Yogurt'. Tourists call Banana, Salad (both echo three times). Tourist calls 'Baloney' — echo only twice. Pause. Guide: 'the food is so good!' Echo: 'Baloney!'

source_excerpt:
Guide: (After a pause,) That's strange -- it's never repeated a food only twice. Maybe we should wait a moment more. (Pause -- nothing happens.) I'm so embarrassed. Well, I guess we should go back to the base, where the food is so good! Echo: Baloney!


name: Elevated Gum
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 29
materials_category: props
materials_list: briefcase, portable stereo prop
skills_developed: physical comedy, acting
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, elevator, gum, physical comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "physical comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: elevated gum
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit set in an elevator where chewing gum passed from a businessman to a rock & roll kid to a jock causes increasingly ridiculous sticky situations. The businessman returns at the end and decides to chew the gum again.

rules:
Boy with briefcase enters elevator, sticks gum on wall. Kid with stereo dances in, hand sticks to gum, stretches it, picks nose, sneezes. Gum thrown to back wall. Jock enters, gets gum stuck all over body. Gets free, sticks gum back on wall. Businessman returns, chews it again.

source_excerpt:
Businessman enters the elevator after the Jock leaves, see gum and decides to chew it again, then leaves.


name: The Elevator
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 29
source_excerpt: The operator suddenly looks funny, begins to jiggle, shouts "ME TOO!" and runs off the stage.
skills_developed: physical comedy, acting, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, elevator, bathroom humor, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "physical comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the elevator
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An elevator skit where passengers board at each floor and begin jiggling more and more as the elevator rises. At the top floor (bathrooms), they all rush off. The operator suddenly needs to go too and runs off shouting 'ME TOO!'

rules:
Elevator operator intones 'Ground Floor'. Passenger gets on and jiggles slightly. Operator intones each floor with description; new passenger gets on at each floor and jiggles. Higher floors = more jiggling. Top floor = bathrooms; all passengers rush off. Operator jiggles, shouts 'ME TOO!' and runs off.


name: Emergency Room Doctor
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 29-30
materials_category: props
materials_list: branch prop, mirror, comb, broom, phone prop
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, doctor, emergency, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: emergency room doctor
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A self-absorbed doctor keeps asking irrelevant intake questions as a hiker bleeds from a branch stuck in his stomach. The doctor then leaves for lunch. A stupid-looking janitor walks by, pulls out the branch, and the patient thanks him and leaves.

rules:
Setting: emergency room. Doctor combs hair, looks in mirror. Hiker enters screaming with branch in stomach. Doctor asks irrelevant questions (address, past illnesses, type of house, how he got there). Phone rings; doctor is invited to lunch and leaves. Janitor wanders in, pulls out branch; patient says thanks and leaves.

source_excerpt:
A stupid looking janitor with a broom wanders by and pulls the branch out. The patient stands up, says thanks and leaves.


name: The Enlarging Machine
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 29-30
source_excerpt: The Scapegoat spits. He is instantly drenched by a bucket of water.
materials_category: props
materials_list: sheet, small objects, large versions of objects, bucket of water
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, enlarging machine, prank, water
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "prank", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the enlarging machine
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Professor demonstrates an 'Enlarging Machine' (a sheet with a Scout hidden behind it) that returns any thrown object in a much larger form. The trick ends when a scapegoat is encouraged to spit over the sheet and gets drenched with a bucket of water.

rules:
Setup: sheet as backdrop, Scout hidden behind with large versions of objects and a bucket of water. Professor demonstrates: volunteers throw small objects over sheet; machine returns larger versions. Final trick: scapegoat is told to spit over the sheet — gets drenched with bucket of water.

variations:
Professor can hand scapegoat a cup of water implying they will surprise the Scout behind; various outcomes (Scout gets surprised, scapegoat gets wet, or Professor gets wet).


name: Eskimo Pie
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 30
source_excerpt: All: (Look into pan and exclaim.) Eskimo pies!!!! (Pull out ice cream bars, open and eat.)
materials_category: props
materials_list: ping pong balls, sponges, white golf tees, pan, ice cream bars
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, Eskimo pie, cooking, cubs
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "cubs", "food"]
language: en
normalized_name: eskimo pie
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Cubs make a recipe with bizarre 'Eskimo' ingredients: walrus eyes (ping pong balls), blubber (sponges), polar bear teeth (golf tees). After freezing for one hour, the pan is opened to reveal Eskimo pies (ice cream bars) which they eat.

rules:
Scene: Group of Cubs around a table. Props: ping pong ball, sponge, white golf tees, pan with ice cream bars in the bottom. Cubs add each ingredient skeptically. Pan is covered; sign says 'one hour later'. Pan is uncovered to reveal Eskimo pies — ice cream bars which the Cubs eat.


name: The Failed Reporter
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 30-31
materials_category: props
materials_list: notepad
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, reporter, suicide bridge, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the failed reporter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A reporter about to jump off a bridge because he's never had a scoop is joined by a truck driver, a teacher, a florist, and a dentist with their own complaints. They all jump; the reporter watches and exclaims 'Four people jump to their grisly deaths! What a scoop!'

rules:
Reporter announces he'll jump off bridge — never had a scoop. Truck driver, grade school teacher, florist with hay fever, hiccupping dentist each join. They all jump (except reporter). Reporter runs off scribbling: 'What a scoop!'

source_excerpt:
"Four people jump to their grisly deaths! What a scoop!" He runs offstage, scribbling furiously on his notepad.


name: The Fire
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 31
materials_category: props
materials_list: artificial campfire, invisible strings
skills_developed: acting, timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, campfire, fire, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "prop comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the fire
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two players sit by a fire doing activities. The artificial campfire (on invisible strings) slowly moves away while they don't notice. When it disappears, one remarks 'Looks like the fire's gone out again!'

rules:
Two players sit by the fire (artificial campfire with invisible strings). Behind-scenes person slowly moves fire. Players don't notice through several movements. Fire is finally pulled off stage. One player remarks 'Looks like the fire's gone out again!'

source_excerpt:
At that point, one of the players looks at the other and says, "Looks like the fire's gone out again!"


name: Firebuilding
category: camp-outdoor
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 31
materials_category: props
materials_list: cans, torn newspaper, water balloons
skills_developed: teamwork, physical comedy
difficulty_level: dificil
keywords: skit, fire lay, water balloon, prank, campfire
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "prank", "water"]
language: en
normalized_name: firebuilding
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A large-scale prank skit at a campfire theater. Scouts enter with cans of torn newspaper (later secretly replaced with water balloon-filled cans). Volunteers form a human 'fire lay'; announcer talks about fire safety, then 'puts out the fire' drenching the Staff with water balloons.

rules:
4 scouts enter with cans of torn newspaper (Staff examines them — only paper). Later, additional cans with hidden water balloons are delivered. Volunteers form human fire lay: 4 standing in square, 4 bent over, 4 on all fours. After fire safety speech, announcer 'puts out' the fire — Staff gets drenched.

source_excerpt:
The announcer reminds all of fire safety and that you must always put out the fire when you are finished. ( at this point the senior staff member was heard assuring the others, no fear, its only paper)The Staff was then properly "put out"!


name: The Firing Squad
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 31-32
skills_developed: humor, timing, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, firing squad, natural disaster, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the firing squad
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where a prisoner escapes a firing squad by shouting a natural disaster name (causing soldiers to scatter). Multiple prisoners escape this way until the last one shouts 'Fire!' — and the firing squad complies.

rules:
Firing squad lines up with prisoner. Commander: 'Ready... Aim...' Prisoner shouts 'Tornado!' — soldiers scatter and prisoner escapes. Repeat with 'Landslide!', other natural disasters. Last prisoner shouts 'Fire!' — firing squad fires.

variations:
Version 2: Prisoner at pole does crossword puzzle during execution. Commander is distracted by crossword clue 'burning, 4 letters'. Commander calls 'FIRE! It fits!' and the squad fires.

source_excerpt:
The last prisoner is brought out and having seen the other prisoners escape decides to do the same thing except he yells "Fire" and the firing squad does.


name: Fish Market
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 31-32
materials_category: props
materials_list: long cord
skills_developed: humor, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, telephone, suckers
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: fish market
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A fisherman and fish market manager hold a long cord between them. Manager tries to call fisherman on the phone but can't hear him. Volunteers from audience hold the cord one by one until communication improves. Fisherman reveals he has 'suckers hanging on a line' — the volunteers.

rules:
Two people hold a long cord. Fish market man tries to call fisherman by phone; fisherman can't hear. Volunteers from audience hold sections of cord. When several are holding the line, the call connects. Fisherman says no trout but lots of suckers on a line — showing the volunteers.

source_excerpt:
the fisherman says that he doesn't have any trout but he does have a lot of suckers hanging on a line showing the line the volunteers are holding up.


name: Fishin'
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 32
materials_category: props
materials_list: fishing rod prop, billy can or bucket
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, suckers, pun
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "pun"]
language: en
normalized_name: fishin'
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy fishes from a bucket. A passerby notices and asks what he's fishing for. Boy says 'suckers'. Passerby asks if he's caught any. Boy: 'Yes, you're the third today.'

rules:
Boy fishes from billy can/bucket center stage, pulling rod as if something's on the line. Passerby walks by, comes back. Asks what he's fishing for: 'suckers'. Have you caught any? 'Yes, you're the third today.'

source_excerpt:
Fisher: "I'm fishing for suckers." Passerby: "Have you caught any?" Fisher: "Yes you're the third today"


name: Fishing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 32
materials_category: props
materials_list: imaginary fishing rods, imaginary boat
skills_developed: humor, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, boat, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "pantomime"]
language: en
normalized_name: fishing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two men row far out to fish, catch a boat full of fish, and realize they can't find the spot again. One suggests marking the spot with an X on the side of the boat — which is of course useless.

rules:
Two players row imaginary boat. Both catch fish immediately, repeatedly. Boat is full; they have their limit. Robert asks how they'll find the spot tomorrow. Andrew's solution: mark it with an X on the side of the boat. Both row quickly away.

source_excerpt:
Andrew: Oh, that's easy. I'll just mark the spot with a big X right here on the side of the boat ! (makes mark - both row away quickly)


name: Fishing on a Park Bench
variations: Friends of Years — same skit with slightly different characterization.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 32-33
materials_category: props
materials_list: park bench, book/magazine
skills_developed: pantomime, acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, park bench, pantomime
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "pantomime"]
language: en
normalized_name: fishing on a park bench
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three friends on a park bench — one reading, one 'swimming' in a lake, one fishing. A policeman watches and asks the reader if he knows the others. When asked to 'take care of them', the reader invites them into his imaginary boat and rows them away.

rules:
Three guys on park bench: Goober reading, Gomer swimming (jumping off bench), Gopher fishing. Policeman asks Goober about the others; suggests he take care of them. Goober asks others into his boat; all row off stage. Policeman stares in disbelief.

source_excerpt:
Goober says: "Somebody has to row the boat" pretends to row off stage (the policeman staring after them, shaking his head in disbelief).


name: Fishing Success
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
source_excerpt: the successful fisherman sighs, spits into his hand, and says, "You have to keep the worms warm."
materials_category: props
materials_list: chairs, fishing rod props
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, worms, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: fishing success
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Five or six fishermen on a dock, one catching all the fish while others have no luck. Each asks the successful one his secret; he mumbles without opening his mouth. When the last person asks, he spits into his hand and says 'You have to keep the worms warm.'

rules:
5-6 fishermen on chairs (dock). One catches all fish in exaggerated fashion. Unlucky ones ask the secret one by one; successful fisherman mumbles reply without opening mouth. Others grow more irritated. Last person asks; fisherman spits into hand and says 'You have to keep the worms warm.'


name: The Fishing Trip
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
source_excerpt: Finally, one of the Cub Scouts says: "Should we tell him where the rocks are?"
materials_category: props
materials_list: fishing gear, row boat or cardboard boat silhouette, boat dock sign
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, water walking, cubs
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "physical comedy", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: the fishing trip
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Den Chief and Cubs go fishing. Cubs walk out across the water to the boat by stepping on hidden rocks. The Den Chief keeps falling in. At the end, one Cub asks 'Should we tell him where the rocks are?'

rules:
Cast: 4-8 Cub Scouts. Props: fishing gear, small row boat or cardboard boat silhouette, 'boat dock' sign. Cubs walk out across water to boat (on hidden rocks). Den Chief tries and fails repeatedly to reach boat. After all Cubs are in, one Cub wonders aloud about the rocks.


name: The Fishing Trip
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
source_excerpt: Finally, one of the Cub Scouts says: "Should we tell him where the rocks are?"
materials_category: props
materials_list: Fishing gear, row boat or cardboard silhouette of a boat, sign that says 'boat dock'
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, boat, cub scouts, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "cub scouts"]
language: en
normalized_name: the fishing trip
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where Cub Scouts walk across the water to get into a boat while the Den Chief keeps falling in. The punchline is when a scout asks if they should tell the Den Chief where the rocks are.

rules:
4 to 8 Cub Scouts. Props: Fishing gear, a small row boat or cardboard silhouette of a boat, and a sign that says 'boat dock'. The boys walk out across the water and get in the boat, while the Den Chief falls in each time.


name: Flasher
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
materials_category: props
materials_list: overcoat, shorts, photocopy of leader's face
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, flasher, overcoat, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: flasher
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where a person in an overcoat 'flashes' passersby, causing dramatic reactions. The reveal: the person is wearing shorts with a large photo of a camp director's or leader's face.

rules:
One performer seems to be wearing only an overcoat. As each scout approaches, performer turns back to audience and 'flashes' them. Each bystander is frightened or rolls away laughing. Performer turns to crowd questioning reactions, revealing they are wearing shorts with a photocopy of a leader's face.

source_excerpt:
Revealing that he was wearing shorts with a letter-sized photocopy of the face of the leader, camp director or the like.


name: Flasher
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
materials_category: props
materials_list: overcoat, shorts, photocopy of leader's face
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: flasher, campfire, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: flasher
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where one scout appears to be wearing nothing but an overcoat and 'flashes' innocent bystanders, but is actually wearing shorts with a photocopy of a leader's face.

rules:
One member seems to be wearing nothing but an overcoat in front of the campfire. Each time he flashes, the person would either be frightened off or roll down a hill. After his third victim he reveals he was wearing shorts with a letter-sized photocopy of the face of the leader.

source_excerpt:
Revealing that he was wearing shorts with a letter-sized photocopy of the face of the leader, camp director or the like.


name: Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, flea, scratch, audience participation
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy scratches and the itch spreads down the line to the last boy, who has been looking for 'Marvin the flea'. He chases Marvin into the audience, touching people looking for the invisible flea.

rules:
Boys standing in line. First boy scratches; scratching spreads to each boy in sequence. Last boy feels it and addresses 'Marvin the flea', who has been jumping around. Boy chases Marvin into audience, touching people looking for the invisible speck.

source_excerpt:
last boy feels it and says "Oh there you are Marvin, I've been looking all over for you. You've got to stop hopping around"


name: Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 33
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: flea, scratch, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where boys in a line pass a scratch down the line, and the last boy acts as though searching for his lost flea named Marvin, eventually going into the audience.

rules:
Boys standing in a line, first boy scratches, then second on down the line. Last boy feels it and starts searching for 'Marvin' the flea, going out into the audience.

source_excerpt:
Boys standing in a line, first boy scratches, then second on down the line, last boy feels it and says "Oh there you are Marvin, I've been looking all over for you."


name: The Flea Circus
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 33-34
materials_category: props
materials_list: string for tightrope, dish of water, small rock, soda straw trapeze
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, imagination
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, flea circus, cubs, physical comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "cubs", "physical comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: the flea circus
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A ringmaster presents a flea circus with imaginary fleas performing tricks. One by one, the Cubs accidentally swallow, clap on, drop a rock on, or step on the fleas until all are gone. The last flea escapes and infects the ringmaster.

rules:
Characters: Ringmaster, Cub Scouts. Ringmaster introduces each flea act (tightrope, diving, weight lifting, bare-back riding, trapeze). Cubs follow exaggerated invisible flea movements. Each flea is accidentally eliminated. Man-eating flea escapes; ringmaster runs into audience scratching.

source_excerpt:
RINGMASTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to introduce the Den _____ Flea Circus. We will now present Hugo, who will walk the tightrope.


name: The Flea Circus
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 33-34
materials_category: props
materials_list: string, dish of water, rock, box, soda straws
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing, pantomime
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: flea circus, skit, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit", "cub scouts"]
language: en
normalized_name: the flea circus
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where a Ringmaster presents a flea circus with trained fleas that keep getting accidentally killed. Each flea act ends in disaster — one swallowed, one clapped to death, one crushed by a rock, one gives a bareback ride gone wild, and one misses the trapeze catch.

rules:
Characters: Ringmaster, Cub Scouts in Uniform (any number). Each act features a different imaginary flea. Cubs follow the movement of the flea with exaggerated head movements. Each flea meets an unfortunate end, culminating in the release of a 'man-eating flea' that chases the Ringmaster.

source_excerpt:
RINGMASTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to introduce the Den _____ Flea Circus. We will now present Hugo, who will walk the tightrope.


name: Flora the Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 34
skills_developed: acting, improvisation, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, trained flea, pantomime, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "pantomime", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: flora the flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A performer guides his trained flea Flora through tricks. She jumps to the ceiling and goes missing. After searching everywhere (including in someone's hair), he finds her — but it's not Flora.

rules:
Single performer puts Flora through tricks (flips, jumps), following her with eyes. Flora jumps to ceiling and doesn't return. Performer searches, eventually looks in a volunteer's hair. Picks through hair ('that's not Fred, that's not Fred'). Finally: 'This isn't Flora!'

variations:
Alternate ending: Performer asks for applause for Flora, begins to clap, then stops horrified at what he's done.

source_excerpt:
Performer: (Delighted) Flora! There you are! I'm so glad to have you back. (looks more closely.) But say ... this isn't Flora!


name: Flora the Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 34
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: flea, trained flea, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: flora the flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A performer puts his trained flea Flora through tricks, tracking her movements with his eyes. He loses her when she jumps to the ceiling, searches everywhere, finds her in someone's hair but it's not Flora.

rules:
Cast: Performer. The performer is putting his trained flea Flora through all her tricks, explaining all her tricks as she does them. His eyes follow every flip, jump, etc. The he asks her to jump to the ceiling. His eyes lose her. He searches and finds her in someone's hair — but it's not Flora. Alternate ending: he claps to applaud her and realizes he's crushed her.

variations:
Alternate Ending: when Flora has done all her tricks, Performer begins to clap, then stops, horrified, realizing what he's done.

source_excerpt:
The performer is putting his trained flea Flora through all her tricks, explaining all her tricks as she does them.


name: Flying High
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 34
source_excerpt: The steward/stewardess smiles and says, "Why don't you boys just run outside and play."
materials_category: props
materials_list: tray prop
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, airplane, stewardess, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: flying high
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys on a plane give a stewardess/steward a hard time until one bumps into them and knocks a tray on them. The steward/stewardess smiles and says 'Why don't you boys just run outside and play.'

rules:
Boys on flight act up and give steward/stewardess (den leader or patrol leader) a hard time. One boy bumps into steward and knocks a tray. Steward smiles: 'Why don't you boys just run outside and play.'


name: Flying High
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 34
source_excerpt: The stewardess smiles and says, "Why don't you boys just run outside and play."
materials_category: props
materials_list: tray
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: airplane, flight, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: flying high
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys on a flight act up and give the stewardess a hard time until one knocks a tray on her. She smiles and says 'Why don't you boys just run outside and play.'

rules:
Boys on a flight to Germany or other destination act up and really give the stewardess or steward a hard time. Finally, one of them bumps into her/him and knocks a tray on him/her. The steward/stewardess smiles and delivers the punchline.


name: Food, Water & Mirror on the Sahara
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
source_excerpt: People: Ahhhh! (Relieved -- they take out combs, dip them in water and begin to comb hair.)
materials_category: props
materials_list: cup of water, combs
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, desert, Sahara, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "comedy"]
language: en
normalized_name: food, water & mirror on the sahara
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Lost, thirsty travellers in the Sahara Desert finally reach a cup of water. Instead of drinking it, they take out combs and use it to comb their hair.

rules:
Cast: 2 or 3 people, cup of water, combs, Narrator. Narrator sets scene. Travellers crawl, calling out for water. They stagger toward the cup. When they reach it: 'Ahhhh!' — they take out combs and dip them in the water to comb their hair.


name: Food, Water & Mirror on the Sahara
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
source_excerpt: People: Ahhhh! (Relieved -- they take out combs, dip them in water and begin to comb hair.)
materials_category: props
materials_list: cup of water, combs
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: desert, water, sahara, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: food, water & mirror on the sahara
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two or three people crawling in the Sahara Desert, desperately calling out for water. When they finally reach the cup of water, they use it to comb their hair instead of drinking it.

rules:
Cast: 2 or 3 People, cup of water, combs, Narrator. Setting: Sahara Desert. Two or three people are crawling, calling out for water and pretending to be desperate. Finally, they get to the water and take out combs, dip them in water and begin to comb hair.


name: The Fortune Teller
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
materials_category: props
materials_list: small tent, blanket, pencil, comb, dollar bill
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction, improvisation
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, fortune teller, audience participation, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the fortune teller
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An Announcer introduces a Fortune Teller who predicts futures from objects brought by volunteers. A pencil = writer, comb = hairdresser, dollar = banker. The scapegoat offers various items until forced to give his shoe, which the Fortune Teller throws far into the woods: 'You will take a long walk in the woods!'

rules:
Small tent set up; old lady Fortune Teller (a Scout in blanket with old lady voice). Announcer calls up volunteers with objects; Fortune Teller predicts future for each. Scapegoat summoned; nothing is good enough until shoe is surrendered. Fortune Teller throws shoe into woods.

source_excerpt:
She then announces, "You will take a long walk in the woods!" She throws the shoe far into the woods.


name: The Fortune Teller
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
materials_category: props
materials_list: small tent or blanket, pencil, comb, dollar, shoe
skills_developed: acting, improvisation, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: fortune teller, prediction, campfire, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the fortune teller
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A campfire skit where a Fortune Teller predicts futures by touching objects. The punchline is when the Scapegoat's shoe is thrown into the woods and the fortune teller predicts 'You will take a long walk in the woods!'

rules:
A small tent with an old lady (Scout wrapped in blanket). An Announcer introduces her. Each Scout brings an object (pencil, comb, dollar) and the Fortune Teller predicts their future. The Scapegoat is called from audience and finally offers their shoe, which is thrown into the woods.

source_excerpt:
She then announces, "You will take a long walk in the woods!" She throws the shoe far into the woods.


name: The Four Seasons
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
skills_developed: acting, improvisation, audience participation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, four seasons, nature, volunteer
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "audience participation", "nature"]
language: en
normalized_name: the four seasons
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A narrator-led skit with 11 volunteers assigned roles as trees, leaves, poison ivy, tree sap, birds, and a babbling brook. The narrator walks them through spring, summer, fall, and winter. At the end: 'Look! The sap is still running!'

rules:
Narrator needs 11 volunteers: 3 trees, 3 leaves in trees, 1 poison ivy clinging to roots, 1 tree's blood (sap running through trees), 2 birds flitting and singing, 1 babbling brook. Narrator narrates the four seasons; each character acts out their role. Final line: 'Look! The sap is still running!'

source_excerpt:
"In the winter, the brook freezes and stops babbling. All seems still in the forest. But beneath it all there is still life. Look! The sap is still running!"


name: The Four Seasons
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 35
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: four seasons, nature, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "volunteers from audience"]
language: en
normalized_name: the four seasons
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A narrator-led skit with 11 volunteers playing trees, leaves, poison ivy, tree's blood, birds, and a babbling brook through the four seasons. The punchline reveals 'The sap is still running!'

rules:
Narrator needs 11 volunteers: three trees, three leaves in trees, one poison ivy, one tree's blood, two birds, and one babbling brook. The narrator guides through spring, summer, fall, and winter. Punchline: 'The sap is still running!'

source_excerpt:
"In the winter, the brook freezes and stops babbling. All seems still in the forest. But beneath it all there is still life. Look! The sap is still running!"


name: Fred the Trained Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
source_excerpt: "Boy, there's a lot of fleas in here." "Fred? Fred?" ...
skills_developed: acting, improvisation, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, trained flea, pantomime, audience participation
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "audience participation", "pantomime"]
language: en
normalized_name: fred the trained flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A performer puts his trained flea Fred through tricks (jumping jacks, somersaults, high jump, long jump). Fred is sent on a long jump to a volunteer (a scoutmaster) and lands in their hair. The performer picks through the volunteer's hair finding many unrelated fleas but not Fred.

rules:
Performer shows Fred doing jumping jacks, somersault, high jump. Long jump: volunteer selected (scoutmaster preferred). Fred jumps to volunteer's hair. Performer picks through hair, pulling out 'fleas' one by one — none is Fred. 'Boy, there's a lot of fleas in here.'


name: Fred the Trained Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
skills_developed: acting, improvisation, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: trained flea, Fred, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: fred the trained flea
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A performer puts Fred the Trained Flea through various feats. When Fred is asked to do a long jump to a volunteer, the performer searches through the volunteer's hair finding many fleas but not Fred.

rules:
Performer shows off Fred doing jumping jacks, somersault, high jump. For the long jump, a volunteer (preferably a scoutmaster) is chosen. Performer searches through volunteer's hair looking for Fred, tossing found fleas over shoulder.

source_excerpt:
"Here in my hand is Fred the Trained Flea. Fred will perform for you some amazing feats. Watch closely."


name: The Frightened Hunter
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
materials_category: props
materials_list: hunting rifle prop
skills_developed: acting, storytelling, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, hunter, game warden, comedy
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "pantomime"]
language: en
normalized_name: the frightened hunter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A storyteller narrates a hunter who illegally shoots a deer on a cliff. A game warden appears and asks what's over his shoulders. When the hunter looks over his right shoulder where the deer was, he screams in fright — having forgotten about the dead deer.

rules:
Cast: Story teller, hunter (pantomimes), game warden. Hunter sees deer on cliff (out of hunting zone), finally decides to shoot it illegally. Throws deer over right shoulder, gun over left. Game Warden appears: 'What's over your other shoulder?' Hunter looks right and screams.

source_excerpt:
Game Warden: And what's that over your other shoulder? Hunter: (looking over right shoulder, and shakes off the deer) AAHHHHHH!


name: The Frightened Hunter
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
materials_category: props
materials_list: hunting rifle (prop)
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: hunter, game warden, deer, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the frightened hunter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A hunter finally shoots a deer outside the legal hunting zone. He throws it over his shoulder. A game warden asks what's over his shoulder; looking over each shoulder in turn, the hunter sees the deer and screams.

rules:
Cast: Story teller, hunter, game warden. Storyteller narrates, hunter pantomimes. Hunter shot the deer, threw it over his right shoulder with gun on left shoulder. Game warden asks what's over his shoulder. Hunter looks over left (gun) then right (sees deer) and is shocked.

source_excerpt:
Game Warden: And what's that over your other shoulder? Hunter: (looking over right shoulder, and shakes off the deer) AAHHHHHH!


name: Game Show
category: icebreakers
subcategory: prank skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
materials_category: props
materials_list: two folding tables, sleeping bags, buckets, balls of various descriptions
skills_developed: surprise, audience interaction
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, game show, prank, audience participation
tags: ["skit", "campfire", "prank", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: game show
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part02
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A prank game show skit where audience volunteers are brought in to identify balls under buckets on two tables. One 'bucket' is actually a scout's head hidden under a sleeping bag. When the contestant lifts that bucket, the scout yells to create shock.

rules:
Two volunteers removed from room. Two tables covered with sleeping bags; balls under buckets on tables. A scout kneels between tables with head under a bucket, hidden by sleeping bags. Tables pushed close together. Contestant brought in, told to lift each bucket and name the ball. When they lift the scout's 'bucket', the scout yells.

source_excerpt:
as they make their way down the line and eventually pick up the bucket off of the table under which the scout is hiding, the scout should yell/scream etc. to further the shock value.


name: Game Show
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
source_excerpt: the scout should yell/scream etc. to further the shock value.
materials_category: props
materials_list: two folding tables, sleeping bags, balls of various sizes, buckets
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: game show, buckets, surprise, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: game show
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Volunteers from the audience are brought in one at a time to lift buckets from tables and name the ball underneath. One bucket conceals a live scout who screams when lifted.

rules:
Two tables covered with sleeping bags with balls under buckets. A scout hides under one bucket in between tables. Volunteers are removed from room while setup is done. Each contestant lifts buckets naming the ball inside until they reach the scout hidden under a bucket.


name: Friends of Years
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 36
source_excerpt: Goober pretends to row off stage (the policeman staring after them, shaking his head in disbelief).
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench or chairs, newspaper, fishing pole
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: park bench, fishing, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: friends of years
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three men on a park bench — one reading, one pretending to swim in a lake, one fishing. A policeman asks the reader if he knows the others; eventually they all row away together in an imaginary boat.

rules:
Three guys sitting on a park bench. Goober reads, Gomer swims (jumps off bench), Gopher fishes. Policeman asks Goober if he knows them and suggests he take care of them. Goober asks them into his boat and they pretend to row off stage.


name: Gathering of the Nuts I
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 37
materials_category: props
materials_list: paper ears, tails, brown clothes
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: squirrels, gathering of the nuts, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: gathering of the nuts i
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts dressed as squirrels go into the audience and bring back people known for crazy behavior to the stage, then the announcer reveals the skit title is 'The Gathering of the Nuts.'

rules:
An announcer asks if the audience will help with the squirrel's harvest. Several boys dressed up like squirrels with paper ears, tails, and brown clothes go out and bring back people. The announcer reveals the title.

source_excerpt:
Several boys dressed up like squirrels with paper ears, tails, and brown clothes go out into the audience bring back people known for their crazy behavior.


name: Gathering of the Nuts II
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 37
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: gathering of the nuts, nature scene, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: gathering of the nuts ii
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Vincent Van Go Go, a famous artist, selects volunteers from the audience to create a living nature scene — trees, birds, sun, rabbits, and a babbling brook — then reveals it is titled 'The Gathering of the Nuts.'

rules:
Vincent picks volunteers to be trees (wave arms gently), birds (twitter among trees), sun (tall person on bench, smiles), rabbits (assistant leaders), and a babbling brook. After all are in place, he reveals the title 'The Gathering of the Nuts.'

source_excerpt:
Vincent: (Turns to audience) There it is, another Vincent Van Go Go original nature scene. I call it "The Gathering of the Nuts."


name: The General Store
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 37
source_excerpt: The Son runs through the curtain and across the stage wearing only underpants.
materials_category: props
materials_list: curtain, various clothing items, table/counter
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: general store, clothing, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the general store
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A storekeeper boasts about satisfying every customer. A scout hidden behind a curtain passes items through. When a customer asks for underwear, the hidden scout runs out wearing only underpants.

rules:
Storekeeper introduces himself. Customers ask for items (hat, jacket, shirt, shoes, socks, pants) and a hand reaches through a curtain. Last customer asks for underwear with increasing awkwardness. Storekeeper goes behind curtain, it shakes, and the Son runs through wearing only underpants.


name: The Ghost of Midnight
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 37-38
source_excerpt: Daughter: (Looks at watch.) Aww, shut up! It's only 11:45!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ghost, midnight, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the ghost of midnight
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A ghost wakes up family members one by one saying 'I am the Ghost of Midnight!' Each is terrified until the daughter looks at her watch and says it's only 11:45.

rules:
Cast: Ghost, Family asleep in house. Setting: House at Night. Ghost goes to Mom, Dad, Son (all terrified). Ghost goes to Daughter who looks at watch and says 'Aww, shut up! It's only 11:45!'


name: Ghost With One Black Eye
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 38
source_excerpt: #3: Keep it up, and you'll get another!
materials_category: props
materials_list: coins
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ghost, black eye, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: ghost with one black eye
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A ghost scares pedestrians picking up coins until the third pedestrian threatens the ghost with 'Keep it up, and you'll get another!'

rules:
Cast: Ghost, 3 Pedestrians. Setting: City Street. Pedestrians bend over to pick up coins. Ghost jumps out saying 'I am the Ghost with one black eye!' First two run away scared. Third pedestrian threatens the ghost.


name: Ghostcatchers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 38
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ghost, ghost catchers, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: ghostcatchers
extraction_confidence: med
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two guys start a ghost catching business, go to a haunted house, and fail to get rid of the ghost until one of them sings very badly off key and the ghost leaves because it can't stand it.

rules:
Two guys start a ghost catching business. They go to a house and can't get rid of the ghost. The ghost finally leaves because one of the guys sings very badly and off key.

source_excerpt:
The ghost finally leaves because one of the guys sings very badly and off key. The ghost can't stand it and leaves.


name: Giant Worm
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 38
materials_category: props
materials_list: sleeping bag, candy bars, soft drinks, spare pants and shirt
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: giant worm, sleeping bag, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: giant worm
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy concealed in a sleeping bag plays a Giant Worm. Hikers feed it candy bars and drinks; the worm eats and expels wrappers from the other end. A third group with nothing to offer gets the smallest scout eaten, who is expelled as just clothes.

rules:
A boy concealed in a sleeping bag open on both ends is the worm. Three groups of hikers encounter the worm. First group offers candy bars (worm eats, expels wrappers). Second group offers drinks (same routine). Third group has nothing; the worm eats the smallest scout and expels pants and shirt. Worm walks off with scout.

source_excerpt:
On stage you have a boy concealed in a sleeping bag that is open on both ends, he is the Giant worm.


name: Glass of Water
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 39
materials_category: props
materials_list: glass of water, comb
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: water, comb, desert, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: glass of water
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts crawl across the floor desperately seeking water. The third one, after dramatic effort, reaches the water — but only uses it to comb his hair.

rules:
First scout crawls across the floor crying for water, dies dramatically. Second dies just short of the glass. Third hams up desperation, reaches the water, takes out a comb, grooms hair with the water, sighs with relief and goes off stage.

source_excerpt:
He reaches the water, takes out a comb, grooms his hair with the water, sighs with relief and goes off stage.


name: Go Cart
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 39
source_excerpt: Driver : (Braking to halt) Oh, that's perfect now ! All I needed was a few NUTS to get it going !
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: go cart, nuts, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: go cart
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A driver's Go Cart keeps breaking down. Audience members are recruited to serve as the wheel, suspension, and rear wheel. Punchline: 'All I needed was a few NUTS to get it going!'

rules:
One participant on hands and knees is the Go Cart. Driver recruits audience members for front wheel, suspension, and rear wheel. After each volunteer is recruited and placed, the Go Cart works. Punchline at the end.


name: Gone Fishin'
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 39
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench or chairs, fishing poles, newspaper, paddle
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, policeman, pond, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: gone fishin'
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three boys appear to be fishing at a pack meeting. A policeman intervenes; the middle boy (reading a newspaper) reveals they are in a pond and paddles them all away.

rules:
Three boys on bench, two with fishing poles, one reading newspaper. Policeman approaches. Cubs claim it's a pond not a pack meeting. Policeman asks the reader to take care of his friends. Reader picks up a paddle and paddles away.

source_excerpt:
Cub 2: (folds newspaper) Sure, they are my friends. Policeman: In that case, you'd better get them out of here. Cub 2: Yes, sir. (reaching behind chair, picks up a paddle and acts as if he is paddling away.)


name: The Good Samaritan
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 39
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: good samaritan, gum, forehead, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the good samaritan
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout is stuck with his forehead on the floor and calls for help. Other scouts ignore him. When someone finally helps him up, the helper pops gum from the victim's forehead into his mouth.

rules:
A Scout stumbles and falls with forehead on floor, calling 'My forehead is stuck!' Other Scouts walk past. Finally one heaves him up, checks his face, plucks something from his forehead, pops it into his mouth saying 'Thanks, I knew I'd lost my gum somewhere around here!'

source_excerpt:
He reaches out, plucks something from the victim's forehead, and pops it into his mouth. "Thanks," he says, "I knew I'd lost my gum somewhere around here!"


name: Granny! Wake Up!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 40
source_excerpt: Granny's "back end" rises up and hits him on the behind.
materials_category: props
materials_list: campfire blanket(s)
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: granny, wake up, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: granny! wake up!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A grandson tries to wake Granny with the help of volunteers. When the final volunteer stands over Granny and asks for a sign of life, Granny's 'back end' rises up and hits them.

rules:
Cast: Grandson, Granny (2 people), Volunteer, Victim. Two grannies lie head-to-toe; one head is exposed, the other is covered where 'feet' appear. Volunteers are recruited to help wake Granny. The last volunteer stands over her and gets hit by Granny's 'back end' rising up.


name: Granny's Candy Store
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 40
source_excerpt: she says all she has left is these three suckers standing in the corner.
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: candy store, granny, suckers, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: granny's candy store
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts act as store props (cash register, popcorn machine, door, tree, chair). Customers ask for candy items Granny doesn't have. Finally she says all she has left are 'these three suckers standing in the corner.'

rules:
Various scouts are assigned to be props making sounds and movements. Customers come asking for candy (licorice, gum, etc.). Three scouts stand with no parts. Granny eventually reveals all she has left is 'these three suckers standing in the corner.'


name: The Greatest Spitter in the World
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 40
materials_category: props
materials_list: metal pot with a bit of water, pebble
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: spitter, spit tricks, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the greatest spitter in the world
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A performer does amazing spit tricks (fastball, slow spit, curve spit) caught by a partner with a metal pot. The final trick — a complex multi-axle jump spit — ends with the partner spilling the water on the crowd.

rules:
Cast: GSITW, Partner with metal pot and a pebble. Separate by about 15 feet. Partner announces tricks; GSITW spits, partner hits pot with pebble to simulate landing. Final trick loses control and partner spills water on crowd.

source_excerpt:
Partner: Ladies and Gentlemen! May I present to you the Greatest Spitter in the World! He does all kinds of tricks with a mere spit!


name: Grease
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 40
materials_category: props
materials_list: can of Crisco
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: Greece, grease, wordplay, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: grease
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout announces they will talk about ancient Greece while another walks on carrying a can of Crisco. Wordplay skit on 'grease' and 'Greece.'

rules:
Boy 1 announces they will talk about ancient Greece. Boy 2 walks on with a can of Crisco. Boy 1 clarifies 'Greece, the place.' Boy 2 says 'Oh yeah, that's in back of the cafeteria.'

source_excerpt:
Boy 1: Tonight we are going to be talking about ancient Greece. (Boy 2 walks on stage carrying a can of Crisco.)


name: Green Side Up!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 41
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: green side up, sod, contractor, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: green side up!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A contractor keeps shouting 'Green Side Up!' out the window while working with a couple on room colors. The explanation: a boy scout troop is laying sod outside.

rules:
Characters: Building Contractor, Couple. Contractor discusses wall colors for each room, then keeps going to the window and yelling 'Green Side Up!' Couple is confused. Contractor explains he's directing boy scouts laying sod correctly.

source_excerpt:
Contractor: Oh. I am sorry folks. Boy scout troop is being lead by Scout Master and we just want to make sure the sod gets laid down right.--


name: The Greyhound Bus
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 41
source_excerpt: Pedestrian: Well, it was a Greyhound!
materials_category: props
materials_list: BIG package
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: greyhound, bus, dog, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the greyhound bus
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A pedestrian helps a shopper cross the street, saying only a dog is coming. The shopper is hit. In hospital, the shopper asks why the pedestrian called it a dog — 'Well, it was a Greyhound!'

rules:
Cast: Shopper with BIG package, Pedestrian, People who are Cars and One Bus. Cars and buses pass by. Pedestrian tells shopper to cross when a bus is coming, calling it 'only a dog.' Shopper gets hit. Hospital scene: punchline about Greyhound bus.


name: The Growing Machine
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 41
materials_category: props
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: growing machine, professor, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the growing machine
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A professor demonstrates a machine that makes things grow — small paper becomes a book, small ball becomes a large ball. The punchline: he throws in a baby doll and a player in baby clothes jumps out yelling 'Daddy!' and chases him off stage.

rules:
A large cardboard box conceals a player with props. A narrator introduces the professor, who demonstrates the machine. Small items go in; large versions come out. Final demo: baby doll goes in, player in baby clothes jumps out.

source_excerpt:
Finally, the professor throws in a baby doll. The player inside jumps out in baby clothes, cries "Daddy!", and chases him off stage.

materials_list:
large cardboard box, small paper, paperback book, small ball, large ball, string, hunk of rope, baby doll, baby clothes


name: The Hair Cut Machine
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 41-42
materials_category: props
materials_list: large cardboard box, striped barber pole, bathing cap, wig
skills_developed: acting, pantomime, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: haircut machine, barber, wig, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the hair cut machine
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A barber has a new haircut machine. A customer with a wig on over a bathing cap sticks his head in, endures dramatic chaos, and emerges bald. He races screaming off stage.

rules:
Customer wears tight bathing cap under a loose wig. He sticks his head in the back of a large cardboard box (haircut machine). Barber turns it on with sound effects. Customer yells, flails, shakes off wig. Pulls out 'bald' head and races off stage screaming.

source_excerpt:
Customer sticks his head into the back of the box and barber turns it on (sound effects). Customer yells, flails, flops and goes through incredible contortions, shaking off the wig in the process.


name: Hairy Hamburger
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 42
materials_category: props
materials_list: hamburger props
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: hamburger, hair, cook, restaurant, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: hairy hamburger
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A man keeps finding hair in his hamburgers at a restaurant. When he demands to see the cook, the cook demonstrates how he makes hamburgers — by rolling the meat under his armpit.

rules:
Man orders hamburger, finds hair, gets a replacement, finds hair again (three times). Demands to see the cook. Cook shows how he makes the patties by placing meat under his arm and squeezing.

source_excerpt:
The cook says that all he does is roll the meat and demonstrates making patties by placing the meat under his arm and squeezes.


name: Harlem Globetrotters
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 42
materials_category: props
materials_list: three buckets, water or leaves or newspaper, rags
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing, audience interaction
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: laundry, water fight, bucket, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: harlem globetrotters
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three scouts doing laundry escalate a water fight until one scout's bucket of water (or leaves/newspaper) is thrown over the audience.

rules:
Three scouts doing laundry in buckets (two with real water). One shakes water on neighbor, escalates until rag flies from the fight and hits the uninvolved scout. He picks up bucket and chases others into the audience, then throws bucket contents over the audience.

source_excerpt:
the smack-ee tosses the contents of his bucket in a wide arc over as much of the audience as possible. In the version I saw the bucket was filled with pieces of newspaper but in a Scouting setting a bucket full of leaves would work just as well.


name: Have You Seen my Belly Button?
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 42
source_excerpt: Person: Ah! Belly Button! There you are, you bad dog!
materials_category: props
materials_list: stuffed animal dog
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: belly button, dog, bus, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: have you seen my belly button?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A dog owner goes around a city bus asking passengers if they've seen his 'Belly Button.' Passengers are horrified — until he spots his stuffed animal dog named Belly Button.

rules:
Cast: Dog owner, Passengers on bus, stuffed animal. Owner goes around bus asking 'Have you seen my Belly Button?' causing shock and outrage. Finally owner spots the toy dog and exclaims 'Ah! Belly Button! There you are, you bad dog!'


name: The Heart Attack
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 42-43
source_excerpt: All THREE, including victim, switch places!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: heart attack, CPR, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the heart attack
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A victim collapses with apparent heart attack. Two rescuers do CPR. When they decide to switch, the victim gets up and they start CPR again — now on one of the original rescuers.

rules:
Cast: Heart Attack Victim, 2 Rescuers. Setting: City Street. Victim falls. Rescuers begin CPR (chest compressions and rescue breaths). After 3 cycles they check for pulse and decide to switch — all THREE including victim switch places.


name: Heaven's Gate
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 43
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: heaven's gate, angel, suffering, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: heaven's gate
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts approach Heaven's Gates but an Angel says they haven't suffered enough. One scout gets in because he's in a particular troop/pack — implying that IS enough suffering.

rules:
Need 5+ scouts (1 announcer, 1 angel). Scouts claim various sufferings (camp food, long hike blisters). Angel says not enough. Final scout gets in immediately by saying he's in [pick someone's name]'s troop/pack.

source_excerpt:
Scout 3: I'm in (Pick someone's name who can take a joke) (troop/pack/six/class, etc.) Angel: Well, come on in !!


name: Herman, The Trained Flea
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 43
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: flea, Herman, trained flea, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: herman, the trained flea
extraction_confidence: med
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A trainer puts his flea Herman through tricks, then loses him. He searches and finds what he thinks is Herman in someone's hair, but it's not.

rules:
Trainer puts Herman through various tricks. Suddenly loses Herman, calls for him. Eventually someone is brought forward with a flea in their hair. Punchline: 'This isn't Herman!'

source_excerpt:
He searches around for Herman, calling for him, eventually a person is brought forward with a flea in his hair. The punch line is, "This isn't Herman!"


name: Hiccup for Me
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 43
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: hiccups, remedies, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: hiccup for me
extraction_confidence: med
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy can't get rid of hiccups. Various people try different remedies — all fail. The last method seems to work, but as he leaves he starts hiccuping again and falls to the floor in despair.

rules:
A boy comes out hiccuping. Another person asks what's wrong, then yells 'BOO!' — doesn't work. Several more try various methods, all fail. Last method seems to work. Boy leaves but starts hiccuping again, falls to floor in despair.

source_excerpt:
Last method is tried and seems to work, but just as he leaves the stage starts hiccuping again, so he falls to the floor in despair.


name: A Hot Meal!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 44-45
source_excerpt: #3: Wow! A hot meal!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: hot meal, lost campers, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: a hot meal!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three lost campers in the woods: two eat raw animals (rabbit, squirrel, moose) while the third refuses, waiting for a hot meal. When the two get sick and vomit, the third exclaims 'Wow! A hot meal!' Version 2 features a taxi driver who makes passengers car-sick.

rules:
Version 1: Cast: 3 Lost Campers. #1 and #2 eat rabbit, squirrel, then moose — offering to #3 who always declines. Finally both get sick and throw up. #3 sees vomit as 'a hot meal.' Version 2: After a big restaurant meal, passengers get in a cab driven recklessly until all vomit. Cabby: 'Wow! A five course meal!'

variations:
Version 2: Cast: 5 People, Cabby. Cabby drives wildly, making passengers who just overate throw up. Cabby says 'Wow! A five course meal!'


name: How Do I Do That?
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 45
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: submarine, chain communication, torpedo, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: how do i do that?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A chain of communication skit where a captain in a submarine gives orders and they get passed down until the last person asks 'How do I do that?' The captain's own suicidal last command gets passed down and the last person sincerely asks the same question.

rules:
Version 1: Cast: 5 Guys kneeling in line (1st is captain, last is dummy). Setting: Submarine. Captain calls 'Aim torpedo 1!' down the line. Last person asks 'How do I do that?' Back comes the reply 'With button 1!' Continues through torpedoes. Final command is 'kill myself' — same chain, last asks 'How do I do that?' Version 2: Garbage collectors missing their stops.

variations:
Version 2: Garbage collectors racing their truck, missing all stops, finally 'the only honorable thing to do is pick up the garbage properly.'

source_excerpt:
Captain: The only thing left to do now is to kill myself (shoots himself.) And so on down the line. 5: How do I do that?


name: How to Make the Team
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 45
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: team, healthy lifestyle, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: how to make the team
extraction_confidence: med
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two boys pursue making a team differently: one eats vegetables and exercises while the other eats candy and plays baseball. The vegetable eater makes the team; the other is devastated.

rules:
Two boys: one eats vegetables, exercises, does ballet-karate ('ballerate'), runs. The other eats candy bars and plays baseball. First boy makes the team; the other doesn't and cries 'Whaaa!!!'

source_excerpt:
Two boys, one eats vegetables, exercises, ballerate (ballet & karate), runs (gets a kid to chase him home- school bully). The other kid eats candy bars, plays baseball with guys.


name: How to Wash An Elephant
category: icebreakers
subcategory: communications game
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 45-46
skills_developed: pantomime, communication, observation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: elephant, pantomime, communication, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "communication game"]
language: en
normalized_name: how to wash an elephant
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A communications game where the narrator pantomimes washing an elephant for the audience. Three volunteers outside see only the pantomime chain (each shows the next person) — by the third person it bears no resemblance to the original.

rules:
Three volunteers leave the room. Narrator tells and pantomimes 'How to Wash an Elephant' story for audience. Volunteers are called back in one at a time; each pantomimes to the next without narration. By the third person the actions are distorted. Finally narrator reveals what they were all doing.

source_excerpt:
By the time the actions are pantomimed for the third person, it will be distorted and bear little resemblance to the original version.


name: I Gotta Go Wee
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 46
source_excerpt: The little scout stands up and waves his hands in the air: "Weee!!!!"
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wee, tent, sleeping, scout, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: i gotta go wee
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A little scout repeatedly climbs over sleeping scouts to wake the scoutmaster saying 'I gotta go wee!' Finally the scoutmaster says 'go!' and the scout stands up and waves his hands shouting 'Weee!!!!'

rules:
Five guys sleeping in a tent in a row. Little scout climbs over all to shake scoutmaster twice, saying 'I gotta go wee!' Scoutmaster says go back to sleep. Third time scoutmaster relents; scout stands up and shouts 'Weee!!!!'


name: Igor
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 46-47
source_excerpt: "Igor! Kill!" Igor kills the Professor, turns, and lies back down.
materials_category: props
materials_list: long white lab coat (optional)
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: Igor, professor, monster, commands, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: igor
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An evil professor demonstrates his monster Igor who follows three commands: Stand, Walk, Kill. After eliminating various unwanted visitors, the professor brags — and Igor obediently kills the professor too.

rules:
No props needed but costumes help. A large scout lies stiffly on stage as Igor. Professor introduces himself and shows off Igor's three commands (Stand, Walk, Kill) against multiple salesmen/visitors who are killed. Finally professor brags, says 'Igor Stand! Igor Walk! Igor Kill!' — and Igor kills the professor.


name: I'm Gonna Get You!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 47
materials_category: props
materials_list: butter knife, jar of peanut butter, flashlight
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: peanut butter, thief, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: i'm gonna get you!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A thief prowls a house at night with a butter knife saying 'I'm gonna get you!' in a threatening way. The punchline: he was just trying to find the peanut butter.

rules:
Cast: Murderer, BUTTER knife, Jar of peanut butter, Sleeping Family Members. Thief wanders rooms with flashlight and butter knife, saying 'I'm gonna get you!' very vaguely. Finally finds the peanut butter and enjoys it.

source_excerpt:
Murderer: Ahh! They sure do keep the peanut butter in a crazy place in this house! (Starts to enjoy the PB using the butter knife.)


name: I'm Russian!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 47
source_excerpt: #5: I'm late for work and I'm rushin' too!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: Russian, rushin, wordplay, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: i'm russian!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Four Russians introduce themselves with Russian accents, each saying 'I'm Russian!' A fifth person (not Russian, just late for work) says 'I'm late for work and I'm rushin' too!' — wordplay skit.

rules:
Cast: 4 Russians, 1 Person late for work. Actors come out one at a time using Russian accents (except last). Each says 'I'm Russian!' with variations. Last person delivers the punchline 'I'm late for work and I'm rushin' too!'


name: The Important Papers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 47
materials_category: props
materials_list: various papers, Boy Scout Handbook, roll of toilet paper
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: important papers, toilet paper, king, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the important papers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A king or boss demands his 'important papers' while assistants bring increasingly wrong items. The hero brings toilet paper and is knighted/promoted.

rules:
A king or boss beckons for his important papers. Various people bring sheavs of papers, handbooks, and other items which are rejected with increasing agitation. Finally a court jester or office boy brings toilet paper. King/boss is grateful and runs off stage.

source_excerpt:
At last the some one comes in with a roll of toilet paper (court jester, office boy etc.). The king knights him or the boss promotes him thanking him profusely and runs off the stage in visible relief.


name: The Important Meeting
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 47
materials_category: props
materials_list: table, papers, water glasses
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: committee, meeting, pizza, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the important meeting
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A reporter narrates an 'important meeting' of a committee. After much mumbling and arguing, the group announces their big decision: pizza toppings.

rules:
Six to eight players sit around a table miming discussion. A reporter explains it's a very important committee meeting. The group mumbles and argues unintelligibly. Finally one member announces 'a 12-slice pizza with olives, mushrooms, lots of cheese, but hold the pepperoni.'

source_excerpt:
One member stands and announces, "Then it's decided; a 12-slice pizza with olives, mushrooms, lots of cheese, but hold the pepperoni."


name: In the Furniture Store
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 47-48
materials_category: props
materials_list: empty cup, long table
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: furniture store, coffee table, volunteers, skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: in the furniture store
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A furniture salesman recruits audience volunteers to be furniture (rug, couch, chairs, lamp, coffee table). When a customer is shown the coffee table, the salesman places an 'empty cup of coffee' on the table and the volunteer must get up without spilling it.

rules:
Need: furniture store salesman, customer who knows what's happening, audience volunteers. Volunteers lie as rug, crouch as couch, serve as chairs, lamp, and coffee table (on all fours). Salesman places empty cup on coffee table's back, jiggles it. Customer leaves; salesman leaves; coffee table tries to get up.

source_excerpt:
The coffee table tries to figure out how he will get up without spilling what he thinks is a cup of water all over himself. Cheer him on!


name: In the Furniture Store
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 49
materials_list: empty cup
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, furniture, campfire, audience participation
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience-participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: in the furniture store
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A furniture store skit where audience volunteers become furniture pieces (rug, couch, chairs, lamp, coffee table). A salesman shows a customer around, with the punchline being a cup placed on the 'coffee table' person who is then left behind trying to figure out how to get up without spilling it.

rules:
Recruit volunteers from audience: four lie down as the rug, three crouch as the couch, one or two as chairs, one as a lamp, one as the coffee table. Salesman shows customer around, places empty cup between coffee table's shoulder blades, customer leaves, salesman dismisses all furniture except coffee table.

source_excerpt:
He places the cup between the shoulder blades of the coffee table and jiggles it gently. "See!" The customer says he'll think about it and leaves.


name: The Infantry
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 48
materials_category: props
materials_list: sapling or small tree
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: infantry, infant tree, soldiers, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the infantry
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Soldiers panic as scouts run in warning 'The infantry is coming!' closer and closer. The soldiers flee — then two people run in carrying an infant tree.

rules:
Version 1: Scouts run in at increasing urgency warning about infantry. Soldiers panic and flee. Two people run in carrying a sapling (infant tree). Version 2: Similar with different panicked reactions until 'the Infant Tree' arrives.

variations:
Version 2: Cast: 3-4 People, Person carrying a sapling. Different reactions ('Go to the bomb shelters!', 'Save yourselves!', 'Let's help them!', 'Let's watch the tanks!'). Then person arrives with 'the Infant Tree.'

source_excerpt:
Two people run in from the direction the scouts came from, carrying an infant tree. They run after the soldiers.


name: The Injury
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 48
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: CPR, injury, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the injury
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two people find an injured man and start CPR. When they switch, the victim gets up and one of the helpers lies down — CPR begins again on the wrong person.

rules:
One person lying on floor. Two walk up, start CPR (compressions and breaths). Second person says 'I'm getting tired, time to switch.' At that moment the person on the ground gets up, one of the helpers goes down, and CPR continues on him.

source_excerpt:
At this point the person on the ground gets up, one of the other people goes down and they start doing CPR again.


name: The Inspection
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 48
materials_category: props
materials_list: scout uniforms
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: inspection, uniform, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the inspection
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A leader does a uniform inspection. Most kids are in messy uniforms. The one kid in perfect uniform gets scolded for making the others look bad.

rules:
Cast: Leader, 3-4 Kids in messy uniforms, One Kid in perfect full uniform. Leader does inspection, writes notes for each messy uniform. Gets to the perfect kid and scolds him: 'You make the others look bad!'

source_excerpt:
Leader: Johnny! You're in perfect uniform! How many times will it take for you to get it right! You make the others look bad!


name: Intelligence
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 48-49
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: intelligence, boss, ditch digger, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: intelligence
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boss explains 'intelligence' by demonstrating hand-pull trick with a tree. Worker tries to explain intelligence to his partner using his own face instead of a tree — and punches himself.

rules:
Two ditch diggers, one boss. Boss explains intelligence by pulling his hand away from tree so worker hits it. Worker asks his partner to hit his own hand — which is placed on his own face. Worker punches himself.

source_excerpt:
The boss says, "You see that's intelligence, now go back to work!". When he returns to the ditch, the other man asks him what the answer is.


name: The Invisible Bench
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 49
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: invisible bench, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the invisible bench
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys join each other sitting on an invisible bench. When the last boy arrives, he says 'But I moved it over there this morning!' — and everyone falls.

rules:
First boy squats as if sitting on invisible bench. Second joins; then a third. Continue for as many boys as wanted. The last boy asks to join, then says 'But I moved it over there this morning!' All seated boys fall.

source_excerpt:
When the last boy comes along, asks and is answered, he says "But I moved it over there this morning!" AAAAHHHHHH!!!! All seated boys fall down.


name: The Invisible Bench
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 49
skills_developed: acting, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, invisible bench, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the invisible bench
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A progressive skit where scouts sit on an invisible bench. Each new scout asks to join, is told there's plenty of room, and pretends to sit. The last scout reveals he moved the bench elsewhere that morning, causing all 'seated' scouts to fall.

rules:
First boy squats as if sitting on invisible bench. Second boy asks and is invited to join. Repeat with as many boys as desired. Last boy says 'But I moved it over there this morning!' causing all seated boys to fall down.

source_excerpt:
When the last boy comes along, asks and is answered, he says "But I moved it over there this morning!" AAAAHHHHHH!!!! All seated boys fall down.


name: Is a Train Passing Today?
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 49
source_excerpt: Grandma: Good. We can cross the tracks now.
skills_developed: acting, pantomime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: train, grandma, grandpa, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: is a train passing today?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An old grandma repeatedly asks grandpa to check if trains are coming from each direction. He laboriously checks each time. When no trains are coming from any direction, grandma says 'Good. We can cross the tracks now.'

rules:
Cast: Grandma, Grandpa. Setting: Train Station. Grandma asks about trains from south, north, east, west. Each time grandpa hobbles to station, checks schedule, looks in that direction, returns. All no. Grandma: 'Good. We can cross the tracks now.'


name: Is a Train Passing Today?
variations: Also known as 'Is The Train Comin'?' in the Leader Magazine.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 49
source_excerpt: Grandma: Good. We can cross the tracks now.
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, train, grandma, grandpa, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "two-person"]
language: en
normalized_name: is a train passing today?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A two-person skit (Grandma and Grandpa) at a train station. Grandpa hobbles back and forth checking the schedule for trains from each direction. After confirming no trains are coming from any direction, Grandma says they can cross the tracks.

rules:
Cast: Grandma, Grandpa. Setting: Train Station. Grandma asks about trains from south, north, east, west. Each time Grandpa hobbles to check and returns saying no. Final punchline: 'Good. We can cross the tracks now.'


name: Is Captain Kidd Afraid of Himself?
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 50
materials_category: props
materials_list: mirror (prop)
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: Captain Kidd, pirate, mirror, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: is captain kidd afraid of himself?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Captain Kidd, the meanest pirate, tries to scare various people but fails each time. Finally he looks in a mirror and scares himself.

rules:
Cast: Captain Kidd, Other people walking by, Mirror. C.K. tries to scare people going to work, walking dog, kids — all unimpressed. Finally looks in a mirror and runs away screaming.

source_excerpt:
C.K.: Hmm. Maybe I'm not so scary after all. Maybe I should go into movies. (Looks at himself in the mirror.) Ahhh! (Runs away scared.)


name: Is Captain Kidd Afraid of Himself?
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 50
materials_list: mirror (prop)
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pirate, mirror, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: is captain kidd afraid of himself?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A pirate (Captain Kidd) tries to scare various passersby but fails each time. When he finally looks at himself in a mirror, he is scared by his own reflection and runs away.

rules:
Cast: Captain Kidd, other people walking by, Mirror. CK tries to scare people going to work, walking a dog, kids, etc. All react with indifference or laughter. Finally CK looks in mirror and is scared of himself.

source_excerpt:
C.K.: Hmm. Maybe I'm not so scary after all. Maybe I should go into movies. (Looks at himself in the mirror.) Ahhh! (Runs away scared.)


name: I Gotta Go Weee!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 51
source_excerpt: Scout 1: (Sits up, starts wiggling arms and calls out,) WEEEEE! WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wee, tent, scout, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: i gotta go weee!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A variant of 'I Gotta Go Wee' — a scout in a tent repeatedly wakes everyone saying he needs to go, until finally the scouter says 'Go Wee!' and the scout joyfully shouts 'WEEEEEEEEE!'

rules:
Cast: Patrol asleep in tent. Scout 1 wakes scouter multiple times saying 'I gotta go wee!' Scouter says go back to sleep each time. Other scouts mumble protests. Eventually scouter relents. Scout sits up and shouts 'WEEEEE!'


name: I Gotta Go Weee!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 50-51
source_excerpt: Scout 1: (Sits up, starts wiggling arms and calls out,) WEEEEE! WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, tent, camping, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "camp"]
language: en
normalized_name: i gotta go weee!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A patrol sleeping in a tent skit where one scout repeatedly says he has to 'go wee.' The scouter keeps telling him to go back to sleep. The punchline is the scout sitting up and going 'WEEEE!' with his arms in the air.

rules:
Cast: Patrol asleep in tent. Scout 1 repeatedly complains he has to go 'wee'. Others grumble. Finally scouter gives in and says 'Fine, Johnny, GO WEE!' Scout sits up and shouts 'WEEEEE!' while wiggling arms.


name: J.C. Penney
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 51-52
source_excerpt: JC: I'm JC Penney! I'm trying to get my clothes back!
materials_category: props
materials_list: towel or swimsuit/underwear
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: JC Penney, clothes, department store, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: j.c. penney
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout compliments passing friends on their clothes; each says they got them at J.C. Penney. Finally J.C. Penney himself runs by in only underwear/swim trunks — trying to get his clothes back.

rules:
Version 1: First scout compliments shoes, shirt, pants, hat of successive scouts. Each says 'J.C. Penny.' Seventh scout arrives wearing only a towel and says 'I'm J.C. Penny.' Version 2: Same but friends all walk in same direction. J.C. Penney runs through in underwear/swim suit trying to get clothes back.

variations:
Version 2: Cast: Person on street, 3 Friends, JC Penny in underwear/swimsuit. Friends compliment each other's clothes. JC Penney runs through trying to get clothes back.


name: J.C. Penney
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 51
source_excerpt: JC: I'm JC Penney! I'm trying to get my clothes back!
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, clothes, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: j.c. penney
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where various people walk by wearing nice clothes and say they got them at J.C. Penney. The final person runs through wearing only underwear or a towel - they are J.C. Penney, trying to get their clothes back.

variations:
Version 1: One scout on stage comments on others' shoes, shirt, pants, hat. Final scout in only a towel says 'I'm J. C. Penny.' Version 2: Person on street corner comments on various friends' shoes, shirt, pants. JC Penney runs through in underwear/swim suit trying to get clothes back.


name: Join the Army!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: army, karate, recruiter, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: join the army!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An army recruiter touts the great skills you can learn in the army (wrestling, judo, Tai-Chi, karate). When he tries a karate chop on a trainee, the trainee blocks it and the recruiter hurts himself and runs away crying.

rules:
Cast: Army Recruiter, Trainees. Setting: Gymnasium. Recruiter boasts and demonstrates wrestling, judo, Tai-Chi, and karate with trainees. Last karate chop: trainee blocks it, recruiter hurts himself and runs away crying.

source_excerpt:
Recruiter: (Tries a Karate chop on a trainee; trainee blocks it, recruiter hurts himself and runs away crying.)


name: Join the Army!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 51
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, army, karate, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: join the army!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A recruiting skit where an army recruiter shows off various martial arts skills performed by trainees. The punchline is the recruiter trying a karate chop himself, getting blocked by a trainee, hurting himself, and running away crying.

rules:
Cast: Army Recruiter, Trainees. Setting: Gymnasium. Recruiter announces skills: wrestling, judo, Tai-Chi, karate. Trainees demonstrate each. Recruiter tries karate chop on trainee; trainee blocks it; recruiter hurts himself and runs away crying.

source_excerpt:
Recruiter: (To audience) Join the army and learn some great skills! You can become rough and tough like me! For instance, you can learn wrestling!


name: Joke Teller
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 51
source_excerpt: The patrol leader says: "Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!"
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: jokes, numbers, campfire, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: joke teller
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts at a campfire shout numbers instead of jokes (they've memorized them). A new scout tries to join in by shouting number 52 — nobody laughs. 'Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!'

rules:
Patrol sitting around campfire eating. An older scout yells a number and all laugh hysterically. New scout is confused; patrol leader explains they've memorized jokes by number. New scout yells '52' — silence. Patrol leader: 'Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!'


name: Joke Teller
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 51
source_excerpt: The patrol leader says: "Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!"
materials_list: joke book (prop)
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, jokes, campfire, numbers
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: joke teller
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A campfire skit where scouts memorized jokes by number. Older scouts yell numbers and everyone laughs. A new scout tries yelling '52' and nobody laughs. The patrol leader explains: 'Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!'

rules:
A patrol sits around campfire. Older scouts yell numbers and everyone laughs. New scout gets a book of memorized jokes. New scout yells '52' - no reaction. Punchline: 'Some guys just don't know how to tell a joke!'


name: Jumbo Burgers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: jumbo burger, elephant, radio, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: jumbo burgers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two people who ate 'Jumbo Burgers' wonder what kind of meat was in them. A radio announcement reveals that Jumbo the Elephant died and the restaurant won a 'Poor Taste' award for vague meat origins.

rules:
Cast: 2 People, Radio Voice. Setting: Park. Two people discuss the mysterious Jumbo Burgers they ate. They turn on the radio: Jumbo the Elephant from a circus has died and the burger restaurant wins a 'Poor Taste' award for vague meat. They realize what they ate and throw up.

source_excerpt:
Radio Voice: Jumbo the Elephant from Lodge's traveling circus died last night during a performance from a heart attack.


name: Jumbo Burgers
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, burgers, elephant, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: jumbo burgers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two people discuss unusual but tasty Jumbo Burgers from a restaurant. A radio announcement reveals that Jumbo the Elephant from a circus died, and the restaurant serving 'Jumbo Burgers' is receiving a 'Poor Taste' award for vague meat origins.

rules:
Cast: 2 People, Radio Voice. Setting: Park. Two people discuss their Jumbo Burgers. Radio announces Jumbo the Elephant died and the burger restaurant is getting a 'Poor Taste' award. Both realize what they ate.

source_excerpt:
Radio Voice: Jumbo the Elephant from Lodge's traveling circus died last night during a performance from a heart attack.


name: The Jump
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
source_excerpt: Reporter: Hey! What a story!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: reporter, cliff, jump, story, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the jump
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A reporter about to commit suicide off a cliff is joined by increasingly many professionals also failing at their jobs. They all jump — except the reporter who sees 'What a story!'

rules:
Cast: Reporter, Doctor, Bus Driver, Pilot, Mechanic, Cook, Tax Consultant. Setting: Cliff. Reporter starts to jump; each professional joins explaining their failures. All join in to jump together. All do — except the reporter who shouts 'Hey! What a story!'


name: The Jump
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
source_excerpt: Reporter: Hey! What a story!
skills_developed: acting, memorization
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, reporter, cliff, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the jump
extraction_confidence: high
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A reporter about to jump off a cliff is joined by a succession of professionals (doctor, bus driver, pilot, cook, tax consultant), all of whom have failed at their jobs. They all jump—except the reporter who realizes he now has a great story.

rules:
Cast: Reporter, Doctor, Bus driver, Pilot, Mechanic, Cook, Tax Consultant. Setting: Cliff. Reporter announces suicide plan. Each new character shares their failure and joins the group. All jump except reporter who runs off saying 'I've got a great story!'


name: Karate Orientale
variations: Can be done with a pirate theme instead of karate: pirate with a sword instead of karate moves.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 52
source_excerpt: Suddenly another mugger runs in and shoots the expert dead.
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: karate, mugger, gun, skit
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: karate orientale
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part03
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A karate expert demonstrates moves from around the world (Japan, China, Korea). He defeats three muggers — until a fourth mugger runs in and shoots him dead.

rules:
Cast: Karate Expert, 3 Muggers, 1 Mugger with gun. Expert showcases Japanese karate chop, Chinese mugger flip, Korean round the world kick against successive muggers. Fourth mugger runs in and shoots him dead.


name: Karate Orientale
variations: Can be done with a Pirate theme: instead of karate expert, use a pirate who is good with a sword.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 52-53
source_excerpt: Mugger: That was a shot from a .45 special I got from the Sears Catalogue!
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, karate, mugger, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: karate orientale
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A karate expert walks through a park demonstrating karate moves from different countries on muggers. Each mugger is dispatched with a named technique. The punchline is a mugger with a gun who simply shoots the expert dead, saying the gun came from a Sears Catalogue.

rules:
Cast: Karate Expert, 3 Muggers, 1 Mugger with a gun. Expert announces safety from knowledge of karate. Three muggers sneak up and are defeated. Final mugger shoots the expert with a gun.


name: Keep Canada Beautiful Contest
variations: Can be adapted to 'Keep America Beautiful' or any other country.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 53
materials_list: comb, large box marked TRASH
skills_developed: acting, teamwork
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, environment, contest, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: keep canada beautiful contest
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Five cubs discuss a contest to find the easiest way to keep Canada beautiful. The sixth cub says the easiest way is to comb his own hair. The others dump him in a trash box and declare they'll win the contest by getting rid of him.

rules:
Cast: 6 Cubs. Setting: Clubhouse. Cubs discuss a beauty contest. Cub 6 suggests combing his own hair as the easiest way to keep Canada beautiful. Others carry him to a trash box and dump him in.

source_excerpt:
Cub 6: (Takes out comb and combs his hair) See! That's the easiest way I know to keep Canada Beautiful.


name: Knot Demonstration
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 53
materials_list: length of rope
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, knot, rope, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "solo"]
language: en
normalized_name: knot demonstration
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A person demonstrates various knots with creative names (double hitch back loop tie, clove hitch with triple loop bight, etc.). The last knot, demonstrated around the performer's neck, is said to be impossible to loosen, but the wrong version is tied. The performer walks off stage choking.

rules:
One person with a rope demonstrates knots with elaborate names. Final knot supposedly impossible to loosen; person demonstrates around neck, ties the 'permanent version' by mistake, and exits choking.

source_excerpt:
He demonstrates a temporary version of this around his neck. He pulls on the knot when he is finishes and exclaims, "Oh no, I've tied the wrong knot, I've tied the permanent version, and leaves the stage choking.


name: The King's Raisins
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 53
source_excerpt: Royal raisin supplier, "My rabbit died!"
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, king, raisins, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the king's raisins
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
The king demands his raisins and rejects increasingly exotic offerings from three squires. He summons the royal raisin supplier who explains he couldn't bring raisins because his rabbit died.

rules:
King demands raisins. Three squires bring raisins from California, France, and German Benedictine monks — all rejected. Royal raisin supplier is dragged in. Punchline: 'My rabbit died!'


name: The Land Shark
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 54
materials_list: large stick
skills_developed: acting, memorization
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, shark, campfire, mystery
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the land shark
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A criminal known as the Land Shark knocks on doors in disguise and devours people. Each successive scout is warned but lets the shark in anyway. The final older scout prepares to hit the shark with a stick — and ends up hitting a young scout in full uniform instead.

rules:
Setting: Living room with radio. Announcement warns about Land Shark. Three scouts let 'Land Shark' in despite warnings. Final scout prepares with a stick but hits a real scout instead of the shark.

source_excerpt:
A criminal known as the Land Shark has been seen on the streets of this town! He knocks on the doors of suspecting people, disguises his voice, and upon entrance, devours them leaving no traces.


name: The Lawn Mower I
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 54
source_excerpt: The gardener explains all it took was a bigger JERK.
skills_developed: acting, audience engagement
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, lawn mower, campfire, audience participation
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience-participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the lawn mower i
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A gardener tries to start a person bent over acting as a lawn mower. Multiple helpers fail to start it. A volunteer from the audience is chosen and the mower starts right away. Punchline: 'All it took was a bigger JERK.'

rules:
One person bends over pantomiming a lawn mower. Gardener and other members try unsuccessfully to start it. An audience volunteer is chosen. The mower starts for them. Punchline: 'All it took was a bigger JERK.'


name: The Lawnmower II
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 54-55
source_excerpt: Owner : There. All it needed was a good jerk.
skills_developed: acting, audience engagement
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, lawn mower, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the lawnmower ii
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where one participant is on hands and knees as the mower, and the owner tries to get helpers to start it. Various helpers fail. A leader is selected as the final helper and the mower starts. Punchline: 'All it needed was a good jerk.'

rules:
One participant on hands and knees as mower. Owner tries to start with various helpers. Each fails. Leader selected last. Mower starts. Punchline: 'All it needed was a good jerk.'


name: Learning English
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 55
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, language, radio, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: learning english
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A French person learns English by listening to a radio. When he goes to the US border, he responds to the border guard by crackling like a radio with bad reception.

rules:
Cast: Narrator, French Person, Storekeeper, Border Guard. French person buys radio, listens constantly, then goes to the border. Responds to 'Where are you going?' by crackling like a radio with bad reception.

source_excerpt:
Border Guard: Where are you going, Sir? Frenchman: (Crackles a response, like radio with bad reception.)


name: Learning the Alphabet
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 55
source_excerpt: Teacher: You forgot the letter P. What happened to it? Kid: It's running down my pants!
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, alphabet, school, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "two-person"]
language: en
normalized_name: learning the alphabet
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A student asks to go to the washroom but teacher requires reciting the alphabet first. The student recites it but leaves out the letter P. Teacher asks what happened to it. Punchline: 'It's running down my pants!'

rules:
Cast: Teacher, Kid. Setting: Classroom. Kid asks to go to washroom. Teacher requires alphabet recitation. Kid leaves out letter P. Teacher asks about it. Punchline: 'It's running down my pants!'


name: Let Me Have It!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 55-56
materials_list: length of rubber tubing (bicycle inner tube)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, timing
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, phone, rubber tube, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: let me have it!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout interrupts a Master of Ceremonies with a 'long distance phone call' using a rubber tube as the phone line. The MC is instructed that when the scout says 'Ring-Ring', he should say 'Let me have it!' — eventually the scout snaps the tube at the MC.

rules:
Scout hands one end of rubber tubing to MC as 'phone line.' Instructions: when 'Ring-Ring' is said, hold tube to ear and say 'Let Me Have It!' Scout stretches tube, turns back, holds over shoulder. MC keeps forgetting. Eventually scout calls out 'Let Me Have It!' and MC lets go of tube, snapping the scout.

source_excerpt:
The Scout frowns at the audience, loses his temper, and calls out, "Let Me Have It!" The MC lets go.


name: Lie Detector
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 56
materials_list: transparent container/vase, coin, string, table, cloth
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, lie detector, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: lie detector
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A transparent container with a coin on a string acts as a 'lie detector.' One person convinces another it works — the coin moves when someone tells truth (pulled by person under the table). Punchline: the table falls over revealing the boy underneath.

rules:
Transparent container (vase) with coin on string sits on table with cloth. Two guys discuss lie detector. Coin moves when truth is spoken (pulled from under table). Boy claims he never lied; table falls over revealing the boy pulling strings.

source_excerpt:
Punch line is that the boy with the container and coin says he isn't lying and that he hasn't lied in his whole life where the table falls over with the container revealing the boy underneath.


name: The Lighthouse Sketch
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 56
skills_developed: acting, audience engagement
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, lighthouse, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience-participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the lighthouse sketch
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two guys pretend to row a boat to a volunteer 'lighthouse' (a girl standing straight). They forget matches, then the wick, then matches again. Finally they row to the lighthouse and both kiss the girl on the cheeks, then run off — hoping she blushes to 'light' the lighthouse.

rules:
Pick a volunteer (preferably a girl) to be the lighthouse. Two guys row back and forth to shore several times forgetting items. Final trip: both kiss the lighthouse on the cheeks and run off. Punchline is her blushing.

source_excerpt:
Both guys kiss the girl on the cheeks, then run offstage as fast as they can. Hopefully the girl will blush, lighting the lighthouse.


name: Lightning Strike
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 57
source_excerpt: A voice from outside the campfire says in a deep voice, "Dang! Missed Again!"
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, hunting, chaplain, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: lightning strike
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts are hunting with their troop chaplain. A scout shoots at a duck, misses, and says something beginning with 'Dang.' The chaplain warns them repeatedly. After the final warning, lightning strikes—but it hits the chaplain. A voice from offstage says 'Dang! Missed Again!'

rules:
Group of scouts hunting with chaplain. Scouts miss ducks and use 'Dang' language. Chaplain warns them each time. Final time: lightning sound effect from offstage, chaplain falls. Voice says 'Dang! Missed Again!'


name: Lights, Camera, Action
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 57
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, improvisation
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, movie, director, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: lights, camera, action
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Hollywood sound stage skit with a director, cameraman, and actors (doctor, leading man, maiden). The director repeatedly stops the take and demands different delivery speeds/emotions. Final scene is done perfectly — but then the director tells the cameraman to put film in the camera.

rules:
Setting: Hollywood sound stage. Director, cameraman, and actors perform death scene. Director keeps calling cut and requesting changes (too slow, too fast, too sad, too happy). Final take is perfect. Punchline: director tells cameraman to now put film in camera.

source_excerpt:
the director instructs them to do it again and says to the cameraman, now put the film in the camera!


name: Litter Hurts
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 57
source_excerpt: He answers painfully: "I learned that every litter bit hurts!"(exit holding injured parts of body.)
materials_list: litter props
skills_developed: acting, environmental awareness
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, litter, environment, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "environmental"]
language: en
normalized_name: litter hurts
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout talks about low-impact camping and picks up litter. Another scout enters and drops lots of litter. Other scouts beat up the littering scout. Final line: 'I learned that every litter bit hurts!'

rules:
First scout talks about no-trace camping and picks up litter. Littering scout enters and drops litter. Other scouts beat him up. Question: 'Have you learned anything?' Answer: 'I learned that every litter bit hurts!'


name: Little Green Ball
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 58
source_excerpt: the first scout, sticks a finger up his nose and says "Don't worry I will have to make another one"
skills_developed: acting, audience engagement
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, search, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience-participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: little green ball
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout searches for his 'little green ball.' Other scouts and audience members join the search. After a long search, the scout sticks a finger up his nose and says he'll have to make another one.

rules:
First scout searches, saying he lost his little green ball. Others join. Audience can be recruited. After sufficient time, scout puts finger in nose and says 'Don't worry I will have to make another one.'


name: Listen at the Wall
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 58
source_excerpt: The original listener says, "You know," with a faraway look, "its been like that all day."
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, listening, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: listen at the wall
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
One person listens dramatically to a wall. Others join and listen too. After several exchanges of 'I don't hear anything,' the original listener says with a faraway look: 'You know, it's been like that all day.'

rules:
One person goes along a wall listening. Others ask what he's doing. He dramatically says 'Listen.' Others hear nothing. He says more dramatically 'LISTEN.' After several rounds, final punchline: 'its been like that all day.'


name: Lobster Tail
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 58
materials_list: storybook
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, restaurant, lobster, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: lobster tail
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two scouts at a fancy seafood restaurant order food. One orders a lobster tail. The waiter brings a storybook and reads: 'Once upon a time, there was a little lobster...'

rules:
Two scouts enter restaurant, study menus, order. One orders lobster tail. Waiter returns with a storybook and sits down to read a story about a lobster.

source_excerpt:
Waiter says appropriate things, goes away, returns with a storybook, sits down near customer two but faces audience, and begins to read; "Once upon a time, there was a little lobster......."


name: The Loon Hunt
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 58-59
source_excerpt: A loonful of sugar helps the Melican go down!
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, hunting, loon, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the loon hunt
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two hunters try repeatedly to capture the Melican (a dancing creature). They consult a wise man who advises a 'sweeter trap.' The hunters feed sugar to a sick loon ('sugar-cured ham'). The Melican dives for the loon and is captured. Punchline: 'A loonful of sugar helps the Melican go down!'

rules:
Cast: Narrator, two hunters, Melican, loon, wise man. Setting: Woods. Hunters try traps, calls, sick loon. Consult wise man. Force sugar down loon's throat. Melican dives for loon and is captured. Punchline is a play on 'A spoonful of sugar.'


name: Lost Item around Campfire
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 59
source_excerpt: First boy: "Are you kidding? It's too dark over there. You can't see a thing."
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, campfire, search
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "two-person"]
language: en
normalized_name: lost item around campfire
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy searches near the campfire for his neckerchief slide. Another boy asks where he dropped it. He points into the darkness. The other asks why he's looking in the light. Punchline: 'Are you kidding? It's too dark over there. You can't see a thing.'

rules:
First boy searches around campfire. Second boy asks what he's looking for. First says he dropped his neckerchief slide. Second asks where. First points into darkness. Second asks why looking in the light. First gives punchline.


name: The Magic Bandanna
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 60-61
materials_list: bandanna, banana, table
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, magic, banana, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: the magic bandanna
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A magician asks his not-so-bright assistant Herkimer to perform tricks with a bandanna, but Herkimer picks up a banana instead and performs the actions with it. At the end, instead of showing an empty fist, he throws mashed banana at the magician.

rules:
Cast: magician, assistant (Herkimer). Table with bandanna and banana. Magician asks Herkimer to pick up the bandanna and do various actions. Herkimer picks up banana and follows same instructions. Final action: throws mashed banana at magician instead of showing disappearance.

source_excerpt:
There is a table by Herkimer which has a bandanna and a banana. The magician asks Herkimer to pick up the bandanna and to perform various actions


name: Martian Mamma
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 61
source_excerpt: Mamma turns around putting out two fake arms telling the baby that she only has four arms.
materials_list: green drink, fake arms
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, martian, alien, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: martian mamma
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Martian baby demands a drink and Martian Cream Pie from his mother, spills his comet juice. When the mother turns around, she reveals she has four arms.

rules:
Mamma washing dishes with back to baby. Baby demands a drink (green drink), then Martian Cream Pie, throws drink on floor. Baby tells mamma about spilled comet juice. Mamma turns around with two fake arms added to reveal four-armed Martian appearance.


name: Measurement Problem
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 61
materials_list: long pole
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, measurement, pole, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: measurement problem
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two older scouts argue over how to measure the height of a pole using various estimation methods without success. A cub suggests laying the pole on the ground and measuring its length. The scouts dismiss him saying they want to know how TALL it is, not how long.

rules:
Need: 3 scouts (2 older scouts, 1 Cub Scout). Two scouts try various methods of estimation on a pole. Cub arrives and suggests laying pole on ground. Scouts dismiss this: 'We want to know how tall the pole is - not how long it is'

source_excerpt:
Scout 1: (scornfully) Cubs! Scout 2: I'll say. (To the Cub) Didn't you hear right? We want to know how tall the pole is - not how long it is


name: Medical Genius
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 61
source_excerpt: Doctor says: "For heaven's sake, don't brush them off on me.!"
materials_list: flowerpot
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, doctor, psychiatrist, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: medical genius
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A famous psychiatrist is visited by three patients with strange conditions: flowerpot on head, flapping arms like flying, brushing off imaginary bugs. Doctor's punchline about the bug patient: 'For heaven's sake, don't brush them off on me!'

rules:
Setting: psychiatrist's office. Three patients enter: one with flowerpot on head, one flying with arms, one brushing imaginary bugs. Doctor's response to the last: 'For heaven's sake, don't brush them off on me!'


name: Military Genius
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 61
materials_list: large handkerchief
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, military, sergeant, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: military genius
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A sergeant drills a sloppy group of uniformed men who go in wrong directions and trip while turning. Finally two halves march toward each other and collide instead of passing. Sergeant weeps bitterly and pretends to jump on the prostrate bodies.

rules:
Sergeant drills sloppy men: untied shoes, shirts out, hats at angles. Men go wrong directions. Final move: two halves march toward each other, collide, all fall down. Sergeant weeps and stamps on them.

source_excerpt:
Sergeant weeps bitterly into a large handkerchief, steps among the prostrate bodies and pretends to jump up and down on them.


name: Mixed Up Magic
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 62
materials_list: magic book prop, clothing items
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, magic, cleaning, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: mixed up magic
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A child uses a magic spell book to clean his room. The spell makes the room worse each time. He cleans the room manually. When he's about to throw away the book saying 'Hocus Pocus,' more stuff flies in again.

rules:
Child hates cleaning room, uses magic book. Spell makes room worse (clothes thrown in from offstage). Happens again twice. Child cleans manually. About to discard book, says 'Hocus Pocus' — more stuff flies in.

source_excerpt:
The child talking to himself says, "Enough of this Hocus Pocus". More stuff flies in. The child moans not again !


name: The Motorcycle Gang
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 62
materials_list: collapsible tent
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, motorcycle, tent, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "large-group"]
language: en
normalized_name: the motorcycle gang
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Master and Slave set up camp. Master gets the tent; Slave must sleep outside. A motorcycle gang repeatedly beats up the Slave. When the Master switches and sleeps outside to prove there's nothing to fear, the gang targets the tent — and beats up the Slave again.

rules:
Setting: collapsible tent on stage. Master sleeps in tent, Slave outside. Motorcycle gang (making noises) beats up Slave twice. Master switches places. Gang decides to target tent; knocks it down on the Slave.

source_excerpt:
They call each other "Master" and "Slave" as they discuss the trip they are taking. They notice that it is getting dark, and decide to spend the night.


name: The Motorcycle Shop
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 62-63
source_excerpt: Joe enters quickly with a bucket or gas can and pours water onto the rear end of the Jones.
materials_list: bucket or gas can, water
skills_developed: acting, audience engagement
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, motorcycle, salesman, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience-participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the motorcycle shop
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A motorcycle dealer shows audience volunteers as motorcycles (slow, fast, won't start). A buyer tests each. Final motorcycle won't start. Dealer yells for Joe to put gas in it; Joe pours water on the volunteer's rear end.

rules:
Cast: Motorcycle Dealer, Scout buyer, 3 audience volunteers as motorcycles. First volunteer goes slowly, second very fast, third won't start. Dealer calls Joe who pours gas (water) on rear end of the stuck motorcycle.


name: Mr. Kerplunk
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 62-63
materials_list: bucket, water or raw egg
skills_developed: acting, comic timing, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, spitting, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: mr. kerplunk
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Mr. Kerplunk, a world-renowned spitter with an accent, demonstrates various famous spitting techniques into a bucket held across the stage. An assistant creates the sound effects by tapping the bucket.

rules:
Assistant holds bucket across stage (tap on bottom for sound effects). Mr. Kerplunk performs: Short Shot (immediate), Ricochet Shot (bounces off wall), Long Shot (long arc and pause), Fast Shot (sound before spitting), Super Shot (long buildup; guy in front gets splashed).

source_excerpt:
Super Shot: Advertised as the most famous. Spends a minute getting mouth full of spit, checks bulge out and finally spits. Guy in front stands up and wipes water or raw egg from eye.


name: Musical Genius
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 63
skills_developed: acting, music, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, music, singing, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "music"]
language: en
normalized_name: musical genius
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An announcer gives a flowery introduction to a splendid vocal group. The group marches on stage and lines up. Their first number is 'The Little Lost Sheep.' After a short musical introduction, they open their mouths and produce a long, loud 'Baa-a-a.'

rules:
Announcer introduces vocal group. Group marches on stage and lines up. Announcer says first number is 'The Little Lost Sheep.' Short musical intro. All singers say 'Baa-a-a.'

source_excerpt:
Following a short musical introduction, singers open their mouths and produce a long, loud "Baa-a-a".


name: Musical Toilet Seat Salesman
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 63
materials_list: cardboard toilet seat props (optional)
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, salesman, toilet seat, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: musical toilet seat salesman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A door-to-door salesman sells musical toilet seats that play different songs. He returns the next day to check satisfaction. Customer 3 hated it — every time he sat down, it played the Star Spangled Banner and he had to stand up again.

rules:
Salesman visits each home and sells a musical toilet seat playing the requested song. Next day, checks satisfaction. Customers 1 and 2 loved it. Customer 3 couldn't use it because the Star Spangled Banner made him stand up every time.

source_excerpt:
Customer 3: " It's that music. "Every time I sit down on the toilet, it starts playing the Star Spangled Banner and I have to stand up again!"


name: Norbert
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 63-64
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, coordination
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, norbert, puppet, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props", "indoor"]
language: en
normalized_name: norbert
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Norbert is two people: one visible from the waist up with boots for hands, and a second person concealed behind providing real hands. The visible Norbert narrates while the hidden person attempts washing face, shaving, brushing teeth, eating oatmeal — with comically messy results.

rules:
Visible person has boots as hands, blanket-covered hump. Second scout reaches arms under from behind. They are Norbert's hands. Activities: wash face, shave (safety razor no blade), brush teeth, brush hair, eat oatmeal. Results are messy due to second person not seeing. Best indoors with small audience. Run max 10 min. Plastic sheet on floor for cleanup.

source_excerpt:
Norbert is two people. One is seen by the audience from the waist up. His hands are inserted into a large pair of boots that are propped up on the table.

materials_list:
large boots, blanket/sheet, basin of water, washcloth, shaving cream, safety razor (no blade), toothpaste, toothbrush, bowl of oatmeal, spoon, napkin, knitted cap, plastic sheet


name: Napoleon's Last Farewell
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 64
materials_list: jacket
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, napoleon, history, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "solo"]
language: en
normalized_name: napoleon's last farewell
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A narrator builds up the historical atmosphere of Napoleon's farewell to his troops after Waterloo. When the atmosphere is built up, he simply sticks his right hand under his jacket and walks forward saying 'FAREWELL TROOPS.'

rules:
Narrator walks to center stage and describes the historical event, building atmosphere about thousands of weary soldiers. Then sticks right hand under left breast of jacket, walks forward and says 'FAREWELL TROOPS.'

source_excerpt:
the narrator sticks his right hand, under the left breast of his jacket, walks forward and says " FAREWELL TROOPS".


name: The New Badge
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 64
source_excerpt: #4: It's a copy of the old badge!
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, badge, scouts, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: the new badge
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A leader asks kids to design a new World Conservation Badge. Each child brings ideas that are too dull, complicated, or big. The fourth brings a 'perfect' design — it's a copy of the old badge.

rules:
Cast: Leader, 3 or 4 Kids. Setting: Meeting Hall. Kids successively bring badge designs. Each is rejected for being too dull, too complicated, too big. Final design is perfect. Punchline: 'It's a copy of the old badge!'


name: News Flash!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 65-66
materials_list: toy gun
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, reporter, newspaper, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "two-person", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: news flash!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A new reporter keeps bringing old news: death two weeks ago, fire a week ago, car wreck two days ago. Editor keeps rejecting it as too old. Reporter finally brings truly current news: the editor of a major newspaper got shot today — and then shoots the editor.

rules:
Cast: Reporter, Editor, toy gun. Setting: Newsroom. Reporter brings increasingly recent but still-old stories, each rejected. Final story: editor got shot today. Reporter shoots editor with toy gun.

source_excerpt:
Reporter: Boss! Boss! Editor of a major newspaper got shot today! Editor: (Interested) Oh really? Who? Reporter: You! (Shoots him with toy gun, and the editor falls to the ground.)


name: No Rocket Scientist
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, rocket, pilot, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: no rocket scientist
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A rocket pilot calls Mayday as his engine is on fire. Ground control asks for height and position before ejecting. Pilot gives his literal height (5'6") and says he's sitting down — then ejects.

rules:
Setting: Rocket pilot in cockpit on one side of stage, ground control on other. Pilot declares emergency. Ground control asks critical question: state your height and position. Pilot responds with literal height and body position, then ejects.

source_excerpt:
Rocket Pilot: Oh, I'm about 5 foot 6, and I'm sitting down. Bye! (Pretends to push eject button and jumps out of cockpit.)


name: No Rocket Scientist
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, rocket, pilot, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: no rocket scientist
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A rocket pilot in distress contacts ground control. When asked to state his height and position before ejecting, he gives his physical height and posture rather than altitude.

rules:
Pilot and ground control on opposite sides of stage; pilot asks for help; ground control asks for height and position; pilot replies literally with physical description then ejects.

source_excerpt:
Ground Control: O.K. This is critical. Before you eject -- state your height and position. Rocket Pilot: Oh, I'm about 5 foot 6, and I'm sitting down.


name: No Skit
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
skills_developed: acting, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, meta, campfire, whisper
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: no skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts whisper down a line that they don't have a skit. The last scout whispers loud enough for everyone to hear: 'We don't have a skit!' Everyone exits.

rules:
Scout #1 whispers to Scout #2. Each whispers to the next. Second to last scout says 'Oh no!' to last scout. Last scout asks what's the matter. Second to last whispers (loud enough to hear): 'We don't have a skit!' Everyone exits.

source_excerpt:
Second to last Scout (Whispers loud enough for everyone to hear) We don't have a skit! Everyone exits


name: No Skit
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, meta, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: no skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts pass a whispered message down the line culminating in the confession that they don't have a skit.

rules:
Scouts whisper to each other down the line; last scout whispers loud enough for everyone to hear that they don't have a skit; all exit.

source_excerpt:
Second to last Scout (Whispers loud enough for everyone to hear) We don't have a skit! Everyone exits


name: Nutty Fisherman
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
materials_list: bucket or can, fishing rod (imaginary)
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "two-person"]
language: en
normalized_name: nutty fisherman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout fishes from a bucket center stage. A passer-by asks what he's fishing for. Scout: 'Suckers.' Passer-by asks if he's caught any. Scout: 'Yes, you're the third today!'

rules:
Center stage: scout fishing from a can or bucket. Passer-by asks what he's doing, then what he's fishing for. Scout: 'I'm fishing for suckers.' Passer-by: 'Have you caught any?' Scout: 'Yes you're the third today!'

source_excerpt:
Scout "I'm fishing for suckers." Passer by: "Have you caught any?" Scout "Yes you're the third today!"


name: Nutty Fisherman
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 66
source_excerpt: Passer by: "Have you caught any?" Scout "Yes you're the third today!"
materials_list: bucket or can, fishing rod prop
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, comedy, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: nutty fisherman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout pretends to fish from a bucket. A passer-by asks what he is fishing for; scout says 'suckers'. When asked if he has caught any, the scout says the passer-by is the third one today.

rules:
Scout fishes from a can or bucket; passer-by walks by, stops, and asks questions; punchline: passer-by is called a sucker.


name: The Nurses
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_list: pole or branch, broom, mirror (prop), comb
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, hospital, nurse, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the nurses
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A self-absorbed nurse ignores a screaming skier with a pole through his stomach and insists on asking bureaucratic questions. A doctor calls the nurse for lunch. She runs off. A janitor pulls the pole out and the patient leaves saying thanks.

rules:
Setting: emergency room. Nurse combs hair. Skier with pole in stomach rushes in screaming. Nurse asks administrative questions. Phone rings — Dr. Killjoy invites nurse to lunch. Nurse leaves. Janitor wanders in and pulls pole out. Patient thanks janitor and leaves.

source_excerpt:
A stupid looking janitor with a broom wanders by and pulls the pole out. The patient stands up, says thanks and leaves.


name: The Nurses
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_category: props
materials_list: pole or branch (prop), mirror, comb
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, hospital, nurse, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the nurses
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A nurse in an emergency room is totally absorbed in personal grooming and insists on asking bureaucratic intake questions while a skier with a pole stuck in his stomach bleeds. A phone call from a doctor lures the nurse away. A janitor wanders in and simply pulls the pole out.

rules:
Nurse ignores wounded patient's screams to ask administrative questions; phone rings; nurse leaves; janitor pulls pole out; patient walks away fine.

source_excerpt:
The nurse insists that she must ask him some questions before anything can be done. The patient screams that he is losing blood.


name: Offensive Bus Passenger
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_list: dirty socks
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, bus, smell, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: offensive bus passenger
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Players pretend to ride a bus. Every time the bus stops, passengers hold their nose and cough at one specific passenger who gets off. The driver confronts the passenger about the smell and checks hygiene. Punchline: passenger pulls dirty smelly socks from back pocket as proof he washed his feet.

rules:
Bus driver and passengers on imaginary bus. At each stop, passengers react with disgust at one passenger. Bus driver confronts offensive passenger, asks about bathing, shirt, socks, feet. Passenger claims all are clean, then pulls dirty smelly socks from back pocket.

source_excerpt:
The passenger claims that he has. Irritated the passenger pulls a pair of dirty, smelly, socks out of his back pocket, as proof.


name: Offensive Bus Passenger
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
source_excerpt: Irritated the passenger pulls a pair of dirty, smelly, socks out of his back pocket, as proof.
materials_category: props
materials_list: dirty socks
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, bus, smell, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: offensive bus passenger
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Players mime riding a bus. Each time the bus stops a passenger gets off while others hold their noses. The driver confronts the smelly passenger who finally pulls dirty socks from his pocket as proof he's clean.

rules:
Players mime being on bus; at each stop passengers hold noses; driver confronts passenger; passenger proves cleanliness by pulling out smelly socks.


name: The Old Gum
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
skills_developed: acting, mime, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, silent, gum, campfire, mime
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "silent"]
language: en
normalized_name: the old gum
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A silent skit tracking a piece of gum as it gets blown as a bubble, popped, thrown away, stepped in, thrown over shoulder, landing in hair, pulled out, landing in armpit, and finally picked back up and eaten by the original person.

rules:
This skit is entirely silent. Four sequential characters each encounter the gum in a different way: bubble blown and popped, stepped in shoe, lands in hair (jogger), lands in armpit (dog walker). First person returns, picks up gum, sniffs it, puts it back in mouth.

source_excerpt:
The first guy comes back in. He bends over, picks up the gum, sniffs it, tosses it back in his mouth and starts chewing.


name: The Old Gum
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_list: chewing gum (optional)
skills_developed: mime, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, silent, mime, gum, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "silent"]
language: en
normalized_name: the old gum
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A silent skit where a piece of gum passes from person to person in increasingly gross ways — scraped off a face, pulled from a shoe, yanked from hair, removed from an armpit — until the original owner picks it up off the ground and pops it back in his mouth.

rules:
All mime performed silently. Four characters handle the gum in sequence. The first person returns and retrieves the gum from the ground at the end.

source_excerpt:
This skit is entirely silent. The first person comes in, chewing gum. He blows a big bubble, it pops, he scrapes it off his face.


name: Old Movie Scene
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_list: flashlight
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy, coordination
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, movie, silent film, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: old movie scene
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A short movie scene is performed with jerky motions and flashlight flicker. Just as it ends, the narrator says something's wrong and it runs backwards. The scene is then performed in reverse.

rules:
Run through short movie scene with jerky motions and flickering flashlight (to simulate silent film). Just as scene ends, narrator announces 'Something's wrong; it's going backwards!' Run whole scene backwards. Keep scene to one or two minutes.

source_excerpt:
Just as the scene is about to end, the narrator says, "Oh no! Something's wrong; it's going backwards!" Then run through the whole scene backwards.


name: Old Movie Scene
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
materials_category: props
materials_list: flashlight
skills_developed: drama, comedy, mime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, silent movie, reverse, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: old movie scene
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A group runs through a short movie scene with jerky motions and flickering light effects. When the scene is nearly over, the narrator announces it is going backwards, and they run the whole scene in reverse.

rules:
Run a short scene with jerky motions and flashlight flicker; narrator says 'it's going backwards'; perform the whole scene in reverse; keep to one or two minutes.

source_excerpt:
Run through a short movie scene. Use jerky motions, flashlight flicker, etc. Just as the scene is about to end, the narrator says, "Oh no! Something's wrong; it's going backwards!"


name: Old Socks
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, socks, military time, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: old socks
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts smell a foul odor coming from one scout. They determine it's old socks and ask when he last washed them. He says '1959.' They point out that's 35 years ago. He corrects them — he meant 19:59 military time, just an hour ago.

rules:
Group of scouts approach one scout and smell bad odor. Determine it's old socks. Ask when last washed. Answer: '1959.' Group shocked at 35 years. Scout clarifies: 'its only 2100 hours now!' (meaning 19:59 = 7:59 PM).

source_excerpt:
The Scout says " what are you talking about?" The other scout says: "You said you hadn't washed you socks since 1959". The Scout with a big grin says: "well what the big deal its only 2100 hours now!"


name: Old Socks
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 67
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, socks, smell, pun, military time
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: old socks
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts smell a foul odor coming from one scout and discover it's old socks. The scout says he hasn't washed them since 1959; the others say that's 35 years ago, but the scout says it's only 2100 hours now.

rules:
Group of scouts smell the odor, determine it's socks; exchange dialogue; punchline: scout means 9pm not the year 1959.

source_excerpt:
The Scout says " what are you talking about?" The other scout says: "You said you hadn't washed you socks since 1959". The Scout with a big grin says: "well what the big deal its only 2100 hours now!"


name: The Olde Lighthouse
variations: See also 'The Lighthouse' in this Big Book.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 67-68
materials_list: flashlight
skills_developed: acting, teamwork, physical comedy
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, lighthouse, campfire, large group
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "large-group", "leaders"]
language: en
normalized_name: the olde lighthouse
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Storyteller narrates the story of a lighthouse. Scouts form the lighthouse walls with a flashlight; they wobble as the lighthouse ages. Leaders are recruited as girders (bent over); victims are placed as boulders underneath. During the storm scene, the girders hit the boulders from behind.

rules:
Cast: Storyteller, Person with Flashlight (lighthouse), 4 'Girders' (collaborators), 4 Victims (boulders). Lighthouse person holds flashlight on head and turns. Wobbles when narrated. Girders placed bent at 45 degrees facing out. Victims placed crouching under girder arms. Storm: girders hit boulders' behinds.

source_excerpt:
Person with flashlight is the lighthouse -- he holds it on his head and turns around so the light turns around to act like a lighthouse -- also, he occasionally booms out a foghorn.


name: Olympic Drama
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 68
source_excerpt: The narrator announces that this was the Standing Broad Grin.
skills_developed: acting, comic timing, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, olympic, grin, campfire, Olympics, pun, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: olympic drama
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout announces the first international exhibition of a new Olympic event. The rest of the scouts grin as wide as possible. The narrator announces this is the 'Standing Broad Grin.'

rules:
Den lines up on stage. One scout steps forward and announces a new Olympic event. Rest of scouts grin as wide as possible. Narrator announces it as the 'Standing Broad Grin.'


name: OOOOOO A Bug!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 68
materials_list: large wad of chewing gum or modeling clay (green and black), plate, table
skills_developed: acting, comic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, gum, bug, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "props"]
language: en
normalized_name: oooooo a bug!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A wad of chewing gum on a plate is mistaken by successive boys for a disgusting bug. Each comments on how terrible it is. The last boy asks if anyone has seen his gum, sees it, picks it up, and pretends to put it in his mouth.

rules:
Large wad of green and black chewing gum (or clay) on plate on table. Boys come in one at a time commenting on the gross bug. Last boy sees it as his gum, picks it up, puts it in his mouth. Others react with disgust.

source_excerpt:
The last boy comes in asking if anyone has seen his gum, sees the gum on the plate and tells the other boys never mind picks up the gum and pretends to put it in his mouth and walks away.


name: OOOOOO A Bug!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 68
materials_category: props
materials_list: green and black chewing gum or modeling clay, plate, table
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, gum, bug, gross-out, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: oooooo a bug!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A wad of green and black chewing gum sits on a plate on stage. Boys come in one by one commenting on the gross 'bug.' The last boy asks if anyone has seen his gum, recognizes it, and pretends to eat it.

rules:
Place gum/modeling clay on a plate. Boys enter one by one commenting on the bug. Last boy claims the gum as his and pops it in his mouth; others react with disgust.

source_excerpt:
The last boy comes in asking if anyone has seen his gum, sees the gum on the plate and tells the other boys never mind picks up the gum and pretends to put it in his mouth and walks away.


name: The Outhouse in the Yangtze River
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 68
source_excerpt: Father: "Why you little!" He runs up and starts strangling his son. Other sons try to keep him off.
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, outhouse, truth, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the outhouse in the yangtze river
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part04
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Chinese father interrogates his children about who pushed the outhouse into the river. He uses the George Washington cherry tree story to encourage honesty. When the son confesses truthfully, the father starts to strangle him, ignoring his own lesson.

rules:
Father asks each child if they pushed outhouse into river. All deny. Father tells George Washington story and encourages truth. Second son confesses. Father attacks son. Son protests: Washington wasn't punished for telling truth.


name: The Outhouse in the Yangtze River
variations: Can substitute with a scoutmaster and boys, 'who pushed the latrine into the lake.'
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 68-69
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, outhouse, George Washington, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the outhouse in the yangtze river
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Chinese father questions his sons about who pushed the outhouse into the river. Inspired by the George Washington cherry tree story, one son confesses — only to be strangled. The father explains that Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree.

rules:
Father lines up sons and questions each; retells George Washington story; one son confesses; father punishes him; son protests; father gives punchline.

source_excerpt:
Second son: I cannot tell a lie either Father. It was me! Father: Why you little! He runs up and starts strangling his son.


name: News Flash
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 65-66
materials_list: toy gun
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, reporter, editor, news, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: news flash
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A reporter keeps bringing old news to the editor, who insists on something current. Finally the reporter brings truly current news: the editor got shot — and shoots him.

rules:
Reporter exits and returns with increasingly outdated news; editor dismisses each; reporter returns saying editor was shot today, then shoots the editor with a toy gun.

source_excerpt:
Reporter: Boss! Boss! Editor of a major newspaper got shot today! Editor: (Interested) Oh really? Who? Reporter: You! (Shoots him with toy gun, and the editor falls to the ground.)


name: The Outhouse Sketch
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 69
source_excerpt: "George Washington's father wasn't IN the tree when George Washington chopped it down!"
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, outhouse, Old West, George Washington, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the outhouse sketch
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An Old West father questions his three sons about who pushed the outhouse over a cliff. After retelling the George Washington cherry tree story and promising no punishment, one son confesses — and is whipped. Punchline: Washington's father wasn't in the tree.

rules:
Father questions sons; none confess; father tells George Washington story; one son confesses; father punishes him; son protests; father gives punchline.


name: The Outlaw
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 69
materials_category: props
materials_list: toy gun, swinging door prop (optional)
skills_developed: drama, comedy, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, western, director, repetition, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the outlaw
extraction_confidence: high
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source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A film director with a German accent tries to get actors to perform a simple Western scene: an outlaw asking for a match gets shot, with wife and son mourning. The director keeps demanding retakes — slower, faster, like an opera — each time.

rules:
Director calls places and action; outlaw and partner perform scene; wife and son react; director cuts and demands repeat in different styles (slower, faster, opera). Repeat as many times as desired.

source_excerpt:
Director: (in a perturbed and angry voice) Cuuuuuuuuuuut! Thaat was terrible, were do we get these aactors. Let's do it again, do eet slowwwwer / faaster / like an opra.


name: Over the Cliff
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 69-70
materials_category: props
materials_list: tent or tent bag
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, camping, patrol leader, tent, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: over the cliff
extraction_confidence: high
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source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Senior Patrol Leader organizes camp at the top of a cliff. Each scout forgot or lost a key item. Finally a scout has the tent — but when ordered to pitch it, he throws it over the cliff edge.

rules:
SPL asks for various items; each scout says they left it at the car or lost it; SPL grows angrier; finally one scout has the tent; SPL yells to pitch it; scout throws it over the cliff.

source_excerpt:
The Scout says :"But... but" The SPL screams 'I said Pitch The Tent! The Scout throws the tent over the edge of the cliff!


name: The Page (The Skit)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 70
source_excerpt: The Page: Its very simple -- From now on let your pages do the walking through the Yellow Fingers.
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, monster, Yellow Fingers, scout ranks, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: the page (the skit)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A camp plague can only be cured by a magic potion from a sorceress in the Dark Forest, guarded by the monster Yellow Fingers. Each senior scout fails and is killed; only the lowly Tenderfoot Page succeeds. Punchline: 'Let your pages do the walking through the Yellow Fingers.'

rules:
Scoutmaster sends progressively less experienced scouts into Dark Forest; each fails with dramatic scream; Page volunteers; Page returns with potion; punchline delivered.


name: Painting the Walls
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 70
materials_category: props
materials_list: two coats, paint bucket, paint brush, step ladder
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, painting, wordplay, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: painting the walls
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A person wearing two coats pushes through a crowd with a paint bucket, brush, and ladder. When asked why he is dressed for winter, he explains he was told to paint the room 'with two coats.'

rules:
Actor wears two coats and carries painting supplies; interrupts the group; leader asks why two coats; punchline delivered.

source_excerpt:
The leader asks him why he is dressed for winter. The painter replies that he was told to paint the room with two coats.


name: Panther Tracks
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 70-71
materials_category: props
materials_list: magnifying glass (optional)
skills_developed: comedy, observation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, panther, Pink Panther, tracking, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: panther tracks
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two scouts find large cat tracks. One identifies them as panther tracks because there are squished ants at the bottom of each. He demonstrates by pointing to each track and humming 'Dead Ant, Dead Ant...' to the tune of the Pink Panther theme.

rules:
Two scouts find tracks; Scout Two examines with magnifying glass and explains ants are squished; demonstrates by pointing to tracks saying 'Dead Ant, Dead Ant...' to the Pink Panther melody.

source_excerpt:
Scout Two - "Why its easy, Just look at this strange pattern; (scout pointing to each track in turn) Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Dead Dead Ant, ....."


name: The Parachute
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 71
materials_category: props
materials_list: backpack (prop)
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, parachute, comedy, wordplay
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the parachute
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
One scout shows another a backpack parachute, explaining the rip cord and reserve chute. When asked what happens if both fail to open, the reply is they'll give you another one — no charge.

rules:
Two scouts on stage; first explains rip cord and reserve chute; second asks what if both fail; first says bring it back for a replacement.

source_excerpt:
Second Scout: What if that one fails to open. First Scout: Bring it back and we'll give you another one, no charge.


name: The Party Warehouse
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 71
materials_category: props
materials_list: broomstick
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, party store, victims, repetition, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the party warehouse
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Customers at a party supply store try to buy various items — balloons, cakes, party favors, candies, hats — but the warehouse person repeatedly says there is nothing in stock. The store counter is a broomstick held by two victim volunteers. Final punchline: the manager offers 'two suckers on a stick.'

rules:
Set up broomstick counter held by two victims. Customers request party supplies; manager checks with warehouse; warehouse always says no. Last customer asks what they do have; manager refers to the two stick-holders.

source_excerpt:
Last Customer: I've been waiting in line here for a while and I've noticed that you don't have anything that anybody wants. What do you have for parties? Manager: (Slowly looks at each of the victims, considering each.) Well, I do have two suckers on a stick!


name: Pass the Pepper
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 71
source_excerpt: Ma: Pass the peppa, Pa. (Goes down the line to Pa, who responds) Pa: Here's the Black Peppa, Ma.
skills_developed: comedy, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pepper, Southern drawl, repetition, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pass the pepper
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A family at dinner passes various types of pepper down the table with a thick Southern drawl, each time the wrong kind is passed. Eventually Ma asks for 'toilet peppa.'

rules:
Ma asks Pa to pass the pepper; Pa sends wrong varieties (black, chili, banana, jalapeno, red, green); exchange repeats down the line until Ma requests 'toilet peppa.'


name: Peanuts
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 72
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, peanuts, judge, repetition, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: peanuts
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Several scruffy characters are brought before a chief or judge for throwing peanuts in various places. The final character brought in is Peanuts himself, beaten up from being thrown.

rules:
Each culprit is brought in and says they threw Peanuts somewhere; judge/chief responds with punishment; final character is the actual person named Peanuts, battered.

variations:
Version 2 set in courthouse with judge and bailiff. Version 3 set on a building roof with curious person and narrator.

source_excerpt:
Boy 1: (embarrassed) I threw peanuts into the lake. (Chief looks puzzled) Chief:(sternly to Boy 2 ) Any why, then, were you brought in?? Boy 2: (defensively) I threw peanuts into the lake.


name: Peanuts in the Lake
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 72-73
source_excerpt: Ma: Hey gang! She's gone now! Peanuts are biodegradable! (Throw peanuts into crowd.)
materials_category: props
materials_list: peanuts
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, peanuts, lake, biodegradable, audience
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience"]
language: en
normalized_name: peanuts in the lake
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A girl wants to throw peanuts in the lake but keeps being asked if peanuts are biodegradable by every family member she asks. Each adult refuses. When she gives up to find out the answer, the family reveals peanuts are biodegradable and throws them at the crowd.

rules:
Girl asks each family member in turn; each asks 'Are peanuts biodegradable?'; girl doesn't know and moves on; girl leaves to find out; family throws peanuts at crowd.


name: Pencils
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 73-74
materials_category: props
materials_list: pencils
skills_developed: comedy, memory
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pencils, salesman, repetition, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pencils
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A good scout helps a goofy vendor sell pencils by coaching him to yell, give prices, describe quality, and handle objections. The vendor then applies each canned response to an angry customer in the wrong context.

rules:
Coach teaches vendor four responses; vendor practices each; customer arrives; vendor misapplies all responses; customer beats up vendor.

variations:
Version 2: Sales manager teaches trainee four lines; trainee collides with customer and misapplies each line; customer beats up trainee.

source_excerpt:
Good Scout: First you need to get their Attention first you must Yell "PENCILS!" Now you try it Vendor: Quietly "pencils" Scout: Louder


name: Pet Shop
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 74
source_excerpt: Customer: (Sniffing) Well, I was only trying to give my car a turtle wax!
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pet shop, turtle, pun, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pet shop
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A customer buys a turtle from a pet shop, only to return with a dead one. The shopkeeper replaces it for free twice. The third time, the shopkeeper notices scratches on all the shells and asks what happened. The customer admits using them for turtle wax.

rules:
Customer buys turtle; returns with dead turtle; shopkeeper replaces free twice; third return triggers investigation; punchline: customer was using them for turtle wax.


name: Pickin' Cotton
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 74-75
materials_category: costume
materials_list: boombox prop, fancy shirt, bright pants, shoes, towel
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, Cotton, repetition, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pickin' cotton
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A guy standing on stage asks various passersby where they got their cool items (radio, fancy shirt, shoes). Each says 'Pickin' Cotton.' Finally a man limps in wearing only a towel — he is Cotton himself.

rules:
Standing guy asks each passerby about their item; all answer 'Pickin Cotton'; last person limps in beaten; reveals they are Cotton.

source_excerpt:
A guy limps in, stage left, beat up and wearing nothing except a towel wrapped around him. "Who are you??" "I'm Cotton!" and he limps off stage right.


name: Pickpocket
variations: Can be done as a contest; finalist who gets the underwear looks in his pants, yelps, and runs off.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 75
materials_category: props
materials_list: watch, wallet, underwear, other small items
skills_developed: comedy, sleight of hand
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, pickpocket, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pickpocket
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two old friends meet and hug. As they say goodbye they return each other's secretly pickpocketed items one by one — watch, wallet, and finally underwear.

rules:
Two friends greet and embrace; say goodbye; one hands back stolen watch; exchange of articles continues; final item is the other person's underwear.

source_excerpt:
They Tell where they've been in the last few years, and as they say good-bye, one says to the other, "on you may want this." He gives back his watch. This exchange of articles continues until one hands back the other person's pair of underwear.


name: Pickpockets
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 75
source_excerpt: The other man says "I guess so, All I got was this! (he holds up a pair of underwear!)"
materials_category: props
materials_list: wallet, watch, pocket knife, comb, underwear
skills_developed: comedy, sleight of hand
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, pickpocket, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pickpockets
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two rival pickpockets test who is best by bumping into each other. The first reveals a haul of items; the second reveals only a pair of underwear — which came from the first pickpocket.

rules:
Two pickpockets back up ten steps; bump into each other; each reveals what they stole; punchline: second only has underwear.

variations:
Pickpockets #2: two pickpockets demonstrate on an innocent bystander; repeat slowly; third time in slow motion — pick up, turn upside down, shake, put down.


name: The Pilfered Warehouse
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 75-76
source_excerpt: Manager: You fool! We make boxes!
materials_category: props
materials_list: large cardboard boxes, cloth draping
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, factory, theft, guard, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the pilfered warehouse
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A new guard is tasked with stopping theft at a factory. Workers pass by with empty cloth-draped boxes; guard checks each, finds nothing inside, and lets them through. The manager returns furious — the factory makes boxes, and they are being stolen.

rules:
Manager instructs guard; workmen enter one by one with draped empty boxes; guard checks and lets each through; manager returns and gives punchline.


name: The Pirate Family
variations: Easily modified but keep the punchline.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 76
source_excerpt: Mom & Dad: But look at us! All we had were Cubs! (Cubs walk out.)
materials_category: costume
materials_list: pirate costumes, scout uniforms
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pirates, scouts, Cubs, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: the pirate family
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Pirate parents boast about their fierce pirate ancestry — Long John Silver, Captain Hook, Captain Kidd — but then lament that their own children turned out to be Cub Scouts.

rules:
Mom and Dad introduce each famous pirate who acts out their character; mom and dad lament they only had Cubs; Cubs walk out.


name: Plane Landing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 76
source_excerpt: PILOT: "Pilot to control tower, pilot to control tower -- I haven't got a RADIO!"
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, plane, radio, pun, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: plane landing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A pilot yells landing instructions to a control tower. The tower asks why he's yelling so loud. The pilot replies he hasn't got a radio.

rules:
Person announces plane is overhead; pilot yells for instructions; control tower asks why he's yelling; pilot reveals he has no radio.


name: Play Ball
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 77
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, baseball, crying, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: play ball
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An umpire and baseball players take the field ready to play. The pitcher starts crying, infection spreads through all players, and the umpire finally discovers they have no ball.

rules:
Players run to positions; umpire calls 'play ball'; pitcher cries; catcher checks and cries; first, second, third basemen follow; umpire asks what's wrong; pitcher reveals no ball.

source_excerpt:
The Umpire finally asks in expiration what is the matter. The pitcher replies that they don't have a ball.


name: Poison Spring
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 77
materials_category: props
materials_list: bucket, ladle, water, rice or confetti
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, poison, spring, water, audience
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience"]
language: en
normalized_name: poison spring
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys drag themselves on stage crying for water. Each drinks from a bucket and dramatically dies. The last person sees the bodies and warns the second-to-last not to drink, then throws the bucket at the audience — revealing only confetti or rice inside.

rules:
Boys enter one by one and drink from the bucket (ladle has real water); each dies dramatically; second-to-last is warned; bucket is thrown at audience revealing only confetti.

source_excerpt:
The last person throws the bucket in the audience which really only contains rice or confetti; only the ladles had water.


name: The Poor Excuses
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 77
materials_category: props
materials_list: tissue
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, army, sergeant, sneeze, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the poor excuses
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A sergeant leads privates on a march. When one sneezes, the sergeant demands who did it and kills the honest ones. Finally when one confesses, the sergeant offers him a tissue.

rules:
Sergeant starts quick march; private sneezes; sergeant halts and questions each; liars are shot; last private admits it and gets a tissue instead of being shot.

variations:
Version 2: each private gives excuse (aging grandmother, tap left running) before being killed or dismissed; sergeant ends up going to lie down.

source_excerpt:
Sergeant: Who did that? You? Private: Y-y-yes Sir! Sergeant: Oh, you poor darling, do you have a cold? Here, have a tissue!


name: Pop Commercial
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 77
materials_category: props
materials_list: pop bottle
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, pop, commercial, burp, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pop commercial
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Four players mime a soft-drink commercial. First player examines the bottle and passes it; the second is the opener; the third guzzles it; the fourth gets the empty bottle and burps loudly.

rules:
First holds unopened bottle and examines it; passes to second who opens it (skipped); passes to third who guzzles it; passes empty to fourth who burps.

source_excerpt:
This guy looks at the empty bottle or container with a sick look on his face and then burps as loudly as he can.


name: Post Office / King's Royal Paper
variations: Version 2: The King's Royal Paper — king beheads wrong suppliers; toilet paper solves the quest.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 77-78
materials_category: props
materials_list: wrapped box, toilet paper roll, newspaper, notepad, scrap paper
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, post office, toilet paper, king, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: post office / king's royal paper
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
In Version 1, a person waits in the post office line each day increasingly desperate, finally gets a package — containing toilet paper. In Version 2, a king demands his 'royal paper' and beheads servants who bring the wrong kind until someone brings the toilet paper.

rules:
Version 1: customer in line each day asks for package; each day refused; gets it finally and reveals toilet paper inside. Version 2: king demands royal paper; servants bring wrong kinds; heads roll; servant with toilet paper saves the day.

source_excerpt:
4: (Yelling out) Has my package arrived yet? Clerk: Yes Sir! Here it is! 4: (Relieved, tearing open the box) Thank you! Now I can go to the washroom!


name: Potted Plant
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 78
materials_category: props
materials_list: successively larger potted plants or small tree
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, delivery, plant, repetition, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: potted plant
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A delivery boy wanders repeatedly through a meeting looking for Mrs. Mergetroid with a potted plant that keeps getting larger each pass. Finally the leader says no adults are present. The delivery boy reads the card and finds the plant is FROM Mrs. Mergetroid for someone in the unit.

rules:
Delivery boy comes through multiple times with growing plant; each time says 'Potted plant for Mrs. Mergetroid'; last time carries small tree; leader corrects him; delivery boy re-reads card and corrects direction.

source_excerpt:
Delivery boy looks at the card and says. "Oh for heaven's sake. I've been reading it wrong, the plant is from Mrs. Mergetroid For ; Name of some one in the unit."


name: Presents for the Teacher
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 78
materials_category: props
materials_list: wrapped gifts, wrapped box with liquid
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, teacher, gifts, dogcatcher, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: presents for the teacher
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Children bring gifts to their teacher on the first day of school. The teacher deduces each parent's profession from the gift. The last child brings a leaking box; teacher tastes the liquid and guesses bottling factory — child corrects that dad is a dogcatcher and there is a puppy inside.

rules:
Each child gives gift related to parent's job; teacher guesses profession; last child brings box leaking yellow liquid; teacher tastes and guesses wrong; punchline delivered.

source_excerpt:
The teacher tastes the liquid and states that his father must run a bottling factory. The child replies that no his dad is a dogcatcher and that it is a puppy in the package.


name: The Professor's Address
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 78
source_excerpt: Professor Glitzenshiner: My address is 1234 Pine Street. Thank you. bows)
skills_developed: comedy, wordplay
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, professor, address, pun, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the professor's address
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An announcer introduces Professor Glitzenshiner with an elaborate biography of academic credentials. The professor then delivers 'his address' — which turns out to be his home address.

rules:
Announcer gives lengthy pompous introduction; professor bows and gives his street address as his 'address.'


name: A Quiet Day
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 79
source_excerpt: "Funny," says the first player, "it's been like that all day!" Players exit.
materials_category: props
materials_list: fence or painted sheet
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, quiet, listening, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: a quiet day
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
One player listens intently at a fence. Others gather and ask what he hears. He dramatically says 'Listen!' — but nobody hears anything. Finally someone complains they don't hear anything, and the first player says 'Funny, it's been like that all day.'

rules:
Player at fence says 'Listen!' dramatically; others listen and hear nothing; repeat once or twice; punchline delivered.


name: Raisin
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 79
skills_developed: comedy, mime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fly, raisin, gross-out, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: raisin
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts take turns humiliating a fly on a table — pulling wings, then legs, then head. The last scout carefully inspects the wingless, legless, headless object and announces 'A raisin!' then eats it.

rules:
Scout 1 is the table on all fours. Scout 2 pulls fly's wings. Scout 3 pulls legs. Scout 4 pulls head. Last scout inspects and declares it a raisin, then eats it.

source_excerpt:
Last Scout comes out looks at the table, then carefully inspects the object with out picking it up and says very quickly "A raisin !" and quickly picks it up and eats it.


name: Real Thing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 79-80
source_excerpt: The Chief replies: "Don't be Silly, Things Go Better With COKE!"
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, cannibals, 7-Up, Coke, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: real thing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A 7-Up salesman disappears in Africa. A search party finds he was eaten by cannibals. The cannibal chief describes the feast, and explains they drank 7-Up after each body part — except for the final one: 'Things go better with COKE!'

rules:
Narrator sets scene; search party questions cannibal chief; chief enumerates the feast with 7-Up; punchline about the final body part and Coke.


name: The Restaurant
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 80
materials_category: props
materials_list: plastic glasses, water tray, apron, towel
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, restaurant, audience volunteers, victim skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience"]
language: en
normalized_name: the restaurant
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two audience volunteers get on hands and knees as tables. Scouts sit around them and order water. When scouts leave, glasses remain on the volunteers' backs, and the skit ends with the 'tables' waiting alone.

rules:
Recruit two volunteer 'tables' on all fours; scouts sit and order water; waiter serves placing glasses on backs; scouts leave one by one with excuses; tables left with water on their backs.

source_excerpt:
Two volunteers are recruited from the audience. The get down on their hands and knees. The Announcer welcomes everybody to his restaurant, and introduces the volunteers as his tables.


name: Restaurant Minutes
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 80
materials_category: costume
materials_list: stained apron, silverware, mustard bottle
skills_developed: comedy, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, restaurant, cook, gross-out, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: restaurant minutes
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two men in a greasy spoon order soup and a hot dog. The disgusting cook wipes silverware on his dirty apron, squeezes mustard from his apron, retrieves a fly from the soup — and the third man walks out having lost his pants to the cook's thieving.

rules:
Cook says only soup and hot dog available; second man wants mustard; first man warns about the cook stealing; after disgusting food service, third man leaves without pants.

source_excerpt:
The cook retrieves the fly out of the soup, squeezing it, telling the fly to spit it all back. The third man disgusted, makes a comment and walks out without his pants.


name: Rise, Walk, and Kill, Igor
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 81-82
source_excerpt: And just by saying, Kill, Igor, I solve many problems! (Igor strangles Dr. Mad.) AHHHHHHHH!
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, mad scientist, robot, repetition, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: rise, walk, and kill, igor
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Dr. Mad shows off his robot Igor to various visitors — a bank manager, cable company rep, and electrician — each of whom brings bad financial news. Igor kills each on command. Finally Dr. Mad absentmindedly triggers the commands on himself.

rules:
Dr. Mad receives visitors with financial complaints; demonstrates Igor's three commands (Rise, Walk, Kill); Igor kills each visitor; Dr. Mad finally triggers commands on himself and is strangled.


name: Rise, Walk, and Kill, Igor
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 81
skills_developed: acting, comedic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: robot, comedy, repetition, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: rise, walk, and kill, igor
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit featuring Dr. Mad demonstrating his robot Igor to various visitors (bank manager, cable company rep, electrician). Each time Dr. Mad shows off the robot's three commands—Rise, Walk, Kill—the robot strangles the visitor. At the end, Igor turns on Dr. Mad himself.

rules:
Cast includes Dr. Mad, Igor, Bank Manager, Cable Company rep, and Electrician. Igor responds to the commands 'Rise, Igor', 'Walk, Igor', and 'Kill, Igor' in sequence. The skit ends when Igor strangles Dr. Mad.

source_excerpt:
whenever I say, Rise, Igor, he rises (Igor rises.) And if I say, Walk, Igor, he walks (Igor walks toward manager.) And should I say, Kill, Igor, he kills (Igor strangles manager, then lies down on his table.)


name: River Run
category: camp-outdoor
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 81
materials_category: props
materials_list: buckets of water
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, wilderness, river, water, victim skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "outdoor", "messy"]
language: en
normalized_name: river run
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A narrator walks the audience through a wilderness tableau in which scouts play trees, bushes, squirrels, rocks, and a river. At the climax the river players grab buckets of water and drench the scouts playing rocks.

rules:
Assign roles: river (moving), trees/bushes (still), rocks (facing away, volunteer victims). Narrator describes each element. At the end, river players douse the rock players with water.

source_excerpt:
Finally we come to the rushing river. Always moving, the river tumbles down the canyon, hurries through the rapids and washes up against the rocks! (at this point the people playing the river grab buckets of water and douse the persons playing the rocks.)


name: River Run
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 81
source_excerpt: the people playing the river grab buckets of water and douse the persons playing the rocks.
materials_category: props
materials_list: buckets of water
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wilderness, nature, water, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "outdoor"]
language: en
normalized_name: river run
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A narrator leads the audience through a wilderness scene where patrol members play trees, bushes, squirrels, rabbits, and a river. At the climax, volunteers playing the river grab buckets of water and drench the 'rocks' (volunteer scouts).

rules:
Two members are the river (always moving). Trees and bushes remain still. Uniformed volunteers play the rocks and sit in front with their backs to the cast. Narrator walks to each person as he describes the items. At the end, the river players drench the rocks with water.


name: Rowing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 81
materials_category: props
materials_list: chairs
skills_developed: comedy, mime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fishing, rowboat, mime, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: rowing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
People sneak up behind a speaker and mime fishing. When found out, they claim no water is present, so they row their chairs offstage as if in a boat.

rules:
Group sets chairs and mimes fishing while speaker talks; speaker asks what they are doing; audience watches; speaker says no water; fishermen turn chairs into a rowboat and row offstage.

source_excerpt:
The fishermen then turn their chairs so that they are lined up in a single line, facing in the same direction. They go through the motions of putting their gear away, and then, acting as if they are rowing a boat, slide their chairs backwards across the stage.


name: Rowing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 81
materials_category: props
materials_list: chairs
skills_developed: acting, comedic timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, rowing, chairs, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: rowing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A group sneaks up behind a speaker and mimes fishing. When confronted, they explain they can't fish there because there's no water—then turn their chairs to row a boat offstage.

rules:
Four or more people set chairs behind the speaker and mime fishing. Speaker eventually confronts them. After exchange, fishermen slide chairs backwards across stage as if rowing a boat.

source_excerpt:
The fishermen then turn their chairs so that they are lined up in a single line, facing in the same direction. They go through the motions of putting their gear away, and then, acting as if they are rowing a boat, slide their chairs backwards across the stage.


name: Salesman
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 81-82
materials_category: props
materials_list: white water balloons
skills_developed: comedy, logic
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, balloons, salesman, coins, logic comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: salesman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout sells white water balloons at summer camp. Customers want colored balloons but he only has white. When a customer tries to pay with a penny instead of ten cents, the scout objects — and the customer mirrors his own argument back at him.

rules:
Scout sells white balloons; customers complain about color; salesman is rude; final customer pays with penny; salesman objects; customer uses same 'different color but same shape' argument back.

source_excerpt:
The customer replies: "What's the matter, the coin is the same shape as the one you want, a similar size, only a different color!"


name: Salesman
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 81-82
materials_category: props
materials_list: white water balloons
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: balloons, salesman, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "summer camp"]
language: en
normalized_name: salesman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout sells white water balloons at summer camp. Customers want colored balloons but he only has white. When a customer protests about the shape/color, the salesman gives a rude reply—which backfires when the same logic is applied to his payment.

rules:
A scout yells 'water balloons for sale'. Various customers come up wanting colored balloons; salesman says the shape is the same. At the end, a customer pays with a penny making the same argument about shape.

source_excerpt:
The customer replies: "What's the matter, the coin is the same shape as the one you want, a similar size, only a different color!"


name: Saloon
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 82
materials_category: props
materials_list: toy gun
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, saloon, western, bravery, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: saloon
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three tough guys brag about their bravery — facing snakes, flood rescue, putting away bad guys. A fourth goofball accidentally fires his gun, and all three brave men run away in terror.

rules:
Three characters tell bravery stories; goofball's gun fires accidentally; all three run away scared; goofball says he was only washing his gun.

source_excerpt:
(Goofball's gun fires accidentally.) Goofball: (All three guys run off, really scared.) Gee, I was only washing my gun!


name: Saloon
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 82
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: bravery, saloon, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: saloon
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three men in a saloon brag about their bravery while a goofball polishes his gun. When the gun accidentally fires, all three brave men run off in terror.

rules:
Cast: 2 Cowboys, Sheriff, Goofball. #1, #2, and the Sheriff boast about bravery. Goofball's gun fires accidentally. All three brave characters run off scared.

source_excerpt:
(Goofball's gun fires accidentally.) Goofball: (All three guys run off, really scared.) Gee, I was only washing my gun!


name: School's on Fire
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
materials_category: props
materials_list: glass of water
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, fire, school, pun, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: school's on fire
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout wanders through the area carrying a glass of water. When asked why, he says the school is on fire. When asked how one glass of water will help, he says it's not water — it's gas.

rules:
Scout walks through repeatedly with glass; leader asks what he's doing and how one glass will put out a fire; scout reveals it's gas.

source_excerpt:
Leader: How do you expect to put the fire out with a tiny glass of water?" Boy answers, "this ain't water, it's gas.


name: School's on Fire
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 82
materials_category: props
materials_list: glass of water
skills_developed: humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fire, school, water, gas, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "one-liner"]
language: en
normalized_name: school's on fire
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout wanders with a glass of water, claiming the school is on fire. When asked how he expects to put it out with a tiny glass, he reveals it's not water—it's gas.

rules:
One scout walks through area repeatedly holding a glass of water. When asked what he is doing, he says the school is on fire. Punchline: 'this ain't water, it's gas.'

source_excerpt:
Leader: How do you expect to put the fire out with a tiny glass of water?" Boy answers, "this ain't water, it's gas.


name: Scientific Genius
category: creative-stem
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
source_excerpt: Finally the smallest boy says: "I've found the trouble. Somebody forgot to put in the fuel.
materials_category: props
materials_list: cardboard rocket prop
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, rocket, science, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: scientific genius
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A rocket fails to launch after an elaborate countdown. Scouts check all the highly-scientific-sounding devices — all seem perfect. Finally the smallest boy announces somebody forgot to put in the fuel.

rules:
Elaborate countdown; rocket doesn't fire; scouts inspect each component with scientific-sounding names; last check reveals missing fuel.


name: Scientific Genius
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 82
materials_category: props
materials_list: large cardboard (rocket)
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: rocket, science, fuel, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: scientific genius
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A rocket launch skit where an elaborate countdown fails. Scientists inspect many elaborate-sounding devices, all seeming perfect, until the smallest boy reveals the problem: someone forgot to put in fuel.

rules:
Scene is a rocket launching pad (cardboard cutout). After the countdown fails, all inspect various scientific-sounding devices. Punch line delivered by the smallest boy.

source_excerpt:
All seem perfect. Finally the smallest boy says: "I've found the trouble. Somebody forgot to put in the fuel.


name: The Scout Uniform
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 82-83
materials_category: costume
materials_list: two full scout uniforms
skills_developed: comedy, drama
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, uniform, scout, comedy, demonstration
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: the scout uniform
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scout #1 narrates proper uniform-wearing while Scout #2 demonstrates, progressively disassembling himself — collar up, shirt unbuttoned, pant leg raised, shoe off, belt hanging, sock waved — until he's a complete mess.

rules:
Scout #1 reads from a list describing proper uniform; Scout #2 models each item; each description triggers Scout #2 to do the opposite; by the end Scout #2 is disheveled.

source_excerpt:
Scout #1: "Good evening Scouts and parents. Tonight my associate and I will demonstrate the proper way to wear the official Boy Scout uniform for all of our mothers present, and especially for the new Scouts and their mothers."


name: The Scout Uniform
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 82-83
materials_category: costume
materials_list: full Scout uniforms
skills_developed: acting, improvisation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: uniform, scout, comedy, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout uniform"]
language: en
normalized_name: the scout uniform
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two scouts demonstrate how to properly wear the Scout uniform. Scout #1 reads instructions while Scout #2 increasingly dishevels himself as he 'models' each item, ending in a comedic mess.

rules:
Scout #1 reads from a list describing proper uniform elements. Scout #2 acts as a model and exaggeratedly demonstrates each item, progressively undoing his uniform—pulling out pockets, removing shoes and socks, unbuttoning shirt, etc.

source_excerpt:
This skit needs two Scouts, both dressed in full Scout uniform, complete with shoes, socks, neckerchief, and hat. Only a little rehearsal is needed, and it is best to ad lib as the Scouts go along.


name: Scoutmaster's Brains
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
source_excerpt: "Do you have any idea how many Scoutmaster's it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, scoutmaster, trading post, brains, pun
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's brains
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout returns to a trading post over years buying progressively more expensive scout-rank brains. When he asks for Scoutmaster's brains, the price is $200 an ounce — because of how many Scoutmasters it takes to get an ounce.

rules:
Scout buys tenderfoot brains for 25¢, then progresses through ranks at increasing prices over the years. Scoutmaster brains cost $200/oz. Punchline: how many Scoutmasters it takes.


name: Scoutmaster's Brains
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: scoutmaster, brains, trading post, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's brains
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout progressively buys increasingly expensive Scout rank brains from a trading post. Fifteen years later he tries to buy 'Scoutmaster's brains' and finds they cost $200/ounce—because of how many Scoutmasters it takes to get an ounce.

rules:
Skit involves a narrator marking time jumps. Scout keeps returning to buy brains at each rank level. Punchline: Scoutmaster brains cost $200/oz because of how many Scoutmasters are needed.

source_excerpt:
"That'll be 200 dollars an ounce" "200 dollars, why so much?" "Do you have any idea how many Scoutmaster's it takes to get an ounce of brains?"


name: Scoutmaster's Gift
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
materials_category: props
materials_list: wrapped presents, box with water
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, gifts, scoutmaster, pet store, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's gift
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts bring wrapped presents to a Scoutmaster; each gift reflects the parent's profession (paper clips, envelopes, etc.). The last scout's box drips water — his dad works at a pet store.

rules:
Each scout presents a gift and explains the parent's job; last scout brings dripping box; Scoutmaster opens it to find a pet-store surprise.

source_excerpt:
Last scout comes up with a box, dripping water out of the bottom, and says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, but my dad works in a pet store..."


name: Scoutmaster's Gift
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 83
materials_category: props
materials_list: wrapped presents (paper clips, envelopes, pencil, block of wood), dripping box
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: gifts, scoutmaster, pet store, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's gift
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts bring wrapped presents to the Scoutmaster, each explaining their father works somewhere related to the gift. The last scout brings a dripping box—his dad works in a pet store.

rules:
Six or seven scouts each bring a wrapped present. Each scout explains their gift by mentioning where their father works. Last scout's present (a dripping box) implies a live animal from a pet store.

source_excerpt:
Last scout comes up with a box, dripping water out of the bottom, and says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Jones, but my dad works in a pet store..."


name: Scoutmaster's Saw
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 83-84
source_excerpt: Scoutmaster: "Oh, my gosh! What on earth is all that noise?"
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, chainsaw, scoutmaster, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "scout"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's saw
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An aging Scoutmaster buys a chain saw to cut more camp firewood. After two days of exhausting work cutting less wood, the owner inspects the saw by pulling the starter rope. The Scoutmaster asks what all the noise is.

rules:
Old Scoutmaster buys chainsaw; returns exhausted each of two days with complaints; owner pulls starter rope; chainsaw noise baffles Scoutmaster.


name: Scoutmaster's Saw
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 83-84
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: chainsaw, wood, scoutmaster, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: scoutmaster's saw
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An old Scoutmaster buys a chainsaw guaranteed to cut twice as much wood as his crosscut. After two days of harder work with worse results, the store owner starts it up—and the Scoutmaster has no idea what 'all that noise' is (because he never knew to use the motor).

rules:
Scene in a hardware store. Scoutmaster buys chainsaw, tries it two days, does worse than his old saw. Owner pulls starter rope; announcer provides sound effects. Punchline: Scoutmaster doesn't know what the noise is.

source_excerpt:
Owner: "Yes, sir ! Just let me check it out here." (Pulls starter rope) Announcer: (Makes sound effects of saw running.) Scoutmaster: "Oh, my gosh! What on earth is all that noise?"


name: The Screwy Navel
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 84
materials_category: props
materials_list: large screwdriver prop
skills_developed: drama, comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, belly button, screw, God, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the screwy navel
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part05
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy with a screw for a belly button asks everyone in town why — all deflect him. Finally a priest sends him to God. God's giant hand appears with a screwdriver, unscrews his navel, and the boy falls apart.

rules:
Boy asks mom, dad, and various townspeople about his screw belly button; all deflect; priest sends him to God; narrator describes giant hand with screwdriver; screw removed; boy collapses.

source_excerpt:
All of a sudden, a big hand appears with a large screwdriver, connects with his screw, and turns. All of a sudden the boy falls down and hears, God: The screw is there to hold you together!


name: The Screwy Navel
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 84
materials_category: props
materials_list: large screwdriver prop
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: belly button, screw, God, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the screwy navel
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy with a screw for a belly button asks everyone why. He is repeatedly brushed off until finally the priest says to ask God. God answers by appearing with a large screwdriver—when the screw is turned, the boy's bottom falls off.

rules:
Story teller narrates; Boy asks multiple characters about his screw belly button and gets deflected each time. Finally God appears with a screwdriver and turns the screw, causing the boy to fall apart.

source_excerpt:
All of a sudden, a big hand appears with a large screwdriver, connects with his screw, and turns. All of a sudden the boy falls down and hears, God: The screw is there to hold you together!


name: Shape Up!
rules: Three quick back-and-forth exchanges performed as rapid-fire two-person jokes.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 84
skills_developed: comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, one-liners, cubs, comedy
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: shape up!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A series of quick one-liner exchanges between cubs: lifting an elephant with one hand, bending chocolate bars, and jumping up and down after taking medicine without shaking.

source_excerpt:
Cub 1: I can lift an elephant with one hand. Cub 2: I don't believe you. Cub 1: Give me an elephant with one hand and I'll show you.


name: Shape Up!
description: A quick exchange of three short jokes by Cubs about physical feats and strength.
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 84
skills_developed: humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: one-liners, humor, cubs, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: shape up!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
rules:
Three pairs of Cubs exchange comedic one-liners about lifting elephants with one hand, bending chocolate bars, and shaking medicine.

source_excerpt:
Cub 1: I can lift an elephant with one hand. Cub 2: I don't believe you. Cub 1: Give me an elephant with one hand and I'll show you.


name: Shut Up!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 85
skills_developed: acting, wordplay
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: names, police, punchline, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "wordplay"]
language: en
normalized_name: shut up!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A skit where a child named 'Shut Up' goes to a police station to report his missing sister named 'Trouble'. The police officer misinterprets the names for rudeness until the punchline.

rules:
Cast: Shut Up, Trouble, Police Officer, Narrator. Shut Up repeatedly tells the officer his name; officer interprets it as disrespect. Punchline: 'Are you looking for trouble?' 'Yes, Sir, she's lost!'

source_excerpt:
Police Officer: Young man, are you looking for trouble? Shut Up: Yes, Sir, she's lost! Do you know where she is?


name: The Siberian Chicken Farmer
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 85-86
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: chickens, farmer, Soviet, rubles, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the siberian chicken farmer
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A farmer repeatedly tries to feed his chickens and is arrested by police each time for feeding them a scarce resource (corn, then wheat). Finally he feeds them rubles—so they can buy their own food.

rules:
Repeating sequence: farmer calls chickens, police confront him, ask what he's feeding them, arrest him. Third iteration uses rubles, ending with the punchline about buying their own food.

source_excerpt:
Farmer: "Rubles." Police: "Rubles? But vy are you feedink them rubles, Comrade?" Farmer: "They can buy their own food!"


name: Sidewalk Climbing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 86-87
materials_category: props
materials_list: climbing tools or tent stakes, long rope, optional plastic garbage bag
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: climbing, sidewalk, rope, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: sidewalk climbing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A 'sidewalk climber' lies on the floor miming rock climbing. Passers-by mock him and take his tools one by one until the last tool is removed—at which point offstage helpers yank a rope and pull him out of sight, screaming.

rules:
Climber lies on stomach simulating climbing. 2-3 passers-by interact and take his tools. Rope tied around climber's waist leads offstage. When last tool is taken, offstage personnel pull the climber out of sight.

source_excerpt:
Just as the tool is taken out of the climber's hand, the offstage personnel pull on the rope and pull the climber out of sight, as the climber yells "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... look what you've done now!"


name: Singer
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 87
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: singing, health, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: singer
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A man comes on stage singing terribly but acting pompous about his talent. His friend tells him to quit for health reasons—not the singer's, but everyone else's.

rules:
One person sings badly and boasts. A friend suggests he stop for health reasons—the punchline is about the audience's health.

source_excerpt:
A guy comes on stage singing in a terrible voice. He acts pompous to a friend saying how is such a great singer. Friend says that he had better quit because of poor health, not the singers, but everyone else's.


name: Six Wise Travelers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 87
skills_developed: acting, counting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: counting, river, travelers, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: six wise travelers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Six wise travelers cross a river using a boy's boat, which sinks. They miscount themselves as missing one person. They offer the boy gold to find the missing person—then he counts correctly and gets the gold, after which they jump in and swim across.

rules:
Travelers ask boy to use boat but it sinks. They count wrong and think one is missing. They pay the boy gold to find the missing person; he counts correctly. They swim across.

source_excerpt:
They scramble out of the river and count themselves, but do it wrong and come up short a person. This can be done more than once. They tell the boy if he can find the missing traveler they will give him a bag of gold.


name: Slug Trainers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 87
materials_category: props
materials_list: sleeping bag, water or brown cotton balls
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: slug, potty, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: slug trainers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Slug trainers bring a 'trained slug' (person in sleeping bag) to perform tricks. A volunteer lies down for the slug to crawl over—and the slug leaves a trail of water or brown cotton balls, with trainers apologizing that the slug isn't potty trained.

rules:
Slug is a person in a sleeping bag. Trainers command it to roll, leap, etc. Volunteer lies down. Slug crawls over volunteer and leaves mess (water or cotton balls). Trainers apologize.

source_excerpt:
The volunteer lays down and the slug crawls across him leaving a dribble of water or brown cotton balls. The trainers apologize and exclaim, "Sorry, but our slug isn't potty trained."


name: The Smart Scout
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 87
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: Eagle Scout, board of review, vague answers, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the smart scout
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An Eagle candidate is reviewed by the Scoutmaster and answers every question with vague non-answers ('maybe so and maybe not', 'now and then', 'here and there'). Scoutmaster dismisses him; Scout asks when he gets his Eagle award—answer: 'sooner or later.'

rules:
Scout gives evasive answers to every board of review question. Scoutmaster dismisses him. Final exchange about the Eagle award uses the same vague pattern.

source_excerpt:
The Scout asks "when will I receive my Eagle award. The Scoutmaster smugly says, "Oh, sooner or later."


name: Smoke Signals
description: Two scouts observe smoke signals. When decoded, the message reads: 'Help… My… Blanket's… On… Fire.'
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 87
source_excerpt: 1st Scout: "Help............My..........Blanket's............On ..........Fire."
skills_developed: humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: smoke signals, fire, skit, one-liner
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "quick"]
language: en
normalized_name: smoke signals
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
rules:
Two scouts read out the smoke signal message word by word with pauses. Punchline reveals the sender's blanket is on fire.


name: Smoke Signals
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: binoculars (or pretend)
skills_developed: performance
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, smoke signals, campfire, walk-on
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: smoke signals
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
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created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A short two-scout skit where scouts pretend to read smoke signals through binoculars, and the message turns out to be 'Help my blankets on fire.'

rules:
Two scouts: one pretends to look through binoculars and reads the signals aloud very slowly; the second scout reacts.

source_excerpt:
1st scout, pretending to look away through binoculars, says very slowly, "Help... My... Blankets... On... Fire."


name: The Sneeze
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 87-88
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: sneeze, marching, punchline, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the sneeze
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A line of marching scouts, where a scout at the back sneezes. The leader keeps asking the wrong person and punches them for lying, until finally only two remain—and when the remaining scout admits to sneezing, the leader says 'gazoontight' and pats him on the back.

rules:
Scouts march in line. Scout at back sneezes. Leader turns and asks second in line who gets punched and falls out. Repeats until two remain. When the last scout admits to sneezing, leader says 'gazoontight'.

source_excerpt:
The leader turns to the second in line and asks, "did you sneeze?" The second in line says "no". The leader says, "liar" and hits the second in line.


name: Soldier In the Battlefield
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 88
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: battlefield, soldier, name, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: soldier in the battlefield
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A dying soldier is asked for his name by a desperate orderly who needs it for records. The soldier keeps asking for help instead of giving his name. When told his mother needs it, he replies: she already knows his name.

rules:
Can be performed by one or two people. Soldier moans he's dying; orderly desperately asks his name. Soldier repeatedly asks for help rather than giving name. Punchline: 'my mother already knows my name.'

source_excerpt:
In desperation the orderly tells the soldier that he is dying and that he needs his name to tell his mother. The soldier reply that his mother already knows his name.


name: Sounds of the Lost Scoutmaster
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 88
skills_developed: acting, sound effects
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: nature sounds, scoutmaster, lost, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "outdoor"]
language: en
normalized_name: sounds of the lost scoutmaster
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A storyteller describes sounds of nature at camp (bird, frog, breeze, trees) while hidden cast members provide sound effects. The 'sound I love most' is the Lost Scoutmaster stumbling through the woods asking where he is.

rules:
Cast members hide in woods or crowd. Each makes their sound on cue from storyteller. Lost Scoutmaster is hidden in the woods and appears for the finale.

source_excerpt:
But the sound I love to hear the most when I go camping is the sound of the Lost Scoutmaster. (Heavy thumping of the feet; calls out, "Where in the world am I?")


name: The Sounds of the Wilderness
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 88-89
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wilderness sounds, lost scout, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the sounds of the wilderness
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts on stage each represent a wilderness sound (bird, deer, bear, etc.) on the announcer's cue. The finale reveals the sound of the lost Boy Scout—a voice from offstage yelling 'HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?'

rules:
4-5 scouts face audience. Announcer cues each scout to make their animal sound. Final 'sound of the lost Boy Scout' comes from offstage.

source_excerpt:
Finally, the announcer says, "And if you are very, very quiet, you can hear the sound of the lost Boy Scout..." From offstage, you hear, "HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?"


name: Sour Notes
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 89
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: orchestra, music, sour note, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: sour notes
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An orchestra or chorus rehearses and plays music. One by one players hit a sour note and the director throws them offstage. When only the accompanist and director remain, the director hits a sour note—and the accompanist throws him offstage.

rules:
Director tunes up the group. Players hit sour notes and are thrown offstage one by one. Director hits a sour note. Accompanist throws director off and bows to audience.

source_excerpt:
The director hits a sour note and the accompanist jumps up and throws the director off stage coming back on stage with a smug look on his face, bows to the audience and exits.


name: Space Derby Skit
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 89
materials_category: props
materials_list: coveralls, motorcycle helmets, 8-foot Styrofoam jet, paper airplanes
skills_developed: pantomime, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: space derby, pantomime, skit, Cub Scouts
tags: ["pack meeting", "skit", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: space derby skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two adults in coveralls and motorcycle helmets arrive at a pack meeting carrying a Styrofoam jet. The Cubmaster questions them entirely via pantomime responses. They leave when unable to produce flying permits.

rules:
Two adults in coveralls/helmets carry a jet to the derby track. All their answers are pantomimed (no speaking). Cubmaster asks questions; adults respond with gestures. They leave when asked for permits they don't have.

source_excerpt:
They are wearing coveralls and motorcycle helmets. They carry their jet (made from an eight foot piece of Styrofoam and set it by the derby track They pay no attention to what Dan is saying.


name: The Special Papers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 89
materials_category: props
materials_list: diplomatic-looking papers, Wall Street Journal, roll of toilet paper
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: king, toilet paper, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the special papers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A king repeatedly sends squires for his 'special papers'. Each brings the wrong thing (diplomatic papers, Wall Street Journal). The last squire brings toilet paper—the king grabs it and runs offstage.

rules:
King sends three squires in turn for 'special papers.' First two are punished for wrong items. Third brings toilet paper; king grabs it and runs off.

source_excerpt:
Bringing him a roll of toilet paper "Here are the special papers, sire" "And just in time!" The king grabs the toilet paper and runs offstage.


name: Spelling Contest
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 90
materials_category: props
materials_list: numbered shirts, judge badges, toy guns, spelling word list, trophy
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: spelling bee, toy gun, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: spelling contest
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A spelling bee with two judges and four contestants. Contestants who spell wrong are 'shot' by a judge with a toy gun. When judges realize they were wrong about contestant #4's word, they shoot themselves.

rules:
2 judges, 4 contestants with numbered shirts. Wrong answers result in being shot. When judges are proven wrong, they shoot themselves. Contestants #2 and #4 share the trophy.

source_excerpt:
Contestant #4 tells the judge wait, he is sure the word is spelled right. The judges confer again, say the contestant is right and they are wrong and shoot themselves.


name: The Split Ball
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 90-91
materials_category: props
materials_list: two flashlights, sheet or lightweight curtain
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: baseball, flashlight, split ball, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "performance"]
language: en
normalized_name: the split ball
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A pitcher demonstrates different baseball pitches to visiting dignitaries using a flashlight that moves across a screen to simulate ball flight. The finale shows the 'split ball' where two flashlights separate and reunite.

rules:
Pitcher pantomimes throws. Flashlight operators shine lights through a screen to simulate ball flight. Flashlights coordinate with pitcher's motions. 'Split ball' uses two flashlights that separate and then reunite at catcher.

source_excerpt:
The success of the stunt depends on the ability of the pitcher, catcher, and flashlight operators to coordinate their movements.


name: SPL's Too Tough To Be Tasty
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 91
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: bear, butcher, scout, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: spl's too tough to be tasty
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A mama bear visits a butcher shop and is offered various meats. She refuses each, but when offered fresh Boy Scout at $30/lb, she asks why so expensive—the answer: 'Did you ever try to clean one?'

rules:
Mama bear (or other large carnivore) enters butcher shop. Butcher offers increasingly pricier meats. Bear refuses until Boy Scout is offered. Punchline about cleaning them.

source_excerpt:
Storekeeper: "How about some fresh Boy Scout, $30.00/LB" Mamma Bear: "Thirty dollars a pound? Why so expensive?" Storekeeper: "Did 'ya ever try to clean one?"


name: Spring
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 91
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: spring, trees, sap, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: spring
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Volunteers play trees, birds, babbling brooks, and a hero who runs among them. The narrator announces that spring is here because the sap is running through the trees—the 'sap' being the hero volunteer.

rules:
Get volunteers for trees, birds, brooks. Get a hero volunteer who runs among the trees. Narrator delivers punchline about sap running through the trees.

source_excerpt:
have him run among the trees. Have a little narrative and then say; "Maybe the rest of you wonder when we know it's spring; that's easy, because the sap is running through the tress."


name: Star Gazing
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 92
source_excerpt: The original scout replies: "I don't know. I've got a stiff neck!"
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: stiff neck, star gazing, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: star gazing
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout stands center looking at the sky. Others join one by one, all looking up. When the last scout asks what they're looking at, the question travels back to the original scout—who reveals he just has a stiff neck.

rules:
First scout stares at sky. Others join and also stare. Last scout asks what they're looking at; question relays back. Original scout reveals he has a stiff neck.


name: The Statue Warehouse
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 92-93
source_excerpt: Victim tries and Aquaman spits out a mouthful of water at him.
materials_category: props
materials_list: water (mouthful for Aquaman)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: superheroes, museum, Aquaman, water, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the statue warehouse
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A tour guide shows visitors a museum of superhero statues that activate and perform actions. The last statue, Aquaman, won't activate for the guide—but when a victim tries, Aquaman spits water at them.

rules:
Guide activates Superman, Spiderman, Flash, Batman, Wonderwoman statues via buttons/levers. Each has a unique action and activation. Aquaman fails for guide but spits water at volunteer victim.

variations:
Alternative: Museum of Working History where last person is a window washer with a pump spray (no mess).


name: Statues in the Park
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 93
materials_category: props
materials_list: bottle of 'formula'
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: statue, pigeons, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: statues in the park
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A doctor claims to have a formula to revitalize calcium deposits in statues. He pours it on a posed 'statue' (a boy), who comes to life. When asked what he wants to do first, the statue says he wants to kill 5,000 pigeons with his bare hands.

rules:
One boy poses as a famous statue (e.g. The Thinker). Doctor introduces himself and explains his formula. Pours formula; statue comes to life. Punchline: statue wants to kill pigeons.

source_excerpt:
The doctor then asks the statue what is the first thing you want to do. The statue says that he wants to kill 5,000 pigeons with his bare hands.


name: The Strange Trees
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 93-94
skills_developed: acting, wordplay
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: French, spy, pun, bacon tree, ambush, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "wordplay", "pun"]
language: en
normalized_name: the strange trees
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A French general sends scouts one by one to spy on the enemy. Each comes back dying with the words 'Bacon Tree!' The general goes himself, comes back dying, and reveals: 'That was no Bacon Tree! That was a Hambush!'

rules:
Setting: French base in Quebec. General sends each scout; each returns dying saying 'Bacon Tree!'. General goes himself and delivers final pun punchline.

source_excerpt:
General Montcalm: (In a raspy, dying voice) Those fools! That was no Bacon Tree! That was a Hambush! (And he dies.)


name: Submarine
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 94
materials_category: props
materials_list: confetti
skills_developed: acting, teamwork
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: submarine, relay, confetti, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: submarine
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts line up and relay commands submarine-style. A volunteer at the end receives a surprise confetti shower when the submarine 'springs a leak'.

rules:
Den/patrol sits in line with volunteer at end. Captain issues commands that are relayed down: enemy ship, fire torpedoes, we missed, enemy torpedo, spring a leak. At 'spring a leak' next-to-last person throws confetti on volunteer.

source_excerpt:
as the last command is repeated the next to the last person throws hidden confetti on the last person in line; the volunteer.


name: Submarine Patrol
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 94
skills_developed: acting, coordination, relay
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: submarine, relay, torpedo, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: submarine patrol
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts in a line relay submarine commands forward and back: lower periscope, fire torpedo 1, fire torpedo 2. Torpedo 2 results in all scouts forming a football huddle chanting 'We sunk a rowboat!'

rules:
Scouts stand in single file. Commands relay front to back; replies relay back to front. Periscope lowered = hat backward; fire torpedo 1 = flip switch; torpedo 2 = football huddle chanting.

source_excerpt:
Last to first- Torpedo 1 away. ... First to last- Fire torpedo 2 (last boy flips a switch) Last to first- Torpedo 2 away (All the boys get into a football huddle, arms interlocked) All together- "We sunk a rowboat! We sunk a rowboat!"


name: The Successful Fisherman
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 94
source_excerpt: the successful fisherman sighs, spits into his hand, and says, "You have to keep the worms warm."
materials_category: props
materials_list: chairs (dock), fishing rods (mime)
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, worms, secret, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the successful fisherman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Several fishermen sit on a dock with one catching all the fish. Each unsuccessful fisherman asks the successful one his secret. He mumbles inaudibly each time until finally he sighs, spits in his hand, and says 'You have to keep the worms warm.'

rules:
5-6 fishermen fish from chairs. One catches fish; others ask his secret. He mumbles each time until the last question, when he reveals he keeps worms in his mouth.


name: Super Clutz
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 94-95
materials_category: costume
materials_list: inside-out shirt, inside-out shorts, backwards hat, jacket as cape
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: superhero, clutz, quarter, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: super clutz
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Super Clutz ignores a burning building, mugging, and a car crash because he's busy helping a little kid find a lost quarter. When the kid finds the quarter in his own pocket, Super Clutz's heroic efforts were all for nothing.

rules:
Super Clutz wears inside-out/backwards costume. Little Kid has lost a quarter. Various people cry for help (fire, mugging, car crash) but Super Clutz ignores them. Punchline: kid found the quarter in his pocket.

source_excerpt:
Super Clutz is wearing a jacket for a cape, inside out shirt, inside out shorts, backwards hat, etc. Little Kid: (Crying) Super Clutz! Can you help me? I've lost a quarter!


name: A Talking Martian!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 95
source_excerpt: Martian: You know, I could help you two out with your problems. #1 & 2: Look! A talking Martian!
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: Martian, horses, talking, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: a talking martian!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two horses at a race track complain about their problems. A Martian overhears and offers to help—at which point the horses are amazed: a talking Martian!

rules:
Two scouts mime being horses, complaining about riders and racing. A Martian character approaches and offers help. Horses react with surprise at a talking Martian rather than at their own talking.


name: Tankety Tank
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 95-96
materials_category: costume
materials_list: long bathrobe for Wizard
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: tank, wizard, magic weapons, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: tankety tank
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout faces waves of enemies using magic weapons given by a Wizard (invisible sword: 'Stabety Stab!', gun: 'Bangety Bang!', laser: 'Zapety Zap!'). The final enemy—the biggest scout—ignores all weapons and runs the scout over yelling 'Tankety Tank!'

rules:
Wizard and lone Scout rehearse lines. Scout gets three magic weapons and defeats each enemy wave. Final big enemy scout ignores all weapons and runs over Scout yelling 'Tankety Tank!'

source_excerpt:
The enemy moves faster across the stage. As he knocks the Scout down and runs over him, he yells, "Tankety Tank! Tankety Tank!"


name: Tenting
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 96
materials_category: props
materials_list: pup tent (implied), sleeping bags
skills_developed: humor, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: tent, cold, flap, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "cubs"]
language: en
normalized_name: tenting
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two Cubs in a tent. One complains about the cold and asks the other to close the flap. The other closes it and asks: 'Now, is it warmer outside?'

rules:
Two cubs in a pup tent. One complains of cold; other sleeps. After persistent requests, the second closes the flap and asks if it's warmer 'outside'.

source_excerpt:
Cub 2: (Jumps up, pulls down the flap, jumps back into sleeping bag). Now, there. Is it warmer outside?


name: There's a Bear!
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 96
source_excerpt: Guide: Guess what? He fell over! (Push over your victims)
skills_developed: acting, audience participation
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: bear, domino, skit, audience participation
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: there's a bear!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A nature guide recruits 3-4 volunteers in a line, practicing a 'there's a bear / where / over there' routine. Each new victim is added to the front; they relay the question through the chain. The finale: the guide says 'He fell over!' and pushes the line.

rules:
Guide kneels with volunteer #1 in front. Both practice the 'bear' exchange. New victims added to front each time, extending the chain. Guide ends by calling 'He fell over!' and pushing victims domino-style.


name: The Thinker
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 96-97
materials_category: props
materials_list: scattered tent items
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: invention, tent, cleaning, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the thinker
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout sits in a messy tent 'thinking'. Other scouts pester him about his invention until he lets them help—by having each pick up items and tidy the tent. When the tent is clean, he reveals his invention: a way to get his tent cleaned.

rules:
One scout sits in mess, says he's thinking about an invention. Others beg to help. Scout assigns each to tidy items until tent is clean. Punchline: 'I just invented a way to get my tent cleaned.'

source_excerpt:
The Scout says: "Well that takes care of it". The other scouts, inquire, "takes care of what?". The Scout replies: "My invention, I just invented a way to get my tent cleaned."


name: The Thirsty Donkey
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
source_excerpt: The man yells back "Patience, jackass, patience!!"
skills_developed: acting, audience interaction
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: donkey, water, patience, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience interaction"]
language: en
normalized_name: the thirsty donkey
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A man leads his donkey around the campfire while the donkey cries 'Water! Water!' The man repeatedly replies 'Patience, jackass, patience.' This repeats until someone in the audience yells 'When are you going to get to the punch line?'—at which the man yells the punchline at them.

rules:
Man and donkey circle campfire 5+ times with same lines. Man waits for audience member to yell impatiently; then delivers punchline 'Patience, jackass, patience!' directly at them.


name: The Thirsty Donkey
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
skills_developed: comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: campfire, skit, donkey, patience
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the thirsty donkey
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A man leads his donkey around the campfire. The donkey repeatedly cries 'Water! Water!' and the man responds 'Patience, jackass, patience.' This repeats until an audience member yells about the punch line, at which point the man directs the same reply at them.

rules:
The man and donkey circle the campfire repeating the exchange about 5 times until someone in the audience yells about the punch line, then the man calls them a jackass.

source_excerpt:
"Patience, jackass, patience" says the man. And they keep walking in circles around the campfire and repeating this (about 5 times) until someone in the audience yells, "Hey, when are you going to get to the punch line???"


name: The Thirsty Fisherman
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench (hidden, used as stepping stones), chairs (boat)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, walking on water, rocks, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the thirsty fisherman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Five fishermen in a boat take turns walking on water (via hidden bench) to get drinks from the shore. The fifth watches in amazement. When #5 finally tries, he sinks. Others wonder if they should have told him where the rocks are.

rules:
5 fishermen sit in boat. #1-#4 each walk on water (stepping on bench). #5 is confused and tries but sinks. Punchline: 'Should we have told him where the rocks are?'

source_excerpt:
#5: Okay. Let me try this. (He tries to walk on water, but begins to sink into the water.) #3: Should we have told him where the rocks are?


name: The Thirsty Fisherman
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench, props to show a boat
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fishing, walking on water, bench
tags: ["campfire skit", "props required"]
language: en
normalized_name: the thirsty fisherman
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Five fishermen in a boat take turns walking on water (actually on a hidden bench) to get a drink from a cooler on the beach. The fifth fisherman, confused by how the others do it, tries and sinks, revealing he didn't know where the rocks (bench) were.

rules:
Fishermen #1-4 each say they are thirsty and walk on the bench (appearing to walk on water). Fisherman #5 tries and sinks. The punchline is asking if they should have told him where the rocks are.

source_excerpt:
Cast: 5 fisherman, and props to show a boat, water level (about two feet off floor), and a bench Setting: Fishing on a lake


name: Three Against 1000
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
source_excerpt: "Yeah they were the toughest three guys I've ever seen.
materials_category: props
materials_list: bandages, fake dirt/blood makeup (optional)
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: battle, bravado, skit, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: three against 1000
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three guys arrive battered and covered in dirt, boasting about the incredible battle they survived against 1000 enemies. Punchline: 'Yeah, they were the toughest THREE guys I've ever seen.'

rules:
Three scouts enter bandaged and dirty, hamming up a tale of battle. They claim to have fought 1000 opponents; punchline reveals the 1000 were actually only three tough guys.


name: Three Against 1000
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 97
materials_category: costume
materials_list: bandages, dirt/fake blood makeup
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: battle, exaggeration, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: three against 1000
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three guys come in all bandaged up, dramatically retelling a fantastic battle they survived against incredible odds. After much hamming it up about fighting 1000 opponents, the punchline reveals they were actually fighting only 3 very tough guys.

rules:
Three actors enter looking battle-worn and retell an exaggerated story. The punchline: 'Yeah they were the toughest three guys I've ever seen.'

source_excerpt:
Three guys all bandaged up and smeared with dirt and blood come dragging into the meeting with the disbelieving tail the fantastic battle that they had just gone through.


name: Three Rivers
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 97-98
materials_category: props
materials_list: plates/bowls, stew (mime or prop), campfire setup
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: prospector, dog, dishes, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: three rivers
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A prospector feeds passing hikers from dirty-looking dishes, insisting they're 'as clean as Three Rivers can get it.' At the end, he calls 'Three Rivers' and a dog runs over to lick the plates.

rules:
Prospector gives food to two hikers from dirty-looking dishes. Each hiker questions the cleanliness; prospector uses the same phrase. At end, prospector whistles for 'Three Rivers' and the dog cleans the plates.

variations:
Three Rivers II: Similar with two prospectors and a mule (Sunshine). Same punchline about the dog cleaning dishes.

source_excerpt:
(Prospector puts dishes on the ground and whistles). "Three Rivers! Here, Three Rivers!". ("dog" comes running and starts cleaning the plates.) "Good dog, Three Rivers."


name: Three Scoops
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 98-99
materials_category: props
materials_list: big wooden spoon
skills_developed: acting, singing, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: raisins, cereal, spoon, skit, song
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: three scoops
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three scouts play raisins singing 'We're three scoops of raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran.' A scout with a wooden spoon runs out and drags them off one by one. The last raisin runs away singing 'I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

rules:
3 scouts (raisins) sing. Scout with wooden spoon grabs and drags them off one at a time. Number decreases: three scoops, two, one. Last raisin runs offstage singing the Oscar Meyer song before being caught.

source_excerpt:
When you get down to the last guy, he sings, "I'm one sc--sc--oop of r-r-r-raisins," etc., "In K-K-K-ellogg's Raisin B-B-B-ran," looking around in a terrified manner.


name: Three Scoops
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 98-99
materials_category: props
materials_list: big wooden spoon
skills_developed: acting, singing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: raisins, jingle, cereal, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit", "singing"]
language: en
normalized_name: three scoops
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A den or patrol acts as three scoops of raisins in a Kellogg's Raisin Bran box, singing a jingle. A scout with a big wooden spoon comes out and grabs raisins one by one, dragging them off kicking and screaming. When down to the last raisin, he runs away singing 'I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

rules:
Group sings the raisin bran jingle. Each time a scout with a spoon drags one away, the remaining raisins sing about having fewer scoops. Last raisin escapes when the spoon-scout charges out.

source_excerpt:
Basically, you get the Den or Patrol together, and they sing, "We're three scoops of raisins, three scoops of raisins, We're three scoops of raisins-- In Kellogg's Raisin Bran!"


name: Ticket Line
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ticket, line, skit, punchline
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: ticket line
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Fans wait in line for tickets. A newcomer tries to cut to the front twice and is shoved back. He finally gives up and says they can get someone else to open the ticket window—revealing he was the ticket seller.

rules:
4 fans in line. Person approaches front twice, gets shoved back. On third attempt, he gives up and leaves, revealing he was supposed to open the ticket window.

source_excerpt:
This person tries once more to reach the front of the line and then gives up and says something to the effect; "I'm giving up, they can get someone else to open this ticket window."


name: Ticket Line
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ticket, line, punch line
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: ticket line
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Fans are standing in line for a big event. A person keeps trying to cut to the front, gets shoved back, tries again, and finally gives up — revealing he was actually the ticket window operator who was supposed to open it.

rules:
Fans in line react angrily to the person cutting in front. After being rejected twice, the person says they give up and others can find someone else to open the ticket window.

source_excerpt:
A person walks up to the front of the line. The fans get upset telling him to not butt in line and to go to the end of the line and began to shove him back.


name: Time on the Park Bench
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
materials_category: props
materials_list: bench, newspaper, marker
skills_developed: acting, humor
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: time, park bench, sleep, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: time on the park bench
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A sleeping scout on a park bench is repeatedly woken to give the time. After the third interruption, he writes 'I don't have the Time!' on a newspaper and holds it over his face—only to be woken again by someone who actually tells him the time.

rules:
Scout naps on bench, gives time three times (6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15) when woken. Writes message and covers face. Final scout wakes him again and tells him the time instead.

source_excerpt:
The Scout then takes out a marker and writes on the paper, "I don't have the Time!", places it over his head and goes back to sleep. The final Scout walks up; reads the message, wakes the sleeping scout up and says: "Hey, its a quarter to nine!"


name: Time on the Park Bench
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
materials_category: props
materials_list: newspaper, marker, bench
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: park bench, time, napping
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: time on the park bench
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Scout napping on a park bench is repeatedly woken up by others asking for the time. Eventually he writes 'I don't have the Time!' on a newspaper and covers his head. The last scout wakes him anyway to say it's a quarter to nine.

rules:
Scout sleeps, gets woken three times (6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15). Writes message. Fourth person still wakes him to report the time.

source_excerpt:
The Scout then takes out a marker and writes on the paper, "I don't have the Time!", places it over his head and goes back to sleep.


name: Toothache
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
materials_category: props
materials_list: pliers, apples, string, door (implied), hedge clippers or axe (prop)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: toothache, remedies, skit, humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: toothache
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy with a toothache gets a series of increasingly worse 'cures': wrong tooth pulled, apples causing stomachache, string-and-door slam, and finally a person with hedge clippers. Boy runs off screaming.

rules:
Toothache boy gets wrong tooth pulled; apple gives stomachache; string tied to tooth and door slams; person arrives with clippers. Boy runs off before anything else happens.

source_excerpt:
Another person enters with some hedge clippers or a axe or something. He says, "I hear you have a toothache". The boy with the toothache says, "Not that !" and runs off the stage.


name: Toothache
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 99
materials_category: props
materials_list: pliers (prop), apples, string, hedge clippers (prop)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: toothache, dentist, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: toothache
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy with a toothache receives increasingly absurd remedies from others (pliers to pull the wrong tooth, apples causing a stomachache, a string tied to a door causing more pain). When hedge clippers appear, he flees.

rules:
Each new character offers a worse remedy. The boy accumulates toothache, stomachache, and headache. The final character arrives with hedge clippers and the victim runs off stage.

source_excerpt:
A boy with a toothache complains to another boy. The other boy says he will help and pulls out tooth with a pair of pliers. The boy with the toothache says wrong tooth.


name: Toothpaste
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 99-100
materials_category: props
materials_list: two cups, water
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: toothpaste, water, brushing teeth, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: toothpaste
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scouts demonstrate teeth-brushing with limited water. The first takes a drink and mimes brushing, then appears to pass the water via ear to the next. The chain continues until the last person releases visible water from his mouth into a cup.

rules:
First person has water in cup; last person has water hidden in mouth. Each mimes transferring water ear-to-ear down the line. Last person releases water into empty cup.

source_excerpt:
he places his head against the ear of the next person in line and that person's cheeks begin to bulge out as the first persons deflate.


name: Toothpaste
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 99-100
materials_category: props
materials_list: two cups of water
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: toothpaste, water, trick
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience deception"]
language: en
normalized_name: toothpaste
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A demonstration of brushing teeth with limited water. People in a row appear to pass water from mouth to ear of the next person. The last person releases the water into a cup, having hidden water in their mouth all along.

rules:
First person drinks from cup, brushes teeth, places head against next person's ear. Second person's cheeks bulge. Chain continues to the last person who releases water into a cup.

source_excerpt:
In this you need two cups of water and four or more people. The people in the skit all line up in a row in front of the audience. The first person in line has water in his cup and the last person in line has an empty cup with some water hidden in his mouth.


name: Tracks
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
materials_category: props
materials_list: flashlight
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: tracks, train, argument, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: tracks
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two boys follow a trail and argue about what kind of animal tracks they are (raccoon, wolf, badger). They are suddenly run over by a 'train' of scouts. Scouts who ran them over then continue the same argument.

rules:
Two scouts argue over animal tracks. Several scouts form a train (linked together, choo-choo sounds, front has flashlight) and run them over. Train scouts then argue the same question as they exit.

source_excerpt:
The argument continues until they are suddenly run over by a train. (Several boys linked together making chuga choo sounds, boy in front has a flashlight.


name: Tracks
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
materials_category: props
materials_list: flashlight
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: tracks, train, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: tracks
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two boys follow a trail arguing about what kind of animal made the tracks. While arguing, they are run over by a 'train' — several boys linked together making choo-choo sounds with a flashlight at the front.

rules:
Two boys argue over track types. Train of boys runs them over. Punchline: the train participants continue the argument about what they hit.

source_excerpt:
Two boys enter as if following a trail. They begin to argue over what kind of tracks they are: "I say they are raccoon tracks" "No they're wolf tracks" "No they're badger tracks ...". The argument continues until they are suddenly run over by a train.


name: The Trained Caterpillar
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
materials_category: props
materials_list: sheet, glass of water
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: caterpillar, potty, water, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the trained caterpillar
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A 'trained caterpillar' (3-4 guys under a sheet like a Chinese New Year dragon) performs tricks—left, right, sit, fetch. A volunteer lies down for the caterpillar to walk over, but gets water dumped on them: 'Eddy's not potty-trained yet.'

rules:
3-4 scouts under sheet form caterpillar. Commands: left, right, sit, fetch (first guy picks item with foot). Volunteer lies down. Last scout dumps water on volunteer. Trainer apologizes.

source_excerpt:
"OK, now for Eddy's best trick. We've been practicing this all week. We need a volunteer from the audience. Lie down, and Eddy will walk over you without harming you!" (Eddy does it, but the last guy dumps a glass of water on the volunteer.)


name: The Trained Caterpillar
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
materials_category: props
materials_list: sheet, glass of water, object to fetch with feet
skills_developed: coordination, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: caterpillar, circus, volunteer, water
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation", "water skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the trained caterpillar
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three or four boys under a sheet act as Eddy, a trained caterpillar. The trainer commands Eddy to go left, right, sit, and fetch. For the final trick, a volunteer lies down and Eddy walks over them — then the last boy dumps water on the volunteer as a potty-training joke.

rules:
Trainer commands caterpillar (boys under sheet). Caterpillar obeys. Volunteer lies down, caterpillar walks over them, last boy pours water on volunteer.

source_excerpt:
"This is Eddy, the amazing trained caterpillar." (Three or four guys with a sheet over them, sort of like a Chinese New Year Dragon.) "Eddy, left!" (Everyone shambles left)


name: The Train Skit
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: train, tracks, deer, bear, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "humor"]
language: en
normalized_name: the train skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two boys argue over what animal was run over on a train track. A line of scouts forms a train and runs them over. From within the train, the same argument about the animal continues.

rules:
Two scouts argue about an animal (deer vs bear). A train of scouts linked hip-to-hip comes chugging and runs them over. Train scouts #1 and #2 continue the argument.

source_excerpt:
When they get to the two guys arguing they run them over and then, from the first two guys in the train line you hear.... Train #1: What'd ya think we hit? Train #2: It was a deer Train #1: But it looked like a bear...


name: The Train Skit
variations: Similar to 'Tracks' skit but with different punchline structure
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: train, animal tracks, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the train skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two boys argue over what animal was run over on a track. A group of scouts form a human train and run them over. The same argument continues between the front two train members as they exit.

rules:
Two boys argue about the animal. Human train runs them over. The first two boys in the train take up the same argument as they leave the stage.

source_excerpt:
As this goes on continuously, a group of scouts form a line, all holding on to each other's hips and form a train. They then come chugging along the track towards the guys arguing about the animal (lots of chug-chug noises here).


name: The Trees
category: altele
subcategory: skit
content_type: activitate
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 100
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: trees, seasons, spring, sap, skit
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the trees
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part06
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys line up as trees, acting out summer, fall, and winter through narration and mime. A volunteer (usually the Scoutmaster) is told to run between the trees on the word 'spring'—because 'the sap runs through the trees' in springtime.

rules:
All boys except narrator line up as trees. Narrator describes seasons; trees mime accordingly. Adult volunteer waits offstage until the word 'spring.' On cue he runs between the trees. Punchline: 'the sap runs through the trees.'

source_excerpt:
Finally, on cue as you say the word spring, have the volunteer move quickly Between the trees several times. You will finish the skit by saying "...... And Also in the springtime, notice how quickly the sap runs through the trees."


name: The Trees
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 100-101
skills_developed: acting, mime
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: trees, seasons, sap, adult volunteer
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the trees
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Boys line up as trees while a narrator describes them through the seasons (summer, fall, winter). On the word 'spring,' an adult volunteer runs between the trees. The punchline is about sap running through the trees in springtime.

rules:
Boys act as trees mimicking the seasons described by narrator. On the cue word 'spring,' adult volunteer runs between them. Narrator delivers punchline about 'sap.'

source_excerpt:
Finally, on cue as you say the word spring, have the volunteer move quickly Between the trees several times. You will finish the skit by saying "...... And Also in the springtime, notice how quickly the sap runs through the trees."


name: Three Rivers II
variations: Variant of Three Rivers (original version)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 98
materials_category: props/costume
materials_list: pick, pan, No. 10 cans for cooking, two beat-up hats, mask for dog (optional), blanket for mule
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: prospector, dog, mule, dishes
tags: ["campfire skit", "props required"]
language: en
normalized_name: three rivers ii
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A variation of Three Rivers with two prospectors and a mule. One prospector shares food. When questioned about dirty dishes, he insists they are as clean as Three Rivers can get them. A dog named Three Rivers licks the plates at the end. Includes a comic mule made of two boys under a blanket.

rules:
Two prospectors meet. One serves food on dishes the other thinks are dirty. The first insists they are as clean as Three Rivers can get them. The mule brays. Finally, Three Rivers (a dog boy) licks the plates.

source_excerpt:
Prospector 1: Well now, it all depends on how you look at it. But I'll tell you one thing for sure. It's as clean as Three Rivers can get it.


name: Trick or Treat
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 101
materials_category: props
materials_list: bag of candy
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: halloween, candy, trick or treat
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: trick or treat
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A child comes home with Halloween treats. The parent insists on inspecting the candy and makes excuses to keep most of it. After the child leaves, the parent admits they are protecting the child — while eating the candy.

rules:
Child enters with treats. Parent inspects and keeps most of it with excuses. After child leaves, parent eats some candy.

source_excerpt:
A child comes home with a bag full of treats. The parent says that he needs to inspect the candy. Gives excuses for not giving most of it back.


name: Trimming the Christmas Tree
variations: Also known as 'Trimming the Tree' in the Leader magazine
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 101
materials_category: props
materials_list: scout staff with sprig of evergreen, materials for sawing/snipping sounds (optional cassette)
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: christmas tree, family, trimming
tags: ["campfire skit", "holiday skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: trimming the christmas tree
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A family trims a Christmas tree. The child repeatedly runs between mother (in the kitchen window) and father outside for guidance on how to trim the tree. After many rounds, the father brings in the tree staff — now reduced to a bare stick — asking if it's right.

rules:
Mother gives directions through imaginary kitchen window. Child relays to father. Repeat multiple times. Father finally enters with a bare staff.

source_excerpt:
Mother peers through imaginary kitchen window, hints and says it needs more off this side. Child runs off stage and repeats her directions. Sounds of sawing, snipping, etc.


name: The Twelve Days of Christmas
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 101-102
materials_category: props
materials_list: 12 silly prop items (creative imagination)
skills_developed: acting, memory, singing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: christmas, twelve days, cubs, gifts
tags: ["campfire skit", "holiday skit", "singing"]
language: en
normalized_name: the twelve days of christmas
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A Cub Scout version of The Twelve Days of Christmas where each cub gives Bob a silly gift (rusty nails, soggy sweatshirts, etc.). At the end, Bob realizes he was just cleaning out his closet.

rules:
Each cub enters, names their gift for that day, says 'Thanks Bob,' exits. At the end Bob sings all 12 gifts and realizes he cleaned out his closet.

source_excerpt:
Cub #1: On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me -- a knob to adjust my TV. Thanks Bob.


name: Twist Mouth Family
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 102
materials_category: props
materials_list: candle (prop)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: twist mouth, candle, family, education
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: twist mouth family
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A family all have twisted mouths — blowing up, down, left, or right — except son John who went to college. They try to blow out a candle by asking each family member in turn, all failing due to their twisted mouths. John blows it out straight. Father concludes: 'What a blessed thing it is to have a son with an education.'

rules:
Mother asks father to blow out candle. Each family member has a different twist. Finally John (educated son) blows it out correctly.

source_excerpt:
A mother and a father had several children, now all the children had their mouths twisted out of shape except their son John, who they had sent to college and had just returned.


name: Ugliest Man in the World
variations: Can also be performed as 'Bad Breath' version
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 102
materials_category: costume
materials_list: blanket
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ugliest man, circus, volunteers
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: ugliest man in the world
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A circus announcer invites volunteers to look at the ugliest man in the world (hidden under a blanket). Each volunteer faints in disgust. The final victim is brought up — and the ugliest man faints when he sees them instead.

rules:
Announcer invites volunteers. Each faints dramatically. Final victim approaches, ugliest man faints first.

source_excerpt:
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Come and see the Ugliest Man in the World! (or Smell the Worst Breath in the World!)


name: Ugly Baby
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 102-103
materials_category: props
materials_list: blanket, train props
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: baby, monkey, train, ugly
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: ugly baby
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A lady on a train with a blanket-wrapped baby is told by strangers that it is the ugliest baby they've ever seen. She beats each stranger. When she complains to the conductor, he apologizes and offers to get a banana for her monkey.

rules:
Three strangers approach, comment on the ugly baby, get beaten. Conductor apologizes, offers banana for the monkey.

source_excerpt:
A lady is riding on a train with her baby wrapped in a blanket. A stranger comes and sits down next to her. He asked if he can see the baby. Upon opening the blanket the stranger says: "Ma'am, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen."


name: Up Harold
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 103
materials_category: costume
materials_list: monster costume (optional)
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: monster, mad scientist, Harold
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: up harold
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A mad scientist introduces his greatest creation, the monster Harold. He demonstrates Harold obeying commands (rise, walk, kill). The scientist doesn't realize Harold reacts to the commands literally — and eventually turns on and kills the scientist, then walks toward the audience as lights black out.

rules:
Mad scientist commands Harold. Harold gets volunteer from audience to 'kill.' Returns. Scientist boasts. Harold finally turns on scientist. Blackout.

source_excerpt:
Mad Scientist and a monster named Harold. The mad scientist talks about his gratest creation Harold. The scientist asks for a volunteer out of the audience.


name: Vampire Snack
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 103
materials_category: props
materials_list: can marked 'blood', tomato juice, glass
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: vampire, tomato juice, punchline
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: vampire snack
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two vampires chat. One drinks from a can of 'blood' (tomato juice). The second explains he couldn't eat because he had already 'bit' a beggar who hadn't had a bite in days — the punchline playing on 'bite' meaning both food and vampire bite.

rules:
Two-vampire skit. First drinks tomato juice. Second explains he couldn't drink another bite. Reveals he bit a beggar who said he hadn't had a bite in days.

source_excerpt:
Vampire #2: He vanted me to help him. He said he hadn't had a bite in days. Vampire #1: So what did you do? Vampire #2: Vat else? Naturally, I bit him!


name: The Viper is Coming
variations: Version 2 with 4 kids escalating panic; original office setting version
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 103
source_excerpt: Viper: (A moment later, with props) Hallo! I'm de Viper! Vere's de Vindows?
materials_category: props
materials_list: squeegee, sponge, rags, pump spray
skills_developed: acting, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: viper, window washer, punchline
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the viper is coming
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
People rush in one by one announcing that 'the Viper is coming' in progressively less time, causing panic. The Viper finally arrives with a squeegee and sponge: he's the window viper (wiper), there to clean the windows.

rules:
Each person rushes in announcing viper arrives in less time. When the Viper arrives, he announces he is the 'vindow viper' and asks where to start.


name: The Wall
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 103-104
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wall, boss, employee, fired
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the wall
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three or four scouts form a wall (backs to audience). An employee leans against the wall. The boss fires him for laziness. As the employee edges away still holding the wall, the boss turns — and the wall falls on him.

rules:
Boys form wall (backs to audience). Employee leans on wall. Boss fires employee. Employee edges away while protesting. Wall collapses on boss.

source_excerpt:
The scene opens with the employee leaning against the wall. The boss walks in, looking at some papers, sees the idle employee, stops. Boss: You there! What's your name?


name: The Waiter
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 104
source_excerpt: Waiter : Why tuna? Salmon's much better. And have it on whole wheat, it's healthier.
materials_category: props
materials_list: restaurant table and chairs (optional)
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: waiter, restaurant, orders
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the waiter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three scouts order food at a restaurant. The waiter overrides each scout's choice with 'healthier' options, but when the third scout asks for a suggestion, the waiter has no time for suggestions.

rules:
Waiter overrides Scouts 1 and 2's orders with healthier alternatives. Scout 3 asks for a suggestion; waiter has no time.


name: Waiter!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 104
source_excerpt: Customer 1: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Shh! Everyone else will want one!
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: waiter, fly, soup, restaurant
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: waiter!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Customers in a restaurant keep finding flies in their food. The waiter has a witty comeback for each complaint (fly doing the backstroke, learning to read in alphabet soup, etc.). Final punchline: a fly in ice cream means winter sports.

rules:
Each customer complains about a fly in different food items. Waiter gives a different clever response. Final customer has fly in ice cream.


name: The Waiting Room
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 104
materials_category: props
materials_list: six chairs, one chair for secretary, beach ball
skills_developed: acting, physical comedy
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: doctor, waiting room, symptoms, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the waiting room
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Patients enter a doctor's waiting room each with a different tic or symptom. As each patient sits down, they catch the symptoms of the others. The room becomes chaos until a 'pregnant' scout enters — and everyone flees except the pregnant scout and secretary.

rules:
Each patient enters with a unique symptom. Seated patients catch each other's symptoms. Final person (with beach ball under shirt) enters; all flee.

source_excerpt:
The first person comes in. His shoulder twitches once every 3 seconds. Secretary: "Please take a seat, the doctor will be with you shortly."


name: Washington's Farewell
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 104
materials_category: costume
materials_list: Washington costume
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: washington, history, short joke
tags: ["campfire skit", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: washington's farewell
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy is announced to dramatically portray Washington's Farewell Address. He comes out dressed as Washington and delivers: 'Bye Mom!'

rules:
Announcer introduces dramatic portrayal of Washington's Farewell Address. Boy enters in costume and says 'Bye Mom!'

source_excerpt:
It is announced that a member of the troop has memorized Washington's Farewell Address and is about to do a dramatic portrayal of it. A boy emerges dressed as Washington and delivers his farewell address, "Bye Mom!"


name: We Hit!
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 105-106
materials_category: props
materials_list: cup of water
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: submarine, water, victim
tags: ["campfire skit", "water skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: we hit!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Submarine crew sits in a line and fires torpedoes. Each torpedo misses. Finally the submarine gets hit — and the crew member next to the victim throws water on them.

rules:
Captain calls fire 1 then fire 2, passed down the line with sound effects. Both miss. Finally 'they hit us!' — water is thrown on the victim.

source_excerpt:
Captain: We missed! We'll just have to try to outrun them! (They turn left and right and left in sync, but finally,) Captain: They hit us! Incoming water! (Throw water on victim.)


name: The Weather Man
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 106-107
materials_category: props
skills_developed: acting, planning
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: weather, rain, water, volunteer
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation", "water skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the weather man
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A weatherman presents a parody TV weather report. As he announces each weather type (wind, snow, hail), it appears aimed at him from offstage. He eventually asks a volunteer to read the last forecast — who gets drenched by a bucket of water for predicting rain.

rules:
Weatherman reads forecast; weather effects hit him from offstage. He quits and gets a volunteer. Volunteer reads 'heavy rains' and gets drenched. Variation: drench the weatherman instead.

variations:
Variation: get the weatherman wet instead of the volunteer; especially funny if the scoutmaster is the weatherman and doesn't know the skit

source_excerpt:
The Scapegoat is handed the script, and reads, "And tomorrow this area will have heavy rains." Instantly, he is hit by a bucket of water from offstage.

materials_list:
large map or sheet, fan, white confetti, white packing material, bucket of water, waterproof ground cloth


name: The Well-Trained Elephant
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 107
materials_category: props/costume
materials_list: blanket, cup of water
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: elephant, circus, trained animal, water
tags: ["campfire skit", "audience participation", "water skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the well-trained elephant
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A trainer introduces a well-trained elephant (two boys under a blanket). The elephant counts, then walks over volunteers without harming them. Finally, on a secret cue, the elephant pours water on the volunteers — it hasn't been potty-trained.

rules:
Elephant counts on command, then walks over lying volunteers. On secret cue, elephant spills water on volunteers. Trainer apologizes for lack of potty training.

source_excerpt:
Trainer: Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to show you the great tricks that my trained elephant can do. For instance, he can count! Spot! Count to 5! (Spot thumps 5 times on the ground.)


name: What Time is it?
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 108
materials_category: props
materials_list: two logs
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: cave men, time, logs, noise
tags: ["campfire skit", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: what time is it?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three scouts enter, two carrying logs. They pound the stage with logs making incredible noise. The third announces 'How cave men tell time.' After more pounding, a voice from offstage yells that it's two a.m.

rules:
Two scouts pound logs on stage. Third announces it's how cave men tell time. Offstage voice yells the time.

source_excerpt:
Three Scouts walk onto the stage, two of them carrying logs. The two carrying logs sit down and begin pounding the stage with them, making an incredible racket.


name: What's the Problem?
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 108
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: crying, campfire, no skit, meta
tags: ["campfire skit", "meta skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: what's the problem?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Swasin is crying on stage. Each scout who approaches gets whispered the reason and starts crying too. When the campfire chief arrives to collect skit names, everyone confesses they have no skit.

rules:
Swasin cries. Kids approach, hear the problem, cry too. Chief asks what's the problem. All say 'We don't have a skit!'

source_excerpt:
Finally, Campfire Chief comes around. Chief: Hi! I've come around to collect skit names for the campfire tonight! Hey! What's the problem? All: We don't have a skit!


name: Why Are You Late?
variations: Can be modified to space theme (spaceship, Aldabian glop, rented air coaster)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 109
skills_developed: acting, memory
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: late, boss, office, transportation
tags: ["campfire skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: why are you late?
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Workers arrive late to the office with identical elaborate excuses about transportation breakdowns. The boss finally predicts the next one's excuse exactly — but the fourth worker says it's wrong; the streets were blocked by all the broken-down vehicles and crazy joggers.

rules:
Three workers give identical excuses. Boss predicts the fourth. Fourth says the streets were blocked by all the failed transportation from the others.

source_excerpt:
#1: (Rushing into work, breathless.) Sorry I'm late, Boss. My car broke down, so I took the bus. But the driver hit a tree, so I had to take a cab.


name: World's Greatest Pitcher
variations: Can target the announcer, pitcher, or batter with the water
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 108-109
materials_category: props
materials_list: white sheet screen, flashlight (bright), stick (baseball bat size), bucket of water
skills_developed: acting, coordination
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: baseball, pitcher, spitball, water
tags: ["campfire skit", "water skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: world's greatest pitcher
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An announcer introduces the world's greatest pitcher. Volunteers bat against trick pitches (fastball, slider, curve) shown as a flashlight across a screen. The final pitch is the greatest spit ball — and someone gets drenched with a bucket of water.

rules:
Pitcher throws each pitch announced; volunteers can't hit the light. Final pitch: 'out of control spit ball' — water thrown on announcer, pitcher, or batter.

source_excerpt:
Announce each pitch in advance and watch pitcher throw, followed by light on the screen as the ball advances toward the batter.


name: The World's Greatest Spitter
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 109
materials_category: props
materials_list: two pails (one empty, one with water), sheet
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: spitter, pail, water, trick
tags: ["campfire skit", "water skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the world's greatest spitter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
The world's greatest spitter performs trick spits (highest, fastest, slowest, biggest) while an assistant pings a pail when he catches the spit. For the final biggest spit done behind a sheet, the spitter grabs a water-filled pail and throws it at a heckler.

rules:
Spitter does each trick; assistant pings pail. Final trick behind sheet — spitter throws water from secretly filled pail on heckler.

source_excerpt:
The world's greatest spitter is bragging and demonstrating on how well he can spit. He has an assistant, who has an empty pail. When the assistant catches the spit, he thwacks the bottom of the pail with his fingers to make it go ping.


name: What a Day
rules: Hikers 1 and 2 groan 'What a day.' Hiker 3 responds positively. Hiker 2 gets angry, both leave.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 109
materials_category: props
materials_list: backpacks
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: hikers, what a day, short skit
tags: ["campfire skit", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: what a day
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three tired hikers flop down. Two groan 'What a day.' The third responds happily 'Yeah, it sure was!' The second gets angry at him for not sticking to the subject and the first two stalk off, leaving the third confused.

source_excerpt:
Hiker 2: (angrily) If you can't stick to the subject, I'm leaving! (First two hikers stalk off, leaving third looking very surprised).


name: What a Day
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 117
materials_category: props
materials_list: backpacks
skills_developed: performance, acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, hiking, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: what a day
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Three tired-looking hikers collapse in a circle. Two groan 'What a day' and the third says it cheerfully, infuriating the second who storms off — leaving the third looking baffled.

rules:
Three hikers enter looking tired, drop packs, sit in a circle. Hikers 1 and 2 groan 'What a day.' Hiker 3 says it happily. Hiker 2 gets angry and they all stalk off except Hiker 3.

source_excerpt:
(Three tired looking hikers enter, drop packs and flop in a circle.)
Hiker 1: (groans) What a day.
Hiker 2: (after a pause, groans) What a day.
Hiker 3: (happily) Yeah, it sure was!


name: The Wrong Skit
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 109-110
source_excerpt: (Looks around; in normal voice,) Oh, sorry! I'm in the wrong skit!
materials_category: costume
materials_list: costume from previous skit
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: wrong skit, meta, comedy
tags: ["campfire skit", "meta skit", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the wrong skit
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A character from a previous campfire skit wanders onto stage during an unrelated skit, clearly confused about where they are, then says 'Oh, sorry! I'm in the wrong skit!' and leaves.

rules:
Recognizable character from a previous skit wanders on. Looks around. Says 'Oh, sorry! I'm in the wrong skit!' in normal voice.


name: You've Broken the Rules!
variations: Best at summer camp; modify rules as needed
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 110
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: pirate, rules, walk the plank, lifeguard
tags: ["campfire skit", "summer camp"]
language: en
normalized_name: you've broken the rules!
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A pirate captain sentences crew members to walk the plank for various camp rule violations. A lifeguard then appears and tells all of them to buddy up and stop talking.

rules:
Captain sentences each pirate for a different rule violation. Lifeguard appears and gives standard poolside commands.

source_excerpt:
Captain: Okay let's see the first o' you. Which rule did you break? #1: I... I... I ran around in the dining hall when I should have been sitting down! Captain: Walk the plank!


name: Yukon Winter
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 110-111
skills_developed: acting, storytelling
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: yukon, winter, hermit, firewood
tags: ["campfire skit", "long skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: yukon winter
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two scouts (Kent and Jason) move to the Yukon, build a cabin, and repeatedly trek to the mountain hermit to ask how harsh the winter will be. Each time the hermit predicts a worse winter. The final punchline: the hermit can see them cutting firewood like crazy from the mountaintop.

rules:
Kent and Jason build cabin, cut wood. Trek to hermit three times; he predicts worse winter each time. Final revelation: he watched them cutting firewood.

source_excerpt:
The Hermit turning to Scouters Kent and Jason he says, "It's easy. I look down in the valley and from here, I can see two guys cutting and piling firewood like crazy!"


name: 49...49...49
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 112
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: 49, 50, manhole, imaginary
tags: ["campfire skit", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: 49...49...49
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A boy jumps on an imaginary circle yelling '49!' A second boy asks to try and is allowed. The first pulls the imaginary circle out from under the second, then starts yelling '50!'

rules:
Boy 1 jumps on imaginary circle yelling 49. Boy 2 asks to try. Boy 1 pulls circle away while boy 2 jumps. Boy 1 now yells 50.

variations:
Version 2: City street setting with manhole cover; victim falls into sewer when manhole is pulled away

source_excerpt:
1st boy walks in and draws an imaginary circle on the ground and start to jump up and down on the circle yelling "49...49...49...49"


name: The 5th Floor
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: campfire skit
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 112
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: floors, slap, meta, punchline
tags: ["campfire skit", "meta skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the 5th floor
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Don visits each floor of his friends' house and offers advice, getting slapped each time. When he mentions going to the 5th floor, his friend points out there are only 4 floors — and Don slaps him, saying 'Keep quiet! This is my skit!'

rules:
Don visits 4 floors, offers advice, gets slapped. Mentions 5th floor. Friend objects. Don slaps him.

source_excerpt:
Friend: But wait a minute. You said there were only four floors! Teller: (Slaps him in the face) Keep quiet! This is my skit!


name: The Announcement (Walk-on)
rules: Chief announces a spot announcement. Dog barks from audience. Chief thanks Spot.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on / run-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 114
skills_developed: comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: spot announcement, dog, campfire, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the announcement (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A five-second campfire gag. The campfire chief announces a spot announcement. A dog barks from the audience. Chief says 'Thank you, Spot.'

source_excerpt:
Campfire Chief: And now it's time to make a spot announcement. (Dog barks from the audience.) Thank you Spot.


name: Beam Me Up (Walk-on)
rules: Scout calls for beam up. Offstage response is a thunk (sound of 2x4).
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: 2x4 board (for sound)
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: star trek, beam, aliens, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: beam me up (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A scout walks on stage, looks around, and desperately asks Scotty to beam him aboard because the aliens are unfriendly. Another scout in the audience responds with a thunk — the sound of a 2x4 landing on stage.

source_excerpt:
Scout: Walks on stage, looks around slowly and says, "Scotty! The aliens are very unfriendly!! Quick!! Beam me aboard!!" Another scout in the audience: THUNK (the sound of a 2x4 landing on stage)


name: Smoke Signals (Walk-on)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: binoculars (prop)
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: smoke signals, fire, blankets, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: smoke signals (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Two scouts spot smoke signals. One reads them slowly: 'Help... My... Blankets... On... Fire.' The joke is that the sender is signaling while their blankets burn.

rules:
Scout 1 spots smoke signals. Scout 2 reads them slowly letter by letter. Punchline: the sender's blankets are on fire.

source_excerpt:
1st scout, pretending to look away through binoculars, says very slowly, "Help... My... Blankets... On... Fire."


name: Little Brother (Walk-on)
rules: Scout 1 sees Scout 2 writing slowly. Asks why. Punchline about brother's reading speed.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: paper, pen
skills_developed: comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: letter, brother, reading, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: little brother (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Scout 1 asks why Scout 2 is writing so slowly. Scout 2 says it's because his little brother can't read very fast.

source_excerpt:
Scout 2: Writing a letter to my little brother. Scout 1: Why are you writing so slowly? Scout 1: Because my little brother can't read very fast!


name: Squirrels (Walk-on)
rules: Person runs on panicking. MC asks who's after them. Punchline about squirrels and nuts.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: squirrels, nuts, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: squirrels (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A person runs on screaming that they're after him. When asked who, he says 'The squirrels, they think I'm nuts.'

source_excerpt:
Persons runs "onstage" screaming "they're after me! They're after me!" MC asks "Who's after you" Person replies "The squirrels, they think I'm nuts"


name: Its All Around Me! (Walk-on)
rules: Player rushes on panicking. Other player asks what's all around. Punchline: my belt.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: belt, panic, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: its all around me! (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A person rushes on stage swatting the air, yelling 'It's all around me!' When asked what's all around, they say 'My belt, of course!'

source_excerpt:
"It's all around me, it's all around me!" "What? What's all around you?" the first player asks. The other replies, "My belt, of course!"


name: Leaving (Walk-on)
rules: Player scatters leaves. Second player asks what they're doing. Punchline: 'I'm leaving!'
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: bag of leaves
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: leaves, leaving, pun, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: leaving (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A player walks across the area scattering handfuls of leaves from a bag. Another asks what they're doing. Answer: 'I'm leaving!'

source_excerpt:
Player walks across the area scattering handfuls of leaves he takes from a big bag. Another player approaches and asks, "What are you doing?" 1st Player: I'm leaving!


name: Pulling String (Walk-on)
description: A scout walks on stage pulling a string. When asked why, they explain you can't push a string.
rules: Scout pulls a string on stage. Partner asks why. Punchline: have you ever tried to push one?
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: string
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: string, pulling, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: pulling string (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
source_excerpt:
One: (walks onto stage area pulling a string big enough to see) Two:(asks) What are you doing One: I'm pulling a string Two: what are you doing that for? One: Well, have you ever tried to push one?!


name: Fire Drill (Walk-on)
variations: Punch line can vary: no fire, someone is just thirsty; person carries a drink and wipes mouth
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on / run-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
materials_category: props
materials_list: cups, buckets, cans
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: fire, running, campfire, walk-on
tags: ["walk-on", "running gag"]
language: en
normalized_name: fire drill (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
People run through a meeting or campfire with containers. MC asks what's going on. Reply: something is on fire. Variations include changing the punch line to reveal someone is just thirsty.

rules:
Multiple people run through with containers. MC stops one and asks what's happening. Reply varies but punchline involves fire or thirst.

source_excerpt:
Through the meeting or campfire, different people run through with some container (cups, buckets, cans, etc). Eventually the MC stops one of them and asks what's going on to which the reply is "your tent (car, house whatever) is on fire".


name: Alien (Walk-on)
rules: Alien arrives and asks for the leader. Once there, tells them to stop singing Ging Gang Goolie.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
materials_category: costume
materials_list: alien costume (optional)
skills_developed: acting
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: alien, Ging Gang Goolie, leader, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: alien (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
An alien arrives with the typical 'take me to your leader' routine. When taken to the leader, the alien tells them to stop singing Ging Gang Goolie — it's their national anthem.

source_excerpt:
Alien comes in - traditional "take me to your leader" routine etc. When taken to leader the alien says, "Stop singing, Ging Gang Goolie -- it's our national anthem..."


name: The Ruler (Walk-on)
rules: Two-person exchange. Mike asks about the ruler on the newspaper. Punchline: get the story straight.
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
materials_category: props
materials_list: ruler, newspaper
skills_developed: comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: ruler, newspaper, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the ruler (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Mike asks Spike why he keeps the ruler on the newspaper when reading. Spike replies he wants to get the story straight.

source_excerpt:
Mike: Why do you keep the ruler on the newspaper when you're reading? Spike: I want to get the story straight!


name: I'm a Rabbit (Walk-on)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
skills_developed: comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: rabbit, beaver, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: i'm a rabbit (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
Cub 1 asks to be asked if they're a rabbit. When asked if they're a beaver, they say no — they already said they were a rabbit.

rules:
Cub 1 asks to be asked if they're a rabbit. Cub 2 complies. Then Cub 1 asks to be asked if they're a beaver. Punchline: No, I'm a rabbit.

source_excerpt:
Cub 1: Ask me if I'm a rabbit. Cub 2: Okay Are you a rabbit? Cub 1: Yes. Now ask me if I'm a beaver. Cub 2: Are you a beaver? Cub 1: No, stupid. I already told you I was a rabbit!


name: Missed (Walk-on)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
materials_category: props
materials_list: juggling balls, noise maker for gunshot
skills_developed: acting, juggling
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: juggling, missed, gunshot, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: missed (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A guy juggling drops a ball and snaps his fingers saying 'Missed!' Repeats this. Third scene: threatens to shoot himself if he drops it. Drops it. Exits. Gunshot. Returns, snaps fingers: 'Missed!'

rules:
Juggler drops ball twice, says Missed. Third time threatens to shoot self. Drops ball, exits, gunshot heard, returns and says Missed.

source_excerpt:
Scene 3: Same guy says. "If I don't get it this time, I'll shoot myself!" Juggles balls. Drops one. Exits (Sound of gunshot) Same guy re-appears, snaps fingers and says, "Missed!"


name: Wait! Wait! (Walk-on)
category: jocuri-cercetasesti
subcategory: walk-on
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 116
skills_developed: acting, comedy timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: bulb, store, misunderstanding, quick joke
tags: ["walk-on", "quick skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: wait! wait! (walk-on)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part07
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A shopper asks for a four-volt two-watt bulb. The clerk mishears 'four' as 'for what' and 'two-watt' as 'two what.' The misunderstanding loops until the clerk says they don't have it.

rules:
Shopper asks for specific bulb. Clerk mishears each part. Exchange loops through confusion. Clerk says no.

source_excerpt:
Shopper: Have you any four-volt two-watt bulbs? Clerk : For what? Shopper: No, four-volt, two-watt. Clerk : Two what? Shopper: yes! Clerk : No.


name: The Telephone Poles (Fishing Story)
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 113
materials_category: props
materials_list: rope
skills_developed: performance, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, telephone, fishing, walk-on
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "audience participation"]
language: en
normalized_name: the telephone poles (fishing story)
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A phone call skit where one person keeps complaining about bad reception and recruits audience members ('poles') to help hold up an imaginary rope, culminating in a punchline about '7 jerks on the line' from fishing.

rules:
Get volunteers from the audience to hold a rope in the middle. The caller keeps asking for more 'poles' to fix the reception until the punch line lands.

source_excerpt:
1: I said that I went fishing and my luck wasn't too good!
2: That's better! Still a little interference, but you say you hit a puck?


name: The Announcement
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 114
skills_developed: performance, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, walk-on, campfire, quick gag
tags: ["campfire", "skit"]
language: en
normalized_name: the announcement
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A five-second gag where the campfire chief makes a 'spot announcement' and a dog barks from the audience, thanking the dog named Spot.

rules:
Pre-arrange with a volunteer in the audience to bark on cue when the campfire chief says 'spot announcement'.

source_excerpt:
Campfire Chief: And now it's time to make a spot announcement. (Dog barks from the audience.) Thank you Spot.


name: Going to Court
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: pages 114-115
materials_category: props
materials_list: briefcase, flashlight, step ladder, banana
skills_developed: performance, timing, humor
difficulty_level: mediu
keywords: skit, wordplay, run-on, campfire, legal humor
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "run-on"]
language: en
normalized_name: going to court
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A run-on skit with multiple appearances of a litigant carrying a briefcase through various wordplay scenarios — 'bringing my case to court', 'higher court', 'case thrown out', 'I rest my case', 'appealing my case', etc. Requires good timing and a cooperative campfire chief.

rules:
The litigant enters multiple times between other skits with different props and wordplay. Version 1: briefcase, flashlight, high platform. Version 2 adds step ladder, banana (for 'appealing'), and inverted case ('overturned'). Each interruption plays on legal vocabulary.

variations:
Version 2 (Tom Oldershaw): adds 'open and shut case', 'case overturned', 'I rest my case' (placing case in storyteller's hands), searching for 'lost case', and 'appealing my case' with a banana.

source_excerpt:
Litigant: (coming in with briefcase) Uh, excuse me, but I need to tell you something. My inspection results today were terrible, so I'm going to (lift up briefcase) bring my case to court.


name: Beam Me Up
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
materials_category: props
materials_list: 2x4 board
skills_developed: performance, timing
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, walk-on, Star Trek, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "walk-on"]
language: en
normalized_name: beam me up
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A quick walk-on skit where a scout calls for Scotty to beam him aboard, and a 2x4 lands on stage instead of a beam of light.

rules:
One scout walks on stage and calls for Scotty. Another scout (planted in audience) makes the sound of a 2x4 hitting the stage.

source_excerpt:
Scout: Walks on stage, looks around slowly and says, "Scotty! The aliens are very unfriendly!! Quick!! Beam me aboard!!"


name: Little Brother
rules: Scout 1 asks why Scout 2 is writing so slowly. Scout 2 delivers the punch line.
category: altele
content_type: joc
source_file: big-book-of-skits.pdf
source_files: ["big-book-of-skits.pdf"]
page_reference: page 115
source_excerpt: Scout 1: Why are you writing so slowly? Scout 1: Because my little brother can't read very fast!
skills_developed: performance
difficulty_level: usor
keywords: skit, joke, campfire
tags: ["campfire", "skit", "quick gag"]
language: en
normalized_name: little brother
extraction_confidence: high
source_id: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits
source_ids: ["d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits"]
chunk_key: d3fe281d_big_book_of_skits.part08
created_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
updated_at: 2026-05-29 18:59:41
description:
A quick two-scout joke where one explains that he's writing a letter slowly because his little brother can't read very fast.


